Daily Archives: February 6, 2011

Let’s Play House

Do you own a nurse’s outfit but you don’t work in a hospital?

Have you ever donned a police officer outfit without going through with the final arrest, instead choosing to to cuff them to a bedpost and treat them like the CRIMINAL they are?

Ever been lying down on your bed and a maid in a skimpy outfit walks in to “clean your room”?

Had a hungry night where you ordered a pizza and it’s delivered JUST the way you want?

Ever played stranger you met on the road?

Left the front door open so someone can walk in and TAKE ADVANTAGE of you?

Have you ever been someone else?

Regularly practiced, internationally known, locally accepted and used to lighten and brighten any sexual moment between two folk.

Usually between a couple who have regular sex, dressing up and role-playing is a fun, exciting way to SPICE up a sex life that is dragging like a pair of floppy breasts in a bra that you THINK are big until the bra comes off and then your like AAAAHHHH, WHAT THE HELL?

You have to trust your partner to be able to break out of your vest that you wear, maybe because you don’t feel comfortable showing him the small curve you have on your stomach, and get into a Baywatch bikini, trying to save the drowning swimmer in the shower.

It sounds cliched to use the word ‘Spice up’ but the good thing about role-playing and dressing up is that it allows you to REALLY play with your creativity.

The classic dress up characters include the nurse, the police officer, the fire man, the burglar, the soldier, the nun, a penguin, the school girl on detention, the workman who’s come to SERVICE your pipes, pizza delivery boy, Jehovah’s Witness, bailiff, etc.

You may not be into the whole dressing up thing… but you don’t have to hit the costume shop in order to play around.

Role-playing isn’t just to do with the physical aspect of dressing as someone else, but it’s also the idea of being someone else in your head.

Get into the role.

BE someone your not.

Taste the extent of someone else’s limitations.

If you have a knock at the door and it’s the ‘gas man’ coming to take a reading and you just happen to be wearing a pair of boy shorts, vest top and flowing robe as you open the door, get into the role.

Move around like you have ten thousand things to do and they are being an inconvenience to your existence by being in the room. If he’s playing his part, he would already be looking at you while looking for your meter. You should you be in the kitchen, brushing yourself past him, bending over to check the washing machine, finding a reason to expose some skin which should hopefully entice him to cop a feel.

The simplicity of role-play means you can put on a hooded jumper and walk in like your planning to TAKE that pussy one way or another. She can play the ‘Oh no, who are you?’ lady who submits as soon as her panties come down.

But, again, you have to both agree and KNOW that you’re playing that game.

A game that a lot of people play but don’t necessarily think of as role-play is the silent game. You may have played this game the last time you had sex so it maybe fresh in your memory.

The silent game can be played with a regular lover or even a booty call, which makes it a useful tool when you just need a nice piece of something with no words.

To play the silent game, usually, you have to make the call and let your partner know what time it is. You leave the door open and you let them come in and find you.

If you live in a questionable area and leaving your door open is NOT the thing to do, then you answer the door to them. But you don’t speak.

You don’t talk.

You don’t say a word.

You are wearing something that tells them all you have to say.

Maybe nothing.

At the door, you KNOW what time it is.

It’s a quarter past sex.

From the door to the bedroom, you don’t say a word. You don’t even think about going into the living room or the kitchen, unless it’s to pick up sustenance for the rompage that’s about to go down.

(Or unless the set-up is in the living room.)

From jacket off to laying down, no words are spoken.

Your looking into their eyes, feeling their words through the way they touch you.

The first silent kiss is a beautiful, electric, KISS ME KISS ME NOW DAMMIT sorta thang. That’s if you’re playing the game right.

One of you may try and moan and say something but 100% silence must be held at all times. Thems the rules.

There is nothing wrong with putting on clothes or putting another person in your mind and taking the booty as someone else.

As I said before, it’s not just about the outfit and the fantasy that you choose to act out, it’s about the freedom of your mind and the way you SHOULD allow it to play around and inspire some real weird dress up situations.

If you know about @SexySecret09 then you know about the simplicity of taking a simple disguise and making it work for ya.

Role-playing and dressing up for a nite of Indiana Jones with a Jackie Brown mentality, tying your partner up to a chair like its Reservoir Dogs is a way to do something different from the normal on top, bend over, come, swallow, sleep, keep memories for later…

You get to see your lover in a way you don’t see them everyday.

Not only is that the creator of a smile but you get to ravish a fantasy and please your bed mate at the same time.

So put on that wig..

Button up that shirt.

Clip on that identification pass.

Pull up those knee socks.

Slide on that helmet.

Put on an accent.

Tie up that pinny and hit the kitchen in nothing but your stripper heels.

And put on the Dogg Pound featuring Nate Dogg and sing along…


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