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What is a belt for?

What is a belt for?!

A belt, as we know it, is a fashion accessory used to hold up one’s trousers, skirt or generally anything worn below the waist. (Although women are wearing them to accentuate certain attributes these days.)

We generally know a belt as something that is used to hold clothes up, right?!
BUT, just as I mentioned the word belt and knowing the filth my mind comes up with, honestly, what did you immediately think of? I bet it wasn’t holding up clothes…
Heheheheheee…
It was probably something along the lines of the belt folded in half… welded by someone who was about to swing in thru the air and slap it against bent over cheeks wasn’t it?
Maybe it was something a lil more inventive and toeing the line of rough play and assault.

There’s more than one way to wear a belt… and that’s FA REALLLL…
Oh yessur there is…
Sure it just seems like a piece of leather from one end to the other… but oh no no no… it is a world of interesting sexual possibilities, wrapped into a simple piece of fashion.
Believe me, a belt can be used to do all sorts of thangs.
And the beauty of it, is that it can be used during the who thang… foreplay, oral sex, ANY sexual position you can get into and maybe something a little kinky afterwards.

Find a belt… right now.
Any belt… and look at it, just for a few seconds.
Imagine the many ways you can take that belt or have someone take said belt and use it on you in a way that gets you quite excited.

Obviously, I would have to have said examples of what I’m talking about just so you see what I mean…
So….

Belt loop 1 – the classic whip technique; folding the belt in half and using it to whip your partner or be whipped. Best when she is bent over doggystyle and grinding on HIM… a medium tap on the caboose, along with the words ‘You can fuck this dick better than that’ should make her work that LITTLE bit harder.

Belt loop 2 – this one is twofold because of the variation you can imply here. This is taking the belt, wrapping it round her waist, doggystyle again, wrapping the rest of the belt round a fist and riding her like she Black Beauty… and that was a WILD horse…

The 2nd fold of this is taking the belt, doggystyle AGAIN, and wrapping it round her neck, again wrapping the rest of the belt round a fist. A bit of asphyxiation can be a bit of a turn on… but don’t cum and pull on that thang too hard…

Belt loop 3 – put that pussy under arrest. Put her arms behind her back, wrap the belt around her wrists, tie it in a way she can’t reach. Now she’s under arrest. With her hands tied, roll her onto her stomach, part her thighs and… well, her noises should let you know if she likes it. A nicely dropped piece of filthy talk would go nicely with this one.

Belt loop 4 – eat her pussy a bit and take the belt with you. Eat it and ask her some questions at the same time. If she doesn’t give you the right answers, give her inner thigh a bit of a whip. She’ll either like it or answer you quicker. Either way is good for you.

Belt loop 5 – for the INVENTIVELY freaky type of person. Get a collection of belts… maybe three or four. Tie her up. Hands behind the back, tie her ankles, tie them together in some hog-tie fashion.
Make it a lil bit more freaky and put one across her mouth too.
Make sure her legs are back enough that you can find a position where her you can slip in, while looking her in the eyes.
Slightly sordid but then again, we can’t deny when our mojo says so, ya know?

There’s five notches on the belt that inspired this blog but there are many other ways to use a belt:
*Clit fiddler
*Whip her clit
*Something to bite when it feels SOOO good
*A lil added spice when the BDSM ting comes out

Etc, etc.

So the next time you wear a belt, think about the possibilities of what you could do or have to do to you with it.
A good strong leather one.
One that could leave a lil mark if you swung it right…

By

Mr Oh

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The Rapist Fantasy

Hello…

My name is… well you know what my name is…
You know who I am.
You’ve told me what to do and how to do it so I don’t have to introduce myself.

I know my face looks familiar but, behind these eyes is someone different. And that’s what this blog is about.
It’s about him. Or the him you want me to be.
You want this ‘him’ to have my face and my body but you want ‘his’ actions to be those of someone a lot different than me.

You want me to be him every now and then, just to make it more interesting when you are being ‘taken’.
Now not EVERYONE wants this ‘him’ around due to things they have experienced in their own lives which have left a sour taste in their mouths.
But some of you do.

You want me to be your rapist.

It is your fantasy that you want me to be that guy who doesn’t ask you to have sex, you want me to be him that takes the sex from you. With a forearm across your neck and some foul language in your ear, you want me to fuck you by force.
There is something about the idea of being so totally out of your own control and being MADE to do this and THROWN into place to do that and damn near had dick rammed into you.
You can’t explain what it is about me in this mode because, by society’s norms and even prison hierarchies, a rapist is the lowest of the low.
But, on the other hand, not everyone’s libidos and mojos conforms to what society dictates. You could be one of those people who will watch a film like Derailed and be quite disgusted by the rape scene in the hotel room or the French film Irreversible with the rape scene in the underground walkway. But then you could be that person who watches those scenes and is intrigued at the same time.
You can’t explain it, there’s just something about having that control taken away that turns you on. There’s not something wrong with you. It’s just the way it is.

Now when it comes to the actual sex, you may want me to truly play the rapist role to the fullest. Barring any punching and kicking, you want it be as authentic as possible.
We may play the fantasy role… you leave the door open, I sneak in quietly, maybe pick up a knife from the kitchen as I go. Sneak into the bedroom, put all my weight on you and pin you down with a scarf around my face, run the cold steel of the knife up your body and tell you that I’m going to rape you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
You may want to try and fight me off, but that just adds to the fantasy.
Take my dick out while your struggling, force your thighs open, spit on my hand and force myself inside you., while looking at you, telling you that I’m raping you and you like it, no you LOVE it… you want me to do it more. And more and more and more…
Stab the knife into the bed next to your head and hold your head so you stare at it, making you feel like I may actually use it on you if you don’t do what I say.
Arrest your arms in such a way that you can’t fight me off, all you can do is take the dick that is being served to you.

Before anyone reads this and thinks I’m teaching people how to LITERALLY rape, as opposed to playing out the fantasy of a rape situation, please fix up ya thinking.
This is the kind of thing that two people enjoying sex and the numerous fantasies can play together. Some of you are playing with the rape fantasy just by enjoying really rough and tough sex.
Your level of roughness is where its at.
A spank here, some hair pulling there, some ram the dick deep into you over there, arm holding here, forearm around the neck there, etc, etc, etc.

For example, ladies if you’ve ever played the ‘fuck you, you can’t do shit to me’ game while he is fucking you, knowing that it’ll drive him crazy enough to start fucking you some rough kinda way? That’s experimenting cuz you WANT him to do some shit to you in a rough kinda way.

But…. and this is the important part… you cannot play out these fantasies without having discussed it with your partner first.
You, as the guy or girl, could, in the middle of a sex session, mention you wanna rape your partner, not knowing that, in the past they experienced a real life, non-fantasy experience that will pause your sexual cause and upset them in a way where they won’t necessarily wanna have sex anymore at that moment.
It’s the kind of thing you have to be sure that they will be down with, otherwise you could be creating a highly awkward situation for yourself and your partner.

But to those of you out there that like to experiment with a rape fantasy, you know just what I mean and you and your partner know just how good and BAD (but in a good way) it feels to be able to take it there.

And please don’t think that this type of fantasy is just about a man doing it to a woman… there are some men out there who would like to experience the fantasy of being raped by a woman. Due to the fact that its men who are seen as the aggressors in rape situations, its an interesting experience to have all your control taken away and you are forced to do what you are told to do.

Again, this is just about fantasy… this isn’t about going out and forcing yourself upon someone against their will, thus committing a crime.
That’s some arrest that bitch ass shit…

I’m talking about both parties knowing what’s going on and how its gonna happen…

How do you know if your partner is into that kinda thing?
You gotta find out.
Everyone is different so some people may like it if you whisper in their ear, “I’m gonna rape you”, some may like to engage in conversation first, some may like to discuss the ins and outs of a particular rape scene in a film.
Some may not like it at all…

Whatever it is, its all fantasy… a game… if you don’t like it, don’t do it…
But if you do, then get your experimenting ass on the bed and don’t move… cuz I’m about to do something to you.

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What you wanna hear when your legs are in the air

So you’ve got yourself in between the sheets, you’re body is ready, willing and able to do all the things you’ve thought about doing in your mind…
You look at your partner and they look at you and its a beautifully heated moment and the only thing that could make it better is the right thing said at the right time.
But what is it that you like to hear at that moment?

What are the words that you like to hear that make your body wake up and shudder right nice?

In the same way that everyone likes something different sexual is the same way that everyone likes to hear something different DURING sex. One person reading this may like to hear that real smooth talking, slick as grease type of talk that comes equipped with a smooth voice to deliver the words in your ear.
Another person reading this may prefer the rougher type of sex talk that involves swearing, foul language and is closer to the more disrespectful side of sex talk.
Another may not like any talk at all and may prefer to just listen to the beauty of the sounds that two bodies make together… (I think there’s another blog in there too…)

Words can help the interaction of sex. They can be used to tell your partner what you like and how you like it, if you don’t like something or when something feels GREAT…

But what are some of the favourite comments, sentences and slanguage words do you like to hear during sex?

Here’s a few of the most common, filthiest, most disrespectful and amazing things we hear during sex that can either drive us harder and faster or can make a situation stop before it truly gets started.

There’s the classic “FUCK ME” said in a strong, no ramping voice…

“Harder” – which can be during a really hard pounding or when he spanks you but doesn’t really get that CLAP sound that you wanna hear bent over.

“What the FUUUUCCCK?” – is always great because its a question, which means the answer can be found in whatever it is that you are doing.

“SsSsSsSsSsssshhhhhiiiiiiiitt…” – doesn’t really need defining but when you hear it, you know what it means.

“LOOK at me…” – that’s when the one who is doing you wants you to see what they are doing to you…

“That’s how I like it…” – if you hear this then you know you are doing something right.

“Spit on it…” – no need to say anything about that.

“You can do better than that…” – these sentences are like giving a sugar addict liquid sugar in an IV.

“I love when you do that…” – that’s the nice way of saying ‘do that shit’.

“I hate you…” – which is the exact opposite of what it means.

“You’re a GOOD fucker ain’t ya?” – this encapsulates the spirit of egging on your partner but also praising them for doing something which may start to feel good.

“Rape me…” – in a rough sex situation, these two words can get a pussy pounded to the point where after two or three strokes, she’ll be curled up in a ball calling for time out.

“SsSsSsSshhh…” – that’s when there are no words that need to be said, no sounds that need to be made… all you have to do is shut the fuck up.

“God, what are you doing to me?” – obviously they know what you’re doing but they are suddenly feeling so good that they need to ask out loud.

“Stop… stop… stop…” – listen out for this one because they could actually want you to stop OR they are telling you to stop hoping to God that you don’t.

“Hmmmmm…” – more a sound than a word but you still wanna hear it.

“I’m coming…” – these two words can be dangerous as they can bring on your own orgasm. Feeling someone coming is one thing but then to hear them say so, in whatever voice they adopt, can make you have to come with ’em.

“This pussy is mine…” – for a woman, when a man is REALLY making that pussy work for him, he may like to claim that the pussy is his. It may not be his, in fact there may be others out there who have a stronger claim to said pussy but, for that moment, when he said it, it helped an orgasm climb closer and closer.

“Eat that shit…” – a good pussy eater will hear this quite regularly. A bad pussy eater will hear this too but that’s only if she hasn’t clamped her hands around his head and forced him face first into her pussy.

“Don’t run…” – for a man, when a woman is taking a good dicking down and she has the audacity to try and run or take a break, this can be heard. (Honestly, he wants you to try and run away just so he can say it. It’s an ego thing.)

“I’m gonna come on your face…” – who doesn’t love to hear that? (Unless he or she doesn’t like it on their face.)

“He/She will NEVER fuck you like I do…” – this is for those who are cheating on their partner and like to get real sinister with it.

“Your gonna take this…” – tell your partner they’re gonna take it then make them take it…

“Fuck you…” – this one is designed to anger. The general response to this one is ‘fuck me? Fuck ME yeah?! Okay, we’ll see…’ and before you know it someone comes, there’s a squirt here, a moan there and someone has been kicked off the bed.

These are just a few gems from between the sheets of some of ya and there are many others that I’ve not covered but, you see what I mean. Maybe you’ve used some of them… maybe you’re about to use some of them right now, maybe there are some favourites which I haven’t mentioned…

So what are your favourite sex sentences?

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2011 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 15,000 times in 2011. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 6 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

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The lip below…

I’m part of a team.

Of which Bria Myles is a member (unknowingly)

A special, unbreakable, ever-growing, remarkable team.

It isn’t a fickle team with weak link members. We stand strong everyday and rep whenever we can.
Because that’s what we do.
A lot of people in the world are a part of this team, yet don’t seem to fully be aware until they are presented with the sight of the one thing that makes this team special.

If you are reading this blog then you are probably a part of this team.
Wear the uniform proudly.

My name is Mr Oh and I am a high-ranking member of Team Bottom Lip Sucker.

Firstly, I am a full-lipped, round mouthed mofo fo sho doe.
I’ve grown with these lips, been attached to ’em from the day I was born and grew them myself.
But when it comes down to the amazing art of kissing, a big lipped person is, USUALLY, the shiiiiiiiiit. (I don’t like to toot my own lips but… OHHHH YEAAAAAH.)

If you’ve ever shared a kiss with someone with large, round lips, then you know how amazing it can be. The way their lips feel so soft and comfy and bouncy and, when wet, how slippery and erotic they feel.

But there’s an individual act of kissing that makes this team the strong unit that we have become since our inception.
And that is the art of the amazing, beautiful, great feeling, seriously erotic bottom lip suck.

Saved only for the truly talented kissers out there who know that a kiss isn’t just a foreplay move before you try and reach for a breast or slide a finger beneath the waistline.
A bottom lip suck, as a receiver, is the just… UuUuUuUuuuum hmmmmmm…
It makes you back straighten, your eyes widen, your body melts, your ears pop and God comes down from his Lazy Chair on high and gives you the Carlton Banks wink and the gun.
As a giver, that’s a whole lot of different feelings and internal niceness.
When you go in for a kiss with a big lipped person, you know that it can possibly be one of the best kisses….. EVER…
Now everyone’s kissing technique is different but, the bottom lip suck, that should be a STANDARD.
If fingers, nipple tweaks and intercourse are standard aspects of sex then bottom lip sucking should be too. (Or as I like to say it in a Nigerian accent ‘borrom lip’.)

When was the last time you sucked a good bottom lip?
You know a lip when you see it. More often than not, you walk past that person or they work in your office who has that GOOD lip that you’ve seen and thought, “GOOD GOD, I’d suck that bottom lip”.
You’ve seen them bite it, watched them play with it, stared at it when the person talks, watched it expand when they smile. It’s like they are teasing you and the lip is looking at you like, “come on then, come get me… wish you WOULD come and get some…”
That’s usually when you get caught in a daydream which you wake out from with the person staring at you like “what are you staring at”?

All because of that DAMN lip…
That good lip…

Take a minute, stop and THINK about a good borrom lip you’ve seen and always wanted to suck on. You know what I mean. That one borrom lip that has made you think of crossing the distance between you and slipping that lip into your mouth and just chewing it.

Hmmmm…. Delicious…

As a youngster who grew up hating his lips, due to the fact that rubber lips, bum lips and trap mouth, were regular names I was called. But when D’Angelo came out, it was like I was a new man. I’m telling you, that dude helped make me feel comfortable with the size of my lips.
Then I started using them the way they were supposed to be made.
Now I’m a grown ass man with some big ass lips… and I know how to use these big ass lips…. YESSSUR!!!!

I know I may have said it before but I LOVE a borrom lip. Besides the great feeling of having them slide up and down your body, fiddle with your ears and the ABSOLUTELY IRREPLACEABLE feeling of when a good borrom lip sucks your dick, it really IS all about the borrom lip suck.

The best behaviour for a borrom lip suck goes a lil something like this…

Get that lip in your sights.
Stare at it.
Let your eyes tell the owner of said borrom lip that your coming for it.
Let the lip see you coming…
Prepare your own lips for taking them in.
Approach the lip and figure out how you are going to take it down…
Smile at it…
Watch how the lips meet…
Then kiss the lips… don’t just take it… smooth, slick and nicely…
Then, once the owner of the lips knows that you are happy with the kiss…
Drop ya lips an inch and take the borrom lip..
Don’t just bite it and lick it…
Kiss it.
Take that one lip between both your lips and kiss it.
Suck it…
Rub your tongue along it…
Let it ALMOST slip out of your mouth then catch it and nyam it all over again…
Take ya thumb and fold it down so you can give it a smooth lick…

If you’ve done this right then you should be able to suck her borrom lip and make her cum. That’s right… CUMMMMMM…


(Team Borrom Lip Suckers – could you imagine having Lethal’s borrom lip inna ya mouth? GEEEZ LOUISE,,,(

Suck a woman’s lip the right way with the right amount of pressure and the right amount of moisture and she will come in your mouth.
That’s the mark of a good borrom lip sucker.

And that is why I rep this team all day e’er day, 24/7, 12/365.
If you have a sexy borrom lip out there, rep that and remember that there is somone out there who has seen you and your borrom goodness and is thinking ’bout sucking it right now…

So says Mr Oh

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