Toys should be a guy’s best friend

Howdy hooo hey… it’s been a minute and a day since my last blog post but that doesn’t mean the saucy filthy ish hasn’t been cooking in the silence.

 

(There will be a Little Black Book update coming in the next few days ‘cuz there has been some ish going down.)

 

Now we done got past the intro shit, let’s talk…

This subject has been floating in my head for the last few months so I decided to literally take a break from writing a story for Little Black Book volume 3 and put my fingers in it.

 

Now, in random conversations, one thing I’ve heard and still hear to this day is about the curse of the toy rejection.

This is nothing to do with Christmas or giving toys. This is about a particular cross section of men who are not too fond of their lady’s affinity for toys in the bedroom.

These men come with their egos on their dicks (see what I did there or did the cum miss you?) and they are generally bedroom rulers who know what their doing, don’t ever need to be told or shown when or how to do things and they believe their dick game is the Taj Mahal of sex. Absolutely nothing wrong with that, especially if you know that he is correct in his belief and can actually back it up.

But, it’s not his skills that I’m here to mumble about…

It’s his lack of appreciation for any other form of pleasure that the pussy he’s seeing to receives when he’s not around. Or even when he is around.

Her toys; her box of treats, the vibrating things she keeps under her pillow, the hard, long thing she keeps in her underwear draw, etc, etc.

 

He HATES those things!

 

Why? Because he feels like they are his competition. He feels like that toy or toys (depending on how lucky you are to have found that one toy that does it all) are his replacement and are there to make him feel obsolete. He hates those things. He hates to know that you are using it when he isn’t there, he hates the idea of you owning it period and he especially hates when you try and bring that toy/s into the bedroom when he is doing his thing.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOooo… wanna emasculate this type of man? Lay on your back, give him your ankles and get a good stroke going. That good, righteous, this is the shit kind of stroke and just when your both getting really into it, pull out your toy and watch his face.

You might as well have pulled an extra man from under your pillow.

 

Because that’s how he feels about your toy. In his head, he knows it’s ridiclious to say this out loud but he sees your toy as your other lover. When he’s done and gone home, you break out your toy and have them look after you until he returns. Sometimes, you ladies don’t even wait for him to leave before breaking the toy out. How DARE YOU WOMEN!!!

Some of you have heard of these men, some of you have met these men between your thighs, some of you are actually these men.

That kind of thinking is absolutely nonsensically, seriously and realistically stupid… and I’ll tell you why.

What are they called? Toys. And what are toys? Meant to be played with!

That’s generally it.

 

Toys are not just woman specific first of all. I know there are fleshlights and such toys for dudes but a woman’s toys are just as much for us as they are for women.

Secondly, the reason why I say that kind of thinking is stupid is because those men are thinking of the toys as an enemy, as something there to replace them, instead of looking at them as a bredrin, as a friend, as a tag team partner.

 

Having the fear of something else pleasuring your lady instead of embracing it is a one-way road to masturbating alone-ville. You see, ladies like their toys so making an issue about them will only push them closer to the toy and away from you, lol. Okay, that’s not true but you see what I mean.

You know what you should do… and I’m speaking specifically to those guys…

 

You know what you should do? Take the toy she likes to play with and spend some time with it. Become one with the toy. That toy should mean more to you than it does to her. Why?

Well put it this way…

 

BA Baracus was a bad mother SHUT YO MOUTH all by himself right? But with the other members of The A Team around him, they become a force of destructive nature, running through illegal hideouts and criminal gangs like a hot comb through tough hair.

Same thing.

Bruce Lee by himself… dangerous as fuck,,, but give him a pair of nunchuks and… well you saw Enter the Dragon (and if you haven’t then I judge you).

 

A man can be great in the sack but, with the mastery of toys under his belt and his already, hopefully, top notch dick game, he cannot be stopped. Her orgasms are gonna flow like a shiny glow of a soul. She’ll start having orgasms she’s never had before… and there are a few different types. (Hmmm… another blog subject me thinks.)

Basically, she’ll love you for it.

The head you get will be better, every position from here on out will have a more a stank face to it, her kisses will feel more intense, she may even let you get in the back door, loool. (Just kidding… but only a little bit of kidding.)

 

You know the best place to start when it comes to learning about women’s toys?

Masturbation.

Sit down in front of her and watch her masturbate with one of her favourite toys. Not hand down the panties type play, I mean, get her fully naked, get out her best toys and sit there with 3D glasses on and take notes.

Find out what her favourite toy/s may be and why. Find out what she uses the toy for and how it makes her feel. Find out how she uses the toy (‘cuz you’ll find that a lot of women use their own toys in their own way. So the 9-inch dildo could be the shit but then she could only use the clit attachment on the front ‘cuz it makes her cum quickly).

Get involved when she masturbates, throw a hand in, a tongue, an elbow even, do something but make sure you are touching her in some way, shape or form. Because you’ll learn shit.

You’ll learn things that she likes that you don’t do and which you can then add to your sexual CV and own new tools that make you a more well rounded love machine.

 

Prime example… I mentioned before about laying her back and having ankles in both hands… well that is the position I want you to go away and try and come back and let me know what happens.

Slide in in this position and get a great stroke going… THEN… let her pull out her favourite vibrating toy and put it on her clit while you are still sliding in and out of her.

I’m not talking about no rammer jammer shit… go through the whole gamut of sex strokes: fast, hard, slow, soft, barely moving, adjusting the angle you come in from, try it all and I GUARANTEE she’ll be a happy camper by the end and you, sir, will be the motherfucking man.

And you’ll have a new transferable skill for the CV.

PLUS…

Knowing how to play with a woman the right way is a great addition to foreplay and you can then take the toy from her and show her that;

1. You ain’t afraid of her toy and,

2. You know how to use a toy!

 

For those men out there who are comfy to take their lady’s toy and play her with it, you know what I’m talking about and you are fully aware of the beautiful, spraying results that come.

You dudes that don’t… tsk tsk tsk…

All I can say is that you are missing out.

 

Pay attention during masturbation time, man the fuck up and take the toy away from her and learn it and, for the love of God, stop thinking of her toys as your enemy…

 

Be like John Witherspoon in Boomerang – REVERSE IT!

 

BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!

 

By

 

Mr Oh