Daily Archives: January 23, 2011

Will a finger find a foreign land?


Not everyone finds ass play, booty inquiring, tootie tickling fun…

Not EVERYONE’s cup of Kool-Aid…

To a vast majority of people, getting involved with another person’s ass is NOT on their checklist of things to do before they die. In fact, it’s probably on a list of things they WOULDN’T do.

I remember a conversation about such play on Twitter the other day, with some people not wanting to even HEAR about any sort of sex that involves ass play.

Women are more open to having their asses played with and or penetrated.

It’s a fact. A pretty easy one actually.

Some women like nothing better than a dick in their ass at the right time to have them screaming like a white girl getting daggered for the first time.

Some women like their assholes licked and flicked a little.

You may not be INTO that but they are and you don’t HAVE to indulge; it’s a lot harder to get someone to lick a woman’s ass than it would be to…. say… taste her juice from her fingers.

(Some people aren’t into that either… that’s for another post.)

But where women are more open to a lil bit of booty rooty, men tend to FROWN upon that sort of thing when THEIR asses are involved.

Less a frown, more a ‘nuh uh… that is NOT gonna happen in this MOTHERFUCKING lifetime’.

If your not sure if you have one of these men in front of you, try this out. This is a good scientifically-proven test that will tell you if you have a man who won’t mind or a guy who will stop ANY proceeding if he feels you getting too close.

Do exactly that.

Get TOO close.

Drop it on him while your giving him head. That’s when he’s most distracted.

Even if your not into ass play yourself, just get a little close. Close enough that he knows there’s no where else for you to go but… THERE.

Do it with one finger.

That’ll really make the decision quicker.

At this point, he’ll do one of two things…

Either he’ll let your finger keep on going where it’s going… and if you’re not into sticking your finger up your man’s ass then you need to commit or jump ship.


He’ll slop his dick out of your mouth and move his hips as far away from you as possible. Followed by a look that is 100% ‘WHAT THE FUCK!”

Men, in general, see ass play related to a homosexual experience and, no STRAIGHT man likes to even think of himself engaging in ANYTHING that could be related to GAY sex.

Even those that front and act like they would never, in this life and the afterlife, do anything with their ass, yet they’ve had a finger or two up there during a nice slop job.

Where’s the pleasure in it?

How can a man benefit from having a woman’s finger or tongue anywhere near his ass?

What’s the point?

Why play with my ass when I got a whole lotta dick right here?

Well… for those that DO DO it, they don’t mind going there.

They’ve experienced the feeling of a finger or face going lower than the ball sack and even lower than the tube that carries the babies…

They may not have expected it but, once she’s there, they haven’t stopped her.

May have been a bit apprehensive to kiss her afterwards, but, again, they didn’t stop her.

For some, you have to develop a very DEEP level of comfortability to go there with another person. Others like it all the time.

But for those that don’t, it’s hard to explain the feeling and the POWER of the orgasm you have when there’s a finger inside you.

Frown if you want to, screw up ya face if you think to, stop reading if you have to, but it’s a fact.

How I know is my GAWD DAMN business but trust me; get yourself a thick-lipped, thick thighed chocolate lady.

Someone who KNOWS how to suck a dick, because that’s very important when taking a finger.

It’s works as a distraction of sorts.

Make sure she is able to produce that REALLLL wet, sounds like she’s drowning, head. Again, like a distraction.

Then just go for it.

I can’t make it any more simpler than that.

He may like it, he may not, but you have to be grown and know that the person your with is willing to be grown enough to explore that possibility.

If your not, then keep it pussy and work your corner.

As I said before, ass play ain’t for every man or woman.

You’ll quicker find a woman who doesn’t mind a dick, finger or tongue in her ass than you will man who will TELL you to put a finger in his ass.

There ARE some guys out there who do like it but keep on it on the downlow. It’s not something they want to be screaming from the top of Canary Wharf that they like a cold, sloppy finger in the shooter.

But whether you do or you don’t, there’s nothing wrong with it.

It’s another aspect of sex that you do or you don’t indulge in.

You do if you do and you won’t if you don’t.

But don’t be scared to ever explore the possibility of such an event in your life.

It IS worth the orgasm…

But, AGAIN, my business is my GAWD DAMN business…



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