That orgasm that makes you kick him off the bed

It’s something you laugh about.
You recollect sexual escapades and think back to just how funny you looked.
It makes you violent at times.
You are SERIOUS when you feel it.
The length of time you suffer it differs from person to person.
But the results are all the same.
If it’s been hit, there is no way to fight it.
Men search for it in order to feel proud of their performance
Women also search for it but hate when it hits because there is no way to stop it.
You just have to wait until it decides to stop.

I wanna say we’ve all been there but there are some fellas out there who aren’t moving to the right song in order to get the best groove.
I’m talking about the kick out.
The slap away.
The strong leg extension that kicks men off the bed all over the world and leaves her shaking.
Also known as the ‘DON’T TOUCH ME’ dance.

Universal in the feeling, women all over the world have, once in their sexual careers, had a guy who had such a magic stroke that he could make you dance in silence. Slide inside at just the right time and with the depth inline, you reach for the sky and feel the need to move him aside.
Just for a moment.
Because whatever he was doing inside you set something off. Like a chain reaction inside your body that makes you shiver.
A tap on your orgasm and he’s just opened that bitch RIGHT up.
Makes you roll up into the foetal position and hug yaself. Tight.
You suck in air through your teeth because your mouth is confused and wants to scream but won’t open.
You just need to be left the fuck alone.
You may need a moment, you may need the rest of the night, you may drop into such a sudden sleep, you wake up the next morning like, ‘what the fuck’?

But that’s the risk you take when it comes to that kind of orgasm.
When you feel it start to vibrate in your stomach, you KNOW where it’ll lead. You know how it could end, but you don’t stop… or ask him to stop.
If you do, you don’t mean it… because you WANT it.
It may come with the adverse side effect which makes you fall asleep without realising it but you go for it anyway.

Such a feeling is easily reachable, though its different strokes for different folks. (Maybe it’s just easy in my head.)
Some women like it on their back, legs up, soft and deep.
Some like to be on top and riding like it’s the Grand National. (Though when the orgasm hits and you start to shake, its harder to get him out and suffer it out by yourself…)
Some like it from the side.
Some like that tongue deep, letterbox finger flicking head with a second hand on a nipple.
It’s an open playing field.

But it’s not something that you can achieve as soon as you get to the museum. You gotta see all the single exhibitions before you get to the big centre piece.
It IS possible but usually only when a woman is by herself, doing herself, that she can make herself shake and shiver like so.
Don’t believe me?
Then watch.
Watch the lady in your life masturbate.
Look at how she how she does what she does.
When her thighs clamp together over her hand, look at her stomach and her chest.
Both heaving.
Listen to her breathing.
Shaky.

Now take what you’ve learned, add ya dick and go for it.

A nice way to get such a thang is the classic steady stroke.
A favourite and a good way to get an orgasm in any position, the steady stroke is the moment when he has to be ready to ride through for a steady length of time.
Whether women know or not is another story but for some men, it’s a bit difficult to keep up a constant stroke, because it just feels too nice.
You can tell when a man could be two strokes away from that slippery slope when, after a few moments of steady stroking he either needs to slow down or stop completely.
He may need to build up to such a state of concentration to get to such a stroke but, keep it steady and make sure you highlight her other parts.
No one likes it when you visit a buffet and only have salad.
Build it up, speed it up, deep and necessary.
Pay attention, heated session, almost makes you teary.
Now THAT’S good loving.

As a man, last time I checked anyway, there is no shame in getting kicked off the bed, punched in the gut, kung fu kicked in the groin or slapped in the jaw as a result of a DAMN good orgasm.
Sure you may have to hold your stomach for a bit or stay bent over with THAT pain in your groin but you know that when you recover and make it back to the bed, she’ll be in pretty much the same position.
This is the time when you decide whether to let her breath or get her, and keep her, going. She may not be too impressed with the second option but that’s only until you manage to slip back inside her. But don’t move, don’t do anything just stay there…
Just let her know your there.
Get your Ronald Isley on like in R Kelly’s Down Low video and look at her like, “LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU!”

I can’t guarantee that she won’t try to punch, bite, slap, kick or try to scratch the shit out of you for not giving her the time she needed but, fuck it…
She won’t hate you for long…

She MIGHT kick you again though…

But that’s a risk you should be willing to take…

So says Mr Oh

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2 responses to “That orgasm that makes you kick him off the bed

  1. Chinillabean

    I LOVE this!! Wow you are partially right, why do you have to give away the secrets?? Well I guess other womyn has a RIGHT to be satisfied so much that they involuntarily cause bodily harm and go into eptic shock. Keep up the good work Mista Oh 😉

  2. kisskezia

    Also known in Lexology as the ‘Leg-Shaker’ , after the multiple spasms its advisable 2stay horizontal until blood rushes back 2the toes..or wrap em round his kneck n go 4the 2kick combo;)

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