So, your a guy, you’ve managed to finagle your way into a ‘just about to get a blowjob situation’.
Your jeans are down at your ankles, maybe one foot is out and your able to spread your thighs REAL open so you can let them right between your thighs and into the GOOD space where they can get to the microphone and sing to their hearts content.
Her hair is to the side and she is staring at your dick like the secret to the Matrix is in it. Sitting at your perch, watching her, your ready, willing and able to get it in.
She proceeds to give you the driest, crispiest, chapping, crusty blowjob you have ever had. You might think she is trying to light a camp fire the way she is chaffing your dick. And the worst thing is, it somehow gets drier.
LADIES, your on your back, your panties are down and off, or your so hungry that you couldn’t wait to take them off and you just hooked them to the side. You’ve been primed and prepared for a tongue lashing of epic proportions; your adjusting your hips to make sure that he puts it down the way you WANT and need him to when….
Lo and behold, he sucks you dry.
And not in the good way.
Not in the good way where he sucks your pussy so well that you keep coming and coming until you are bone dry and feeling a little dehydrated.
OH no no no…
He sucks you dry in a way where any liquid that comes out of you gets sucked up and swallowed. It’s like having a Dyson between your thighs.
Until your dry.
So dry he runs his tongue up through your lips only to get stuck halfway through.
No no nooooo…
Why would you do that?!
What’s the matter with you? He doesn’t like it and neither does she.
How you gonna suck someone dry?!
That sucks, pardon the pun.
You should be working with the opposite. You should be slurping that woman down or slobbing him up.
Either way, you need to get with it, if your not already.
Don’t be scared of a little wetness in your head. In fact, the wetter the better.
Not everyone will agree with that but they won’t say no either. Maybe they will and will only put a sheen on the dick or make a skinny saliva string or one quick slurpy sound on your clit.
Head, oral sex, brain, becky, sloppy top, ‘special attention’, whatever you wanna call it is GREAT.
It can be the start of some shit, the middle of some shit, the thang to do after a good amount of time in one position or you just might wanna do it instead of having sex altogether.
Whatever your doing with it, you gotta do it right.
And ladies, if your sucking the dick and not making it wet, and he’s not asking you to make it wetter, then you have a silent man on your hands. Or he’s scared or too nervous to ask. Or you may think your head game is so LETHAL, he doesn’t have the heart to tell you otherwise.
You, as the head giver, may start to feel like the proceedings are starting to feel slightly porn-ish but, that’s not yours or his fault.
That’s porn’s fault.
If you hear him say something like, ‘yeah… make it wet…. make it nasty’ you may THINK you hear Wesley Pipes but the thing with that is that Wesley’s preference of head seems to feel REAL damn nice.
I mean, dudes, fellas, brahs, have you ever had a blowjob from a woman that has just been so damn SUPER sloppy that you wished you never watched her do it?
Or ladies, how about you?
Have you ever had a man get down and lick you out, swallow your delivery and then slob up and down your pussy with a mix of you and him between your thighs?
You know head so damn WILD and sloppy that when the woman left your life or found herself a man, you felt slightly jealous like, ‘he’s getting some GOOD head there’.
You may go into a flashback about the last time she opened her mouth above your helmet and let out a long stream of bubbly saliva that landed and dripped down your shaft, through her fingers and onto your balls.
Or that time when he, the bald-headed brother with the devilish smile and all the talk, had you coming on his face, riding your hips on him, screaming at him like he fucked with your life. Remember?
Remember when you came and he began leaving saliva, and your come, all over your pussy lips, inner thighs and the bed below?
(Take a moment to remember the last person who gave you THAT treatment.)
If you don’t remember either of those times then you have not been treated right or you have not TREATED someone right.
I mean, COME ON SON…
You mean you’ve never taken that deepthroat and slobbed back on the dick on its way out?
Never given that extra sloppy lick to a clit under your control?
It increases the feeling of the mouth on your bits, it allows said mouth to SLIDE on your bits (and wet sliding mouth is the SHIT) and when your being masturbated, wetness is a NECESSITY.
Getting or giving that wet head is not just about ‘making it nasty’, it’s also about you being comfy enough with the groin in front of you to be able to let out that thick glob of saliva that will soak up his shaft. OR that lick of spit that will start at her clit and work its way down…
(Just FYI- when it gets to her pussy opening, stick ya tongue in with it and make that pussy wet just in case you wanna stick it…)
Saliva isn’t something to be played with or treated like something you either have or don’t have.
It should always be on the menu.
For men, saliva during some SPECIAL attention will, 8 times out of 10, make him come. For women, it will make things slippery and slightly more erotic for him to throw his face into.
Either way, however you do what you do when you do what you do, make sure you do that do with the best of you…