Don’t you just love when its just right?

That moment when everything about the sex may not be the best… The foreplay might be a bit off, the head, if any, maybe not to your liking or whatever…
But….
When you’ve got past all the bullshit of the politics of platoons, favourite places to be kissed, etc.
When all that has passed, and the lady may be at the stage of wet where you don’t really need to find her pussy, it kinda calls to you like a homing beacon.
You’ve gone past all the ins and outs of getting into the position where, as the woman you’ve decided to give him some and, as the guy, you’ve hit the jackpot and your getting some.
Cuz we LOVE to get some.

So when all that has passed and you may start out in basic missionary, maybe you start in a bend over hands on the floor, maybe you go for a nice leg scissors, whatever your flavour.
And, as the woman, you can feel he’s hard and you’ve figured out just by looking at the size of him whether he’s gonna be a good fuck or not.
And as the guy, hopefully you’ve checked with a finger or tongue and made sure that pussy is wetter than a rain in November.

And your there. Just looking…

That solitary moment just before the dick slides in.
Maybe he forgoes “all that staring shit” but…
It’s not about that.

It’s about that moment when he’s as hard as he’s gonna get and she’s at wet as wet can get and the dick slides in.

And he knows in his mind, “this is just the best feeling of pussy there can ever be… There is no way a pussy can feel better than this pussy right here”.
And she’s thinking, “now this is what I’m talking, fuck the fact his foreplay could do with a bit more work and, I’ll allow the fact he doesn’t give head for this dick right chea right cheaaaaaa….”

And for a few moments, when the dick is as hard as its gonna get and the pussy seems to be getting wetter with each thrust, its just the best tasting feeling you can gain from a sexual experience, also up there with mind blowing head so good you don’t come for a long time and that moment when he makes her cum so hard that she curls up in a ball and needs a moment as her body shakes for about 10-30 mins.

That moment when it just feels goooooood.
Nothing fancy, no super creative position attempt or kama sutra inspired frog style position, just a simple position that gets that perfect insertion.
When you can hear the pussy agreeing with the fucking by leaking on the dick and the sheets.
For her, every stroke is exactly what she hoped it would be.
She sized you up, she did the math, that moment when she put her hand on your dick and jerked you a little wasn’t just to make the dick feel good… She was doing dick math….
It was like ” ok, that much girth plus that much length means he’s gonna reach…. Hmm… Ok, quite deep… Let’s see…”
Then the dick slips in and its like ” now that’s good dick…”

Just that moment of supreme hardness and increasing wetness when the sex is JUST right…

Ya know?

by Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

The abuse of a face

DISCLAIMER: Mr Oh, in no way, shape or form, condones any form of illegal sexual practices and hopes that all intimate sexual practices are consensual, otherwise maybe you’ll be arrested and sent to a prison where anal invasion is your breakfast, lunch and dinner… Basically HELL…

Now that’s clear, let’s begin…

I was reading a blog post by fellow freaky friend YumYumBubbleBum called I can’t breathe and as soon as I finished, I got to the end and was INSTANTLY inspired.
Now, if you know my blog, you know I’m as open as a copy of Little Black Book and Little Black Book Volume 2 (OUT NOW) so there’s not much I don’t say when it comes to the get down with the get down.

And this is no different.

Face rape.

MOTHERFUCKING LOOOOOOVE IT.

If your not well versed in the practice, and you can’t figure it out from the name, allow me to break it down.
Like YumYum’s post, it usually involves a fair amount of choking and thoughts from the receiver like “oh shit I can’t breathe but I like it”.
But with face rape, there’s a whole lot more to come.

From a man’s perspective, no, from a pussy eating addict’s perspective, the idea of being face first between a woman’s thighs, even as I write this, is the highest level of turn on.
Whether you start by kissing her on her lips (the ones on her face) and continue the kisses downwards or you climb under the covers from her feet and work your way up.
However you do it, as long as you end up with her clit exposed and your tongue covered in her clear gravy, then its smiles all round.
But the deliciousness of face rape is LITERALLY everybody wins.
Face rape is… Wow… I actually sighed like “hmmm, yummy…”

Face rape is, or should be pretty self-explanatory, but I’ll break it down.
To rape a face is to abuse it in a way you could get arrested for if this was a non-consensual situation. To take advantage of the face at your disposal for your own orgasmic gain.
You know when you have that selfish feeling wash over you where its like “fuck what you want, I’m gonna make you eat my birthday cake…”
That moment when you do something to your partners face that feels like you went just a little bit too far… But they tell you that you haven’t gone far enough.
You get what I’m saying… Basically, the face is there for you to do what you need to do to get off.

Not everyone is into face rape and some head givers like to be in full control of how the head goes, but there is that proportion of us (male and female) who like to relinquish that control and put it in the hips of the rapist.
For the person having their face taken advantage of, the pleasure is in being able to let their partner be free enough to go to the very bottom of depravity with it.
*Face grinding to the point where his/her nose squashes and they can’t breathe.
*Language so foul and abusive, you have to look up at them like “wow, didn’t know you had it in you.”
*Commanded and thrown around in such a way that you feel like nothing more than a face for their pleasure.
*Treated less like a lover, a partner and given orders in a voice you may have never heard from them before.
*Made to do things you may have never expected to hear from them (“Oh for fuck sake, stick a banana in my pussy, peel it and eat it you five a day motherfucker you…”)

Etc. Etc.

Now, as I said before, the beauty of face rape is not just in the thighs and waist movements of the person taking advantage of the face. Some seem to think that the power lies in the groin of the abuser when the abusee is REALLY holding the power.
The joy of it isn’t just for the person who is having their needs met and their orgasm draped all over a face, its the owner of the face who is, literally singing in the rain.
Now, as I always say in my blogs, it ain’t for everybody.
A lady could be getting some good, sweet sensation, giving you the best that I got Anita Baker head and she could feel the NEED to wrap her hands round his head and make her waist and hips wave so that her pussy literally rides his face. And he could come up for air like, “huh, what the fuck?”
Fellas, same thing.
She could be delivering that straight from Lethal Lipps school of head treatment on you, suddenly you try hold her head still and give her more than she can handle and she chokes, coughs, splutters, gets off her knees and then there’s no more head for you boo boo.
And that sucks.

Me personally, I’m a face rape ADDICT…
I can’t help it. I like leaving control in the hands of the person who’s only issue is getting as much pleasure out of my mouth as possible.
Taken to the height and extent of sexual pleasure to the point where they may think “wow, I might have gone a bit too far here”.
But the line of “too far” is further than you think.
And that’s how most of us think.

Ladies, make him lie down flat, hands by his side. Stand over his face and look down at him, trust me he likes that. He likes when you look down at him.
Kneel down slowly with eyes that scream “i’m gonna FUCK you up”. Line up your pussy with his mouth and rest one hand on his forehead then feed it to him. Once you’ve found your groove, put more pressure on his mouth. You know your forcing him right when the skin of his face pushes back.
Bite your lip. Speak thru angry, pursed lips. Call him every offensive name you can think of. Groove on him. Treat his mouth like a dick until it feels right and you cum on his face.

That’s a face rape situation.

And I love it.

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

The sound of you…

HelloOoOoOoOoOo… Ladies and gents…
It’s been a minute or three since my last blog post and I can only put that down to a degree of premature writers block.

But last night, while staring at the moon, thinking nothing but sexy, borderline ethically questionable  thoughts, something simple came on me… I mean came to me…

Sounds.
Something I’ve never really written about but touched on before.
When it comes time for the get down with the get down, there’s a BEVY of absolutely delicious noises and sounds that, if concentrated on, can be sweet sounds that you’ll be remembering long after orgasms have sprayed and multiple shakes have subsided.
More often these days, people like to turn the lights off or have their favourite sex mixtape playing in the background.  But what they do is wallpaper over the beauty of the original structure. Translation, you miss a lot of sexy, memorable moments that you can replay over and over again when your in the mood to think about the last time you had your body given the business.
For example, a lady or man generally not happy with their body shape will have the lights out before underwear comes off… But the darkness then takes away a lot of delicious moments of sight that don’t need any special moves or tricks in order to create a turn on. The darkness doesn’t let you watch your hand slide down your partners body, or watching her back arch and her cheeks wobble when she’s riding him. For her, she doesn’t get to watch the moment when, after a little bit of that machine gun speed, he decides to slow down and slow stroke you as you lift your legs back and hold your thighs open for him.
Ladies know how delicous that moment is to feel… But to watch as well? It puts the vision with the feeling.
Watch it. Feel it.
And listen to it.

The sweet sugar nectar of the right SOUNDS of sex can be just as important as stamina, knowledge of different positons, patience, etc.

I’ll be the first person to suggest slow jams for sexy time but I’ll be the first, second and third to tell you to shut the music off and just listen to the person your making love to, fucking, slamming, linking, banging, tasting, basting or just sucking or fingering.
This is the type of subject I don’t really need to talk about as your own memories of sounds you’ve heard that turn you on should be circling your mind right now…

Of course its different strokes for different folks but you know what you like to hear, don’t you?
You may be a person who likes to hear the sound of their partner moaning in their ear. Or you may like to hear the clap of a hand on a butt cheek.
Your sound of moist choice could be the sound of her sucking and re-slopping saliva on your dick while its in her mouth or the sound or his tongue as it slurps thru your lips.
It could be the sound of a good long stroke from tip of his dick all the way to his balls, as her lips cream the length of him.
Your love of sounds could go as deep and intricate as the sound of her grabbing the sheets and squeezing for dear life…
Great sounds, and the rather obvious ones, are when your partner is moaning and groaning as your grinding and making them feel the intensity you want to deliver.
Or those niche sounds such as the sound of spit slapping on a clitoris before rubbing your dick in it before slipping it inside her.
The sound of wet pussy flicking, the sound of someone sucking air thru their teeth cuz the movement feels too damn sweet.
Those random mumblings that your partner mutters to themselves as they’re thrown into their favourite position… Those Muttley mumbles…

As I said before, its different strokes for different folks and some people don’t even like to hear the sounds of sex. They’re not really a fan of the sounds of hot, sticky skin slapping against each other. So they prefer to drown out, or remix their favourite sex songs with their moans.
But, and I can only speak for my freak, those sounds can sometimes be the thin line between coming before time and going on for another four hours.
There is something to listen to in every facet of sex that is twice as good as a sex song with harmonies and melodies.
You are the song, the beat, your body is the instrument, chemistry with your partner is the lyrics and your bed is the studio.

Each section of sex has human music in it, ready for you to download and listen to whenever you want to.

Foreplay – that moment when he first sees her. That moment when the world stands still when she opens the door and sees him standing there. She pulls him in and he pushes her against a wall, his face immediately directed to her neck while heavy breathing. His body excited at being in her presence. Her breath getting quicker as he kisses the spot in her neck that melts her. She moans, he gets harder and kisses her neck for longer. She reaches for her clothes, ready for him. The sound of her bra clasp opening, her heels coming off and clapping on the floor. The sound of her jeans sliding down her thighs.

Oral sex – if you can’t find something to listen to while some oral sex is going down then your either doing it wrong or someone is short changing you.
The sound of your partners mouth on your body parts should be all you need.
The sound of her concentrating on the dick she’s sucking, spitting and licking back up, taking it deeper to the point she gags.
His moans of set me free when she sits on his face, with a moan escaping his mouth with every rotation of her hips.

Saccharine entry – if you have both turned each other on enough, he should be hard as steel and she should be as wet as car wash.
The initial sound of pussy lips parting for the head of a strong, thick erection – the slight slop and sticky sound, the skin against skin, the deeper it gets, the wetter it sounds.
She moans.
He groans.
She grinds.
He withdraws.
She sighs.

Then before you know it. The pussy gets wetter, her moans get louder, the slip slap slop between the thighs gets more and more moist.

The whole time, you are mentally downloading what you hear.
It’s like automatically recording the signs that tell you that you are having good sex.
Things that you can take back to your bed and masturbate to as you remember that exact moment.

Sounds in sex are very important. Sex without sounds is like black people and no chicken or the Wookie defence (for you South Park heads).
It makes no sense.

Sex is in the mind as well as the rest of the body and with more impetus on the strength of a good dick game and the ferocity and freedom with which women give head, little joys of sex such as the sounds we like to hear are seen as an afterthought.

Me?
I like to hear everything from the sound of panties pulled half off, to a moan while taking a dick to the back of her throat, wet pussy, heightened sexual pleasure, multiple orgasms, everything you can hear, I’m involved.

So the next time you get some, don’t play any music, don’t turn the lights off…
Just watch.
And listen.
Enjoy the SOUND of sex.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

What is a belt for?

What is a belt for?!

A belt, as we know it, is a fashion accessory used to hold up one’s trousers, skirt or generally anything worn below the waist. (Although women are wearing them to accentuate certain attributes these days.)

We generally know a belt as something that is used to hold clothes up, right?!
BUT, just as I mentioned the word belt and knowing the filth my mind comes up with, honestly, what did you immediately think of? I bet it wasn’t holding up clothes…
Heheheheheee…
It was probably something along the lines of the belt folded in half… welded by someone who was about to swing in thru the air and slap it against bent over cheeks wasn’t it?
Maybe it was something a lil more inventive and toeing the line of rough play and assault.

There’s more than one way to wear a belt… and that’s FA REALLLL…
Oh yessur there is…
Sure it just seems like a piece of leather from one end to the other… but oh no no no… it is a world of interesting sexual possibilities, wrapped into a simple piece of fashion.
Believe me, a belt can be used to do all sorts of thangs.
And the beauty of it, is that it can be used during the who thang… foreplay, oral sex, ANY sexual position you can get into and maybe something a little kinky afterwards.

Find a belt… right now.
Any belt… and look at it, just for a few seconds.
Imagine the many ways you can take that belt or have someone take said belt and use it on you in a way that gets you quite excited.

Obviously, I would have to have said examples of what I’m talking about just so you see what I mean…
So….

Belt loop 1 – the classic whip technique; folding the belt in half and using it to whip your partner or be whipped. Best when she is bent over doggystyle and grinding on HIM… a medium tap on the caboose, along with the words ‘You can fuck this dick better than that’ should make her work that LITTLE bit harder.

Belt loop 2 – this one is twofold because of the variation you can imply here. This is taking the belt, wrapping it round her waist, doggystyle again, wrapping the rest of the belt round a fist and riding her like she Black Beauty… and that was a WILD horse…

The 2nd fold of this is taking the belt, doggystyle AGAIN, and wrapping it round her neck, again wrapping the rest of the belt round a fist. A bit of asphyxiation can be a bit of a turn on… but don’t cum and pull on that thang too hard…

Belt loop 3 – put that pussy under arrest. Put her arms behind her back, wrap the belt around her wrists, tie it in a way she can’t reach. Now she’s under arrest. With her hands tied, roll her onto her stomach, part her thighs and… well, her noises should let you know if she likes it. A nicely dropped piece of filthy talk would go nicely with this one.

Belt loop 4 – eat her pussy a bit and take the belt with you. Eat it and ask her some questions at the same time. If she doesn’t give you the right answers, give her inner thigh a bit of a whip. She’ll either like it or answer you quicker. Either way is good for you.

Belt loop 5 – for the INVENTIVELY freaky type of person. Get a collection of belts… maybe three or four. Tie her up. Hands behind the back, tie her ankles, tie them together in some hog-tie fashion.
Make it a lil bit more freaky and put one across her mouth too.
Make sure her legs are back enough that you can find a position where her you can slip in, while looking her in the eyes.
Slightly sordid but then again, we can’t deny when our mojo says so, ya know?

There’s five notches on the belt that inspired this blog but there are many other ways to use a belt:
*Clit fiddler
*Whip her clit
*Something to bite when it feels SOOO good
*A lil added spice when the BDSM ting comes out

Etc, etc.

So the next time you wear a belt, think about the possibilities of what you could do or have to do to you with it.
A good strong leather one.
One that could leave a lil mark if you swung it right…

By

Mr Oh

The Rapist Fantasy

Hello…

My name is… well you know what my name is…
You know who I am.
You’ve told me what to do and how to do it so I don’t have to introduce myself.

I know my face looks familiar but, behind these eyes is someone different. And that’s what this blog is about.
It’s about him. Or the him you want me to be.
You want this ‘him’ to have my face and my body but you want ‘his’ actions to be those of someone a lot different than me.

You want me to be him every now and then, just to make it more interesting when you are being ‘taken’.
Now not EVERYONE wants this ‘him’ around due to things they have experienced in their own lives which have left a sour taste in their mouths.
But some of you do.

You want me to be your rapist.

It is your fantasy that you want me to be that guy who doesn’t ask you to have sex, you want me to be him that takes the sex from you. With a forearm across your neck and some foul language in your ear, you want me to fuck you by force.
There is something about the idea of being so totally out of your own control and being MADE to do this and THROWN into place to do that and damn near had dick rammed into you.
You can’t explain what it is about me in this mode because, by society’s norms and even prison hierarchies, a rapist is the lowest of the low.
But, on the other hand, not everyone’s libidos and mojos conforms to what society dictates. You could be one of those people who will watch a film like Derailed and be quite disgusted by the rape scene in the hotel room or the French film Irreversible with the rape scene in the underground walkway. But then you could be that person who watches those scenes and is intrigued at the same time.
You can’t explain it, there’s just something about having that control taken away that turns you on. There’s not something wrong with you. It’s just the way it is.

Now when it comes to the actual sex, you may want me to truly play the rapist role to the fullest. Barring any punching and kicking, you want it be as authentic as possible.
We may play the fantasy role… you leave the door open, I sneak in quietly, maybe pick up a knife from the kitchen as I go. Sneak into the bedroom, put all my weight on you and pin you down with a scarf around my face, run the cold steel of the knife up your body and tell you that I’m going to rape you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
You may want to try and fight me off, but that just adds to the fantasy.
Take my dick out while your struggling, force your thighs open, spit on my hand and force myself inside you., while looking at you, telling you that I’m raping you and you like it, no you LOVE it… you want me to do it more. And more and more and more…
Stab the knife into the bed next to your head and hold your head so you stare at it, making you feel like I may actually use it on you if you don’t do what I say.
Arrest your arms in such a way that you can’t fight me off, all you can do is take the dick that is being served to you.

Before anyone reads this and thinks I’m teaching people how to LITERALLY rape, as opposed to playing out the fantasy of a rape situation, please fix up ya thinking.
This is the kind of thing that two people enjoying sex and the numerous fantasies can play together. Some of you are playing with the rape fantasy just by enjoying really rough and tough sex.
Your level of roughness is where its at.
A spank here, some hair pulling there, some ram the dick deep into you over there, arm holding here, forearm around the neck there, etc, etc, etc.

For example, ladies if you’ve ever played the ‘fuck you, you can’t do shit to me’ game while he is fucking you, knowing that it’ll drive him crazy enough to start fucking you some rough kinda way? That’s experimenting cuz you WANT him to do some shit to you in a rough kinda way.

But…. and this is the important part… you cannot play out these fantasies without having discussed it with your partner first.
You, as the guy or girl, could, in the middle of a sex session, mention you wanna rape your partner, not knowing that, in the past they experienced a real life, non-fantasy experience that will pause your sexual cause and upset them in a way where they won’t necessarily wanna have sex anymore at that moment.
It’s the kind of thing you have to be sure that they will be down with, otherwise you could be creating a highly awkward situation for yourself and your partner.

But to those of you out there that like to experiment with a rape fantasy, you know just what I mean and you and your partner know just how good and BAD (but in a good way) it feels to be able to take it there.

And please don’t think that this type of fantasy is just about a man doing it to a woman… there are some men out there who would like to experience the fantasy of being raped by a woman. Due to the fact that its men who are seen as the aggressors in rape situations, its an interesting experience to have all your control taken away and you are forced to do what you are told to do.

Again, this is just about fantasy… this isn’t about going out and forcing yourself upon someone against their will, thus committing a crime.
That’s some arrest that bitch ass shit…

I’m talking about both parties knowing what’s going on and how its gonna happen…

How do you know if your partner is into that kinda thing?
You gotta find out.
Everyone is different so some people may like it if you whisper in their ear, “I’m gonna rape you”, some may like to engage in conversation first, some may like to discuss the ins and outs of a particular rape scene in a film.
Some may not like it at all…

Whatever it is, its all fantasy… a game… if you don’t like it, don’t do it…
But if you do, then get your experimenting ass on the bed and don’t move… cuz I’m about to do something to you.

By Mr Oh

What you wanna hear when your legs are in the air

So you’ve got yourself in between the sheets, you’re body is ready, willing and able to do all the things you’ve thought about doing in your mind…
You look at your partner and they look at you and its a beautifully heated moment and the only thing that could make it better is the right thing said at the right time.
But what is it that you like to hear at that moment?

What are the words that you like to hear that make your body wake up and shudder right nice?

In the same way that everyone likes something different sexual is the same way that everyone likes to hear something different DURING sex. One person reading this may like to hear that real smooth talking, slick as grease type of talk that comes equipped with a smooth voice to deliver the words in your ear.
Another person reading this may prefer the rougher type of sex talk that involves swearing, foul language and is closer to the more disrespectful side of sex talk.
Another may not like any talk at all and may prefer to just listen to the beauty of the sounds that two bodies make together… (I think there’s another blog in there too…)

Words can help the interaction of sex. They can be used to tell your partner what you like and how you like it, if you don’t like something or when something feels GREAT…

But what are some of the favourite comments, sentences and slanguage words do you like to hear during sex?

Here’s a few of the most common, filthiest, most disrespectful and amazing things we hear during sex that can either drive us harder and faster or can make a situation stop before it truly gets started.

There’s the classic “FUCK ME” said in a strong, no ramping voice…

“Harder” – which can be during a really hard pounding or when he spanks you but doesn’t really get that CLAP sound that you wanna hear bent over.

“What the FUUUUCCCK?” – is always great because its a question, which means the answer can be found in whatever it is that you are doing.

“SsSsSsSsSsssshhhhhiiiiiiiitt…” – doesn’t really need defining but when you hear it, you know what it means.

“LOOK at me…” – that’s when the one who is doing you wants you to see what they are doing to you…

“That’s how I like it…” – if you hear this then you know you are doing something right.

“Spit on it…” – no need to say anything about that.

“You can do better than that…” – these sentences are like giving a sugar addict liquid sugar in an IV.

“I love when you do that…” – that’s the nice way of saying ‘do that shit’.

“I hate you…” – which is the exact opposite of what it means.

“You’re a GOOD fucker ain’t ya?” – this encapsulates the spirit of egging on your partner but also praising them for doing something which may start to feel good.

“Rape me…” – in a rough sex situation, these two words can get a pussy pounded to the point where after two or three strokes, she’ll be curled up in a ball calling for time out.

“SsSsSsSshhh…” – that’s when there are no words that need to be said, no sounds that need to be made… all you have to do is shut the fuck up.

“God, what are you doing to me?” – obviously they know what you’re doing but they are suddenly feeling so good that they need to ask out loud.

“Stop… stop… stop…” – listen out for this one because they could actually want you to stop OR they are telling you to stop hoping to God that you don’t.

“Hmmmmm…” – more a sound than a word but you still wanna hear it.

“I’m coming…” – these two words can be dangerous as they can bring on your own orgasm. Feeling someone coming is one thing but then to hear them say so, in whatever voice they adopt, can make you have to come with ‘em.

“This pussy is mine…” – for a woman, when a man is REALLY making that pussy work for him, he may like to claim that the pussy is his. It may not be his, in fact there may be others out there who have a stronger claim to said pussy but, for that moment, when he said it, it helped an orgasm climb closer and closer.

“Eat that shit…” – a good pussy eater will hear this quite regularly. A bad pussy eater will hear this too but that’s only if she hasn’t clamped her hands around his head and forced him face first into her pussy.

“Don’t run…” – for a man, when a woman is taking a good dicking down and she has the audacity to try and run or take a break, this can be heard. (Honestly, he wants you to try and run away just so he can say it. It’s an ego thing.)

“I’m gonna come on your face…” – who doesn’t love to hear that? (Unless he or she doesn’t like it on their face.)

“He/She will NEVER fuck you like I do…” – this is for those who are cheating on their partner and like to get real sinister with it.

“Your gonna take this…” – tell your partner they’re gonna take it then make them take it…

“Fuck you…” – this one is designed to anger. The general response to this one is ‘fuck me? Fuck ME yeah?! Okay, we’ll see…’ and before you know it someone comes, there’s a squirt here, a moan there and someone has been kicked off the bed.

These are just a few gems from between the sheets of some of ya and there are many others that I’ve not covered but, you see what I mean. Maybe you’ve used some of them… maybe you’re about to use some of them right now, maybe there are some favourites which I haven’t mentioned…

So what are your favourite sex sentences?

2011 in review

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