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Givers keep on giving…

We do don’t we?
We can’t help it and, to be honest, we don’t want to.
Why? Because we are givers.

And we rule the motherfucking world!
Folk out there are looking for us en masse because they know we exist.
They KNOW that we rule and they would like to experience what it means to truly be ruled by a giver.
If you’ve never met a giver, then may the spirit of sex come along and ruin your next orgasm with a phone call or someone knocking on your door as you are seriously slacking on your macking.

A giver is the person that throws a particular sex rule out of the window. It’s not really a sex RULE but its an unspoken sidenote, which is, when it comes to oral sex, there should be a fair amount of give and take involved.
But, to a giver, that isn’t the way they are necessarily thinking.

A giver is someone who throws that out of the window and says to themselves, “fuck this, I’m HAPPY to be where I am… Just… Leave me here for a while…”

You see a giver isn’t thinking, ‘oh no, lemme not give him too much head cuz he only gave me 2 mins of mediocre head’ or ‘she didn’t even make my dick wet when she went down… She only deserves a clit lick or two then I’m done…’

To a giver, that’s too much thinking. Because when they get down to getting down, they WANT to be there as much as you want them there.
There is nothing they would rather be doing than watching and hearing the pleasure they are putting on the person at their whim. No thinking of time or performance levels or an early orgasm, they are jus happy to be there. Doing what they do best.
See givers are folk who already KNOW that their head game is top notch, so they know that while they spend time between your thighs, you are having the time of your life.

Think about the last time you got head from a giver. Head from someone who wasn’t instantly trying to slip the dick out of their mouth before they’ve expolored how deep they can take it. Head from that person who stays down there above and beyond the amount of time you thought they would.
They weren’t scared to put you in a number of prime intelligent positions to get that brilliant oral sex that you really needed.

Many people have givers sitting right next to em but don’t know it because they think that their own excitement is what fuels the giver to give in such an exciting fashion. But that’s not it.

See, we’re excited to be there because WE want to be.
We like the whole shebang of a head moment.
For a man or a woman giving head to a woman, we like the whole moment. From approaching the thighs, making them separate, inhaling the first scent of vagina in your personal space. Listening to the flesh on flesh moisture sound of the lips parting just for your mouth to impart the knowledge that you know will improve however they were feeling before you got between their thighs.
For a woman, or a man, who likes to suck a dick, they know how they feel when they watch or feel a dick get hard for them at the prospect of what you are about to do to them. They instant stiffness that grows when they are touched, when they are revealed, when they are released.

A giver’s technique is that of porn experts and multiple orgasm teachers.
They know ways to make you cum with their mouths that you probably never knew existed.
But that’s what you get when a giver crosses your thighs.

They are not just working for you, they are working for themselves. For your pleasure as much as their own. The sound of your moan feeds their groan. The taste of liquid in their mouth makes them please you more.

Ultimately, a giver wants to give you what you already want. They know what you like and how you like it and they even have the cajones to implement new things without testing them first because they KNOW you will like it.
A giver won’t shy away from taking an orgasm to the face.
A giver will know the many techniques you like that make your toes curl, your hands reach out to tap out and force them away from between your thighs.
A giver is good at what they do and that thought feeds them in their pursuit, not just to please you but to show you that they know what they are doing.

If you are a giver and you are GOOD at what you do, then keep doing your thing. I know and share the sentiment and the feeling you get when you reduce your partner to a wreck of a heavy breathing, eyes squinting, mind lock down, crazy facial expressing mass of human flesh who cannot seem to move or understand what just happened to em.

Givers rule…
There’s nothing more that can be said.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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Are you still being fingered?

I was having one of my random thought moments about people I know, people on my timelines, just people in general.
And I had a random thought…
Are women still getting fingered?

Not that quick finger action jus to get in there… I mean that real deal Holyfield, lay back or bend over finger working action that goes on for more than 10 mins?

As a teen, being able to finger a girl was as amazing as penetration…ish.
Obviously it wasn’t better, but you really liked to be able to have your finger between the warm sugar walls.
But as you get older, and hopefully, your sex game steps up, do you, as a man, or woman loving woman, still take time out to work ya fingers between those lips?

By the time you get to a certain age in your sexual career, you learn a whole bunch of new tricks and treats that turn a woman on, make her crunch her thighs and scream like a Mariah high note.
Some of these things were so amazing and made her make such wicked sounds, you MASTERED them.

Now you spend more time working on your stroke, the intensity of your head game, the choice of position, etc.
But, you also have to remember the basic, yet fulfilling, feeling of a good old work of a finger or three.
Trust me, a woman reading this will tell you the joys and joys of how good a finger or two can feel.
Not only can they feel like an introduction to how good the dick may POSSIBLY feel, they can also bring on a nice starting orgasm before any penetration has taken place.
And no one says no to an orgasm.

Plus, for the fingerer, to be able to induce an orgasm using just your finger kinda makes you wanna brush ya shoulder off a lil. The more intense the orgasm, the more you brush your shoulder off.
A multiple orgasm as the result of good fingering is the sexual equivalent of a black man becoming President. Ok, not that extreme… But…
It is a good feeling.

My personal favourite is that moment when you have a finger or two inside her and she is laying back or sitting up and her hips are grinding. Her waist is circling and she is working the fingers, trying to get the best feeling out of em…

That’s my most delicious.

I appreciate fingering.
I’m a fan 100 grand.
Too many situations to bring it in too.
I mean, let’s break it down.

From the foreplay, a fingering can help fill a hole… (That’s too easy…)

Combine a fingering with some oral sex and, trust me, she won’t say NO to ya. She may cum for ya actually. She may come a few times if you do it like me. She may KEEP cumming actually. You may enjoy her cumming so much that you keep her cumming. She may keep cumming and you get to a point where you don’t want her to STOP cumming. And she might ask you to stop because she can’t stop cumming. But you like the sound of that so you make her cum more.
Then you snap out of it and you look up and she’s breathing heavily and you look down and your fingers are dripping. (OoOoOoOo, ok, I got lost in that one a bit.)

There’s even good finger time to be used during penetration.
Maybe that might be on a different level for you but, if you’ve ever been fucked while fingered at the same time, it can be a good look. Obviously I don’t mean like three or four fingers. But just a solo finger alongside the dick and see what she thinks.
She just might like it.

THAT is the moment when you enjoy a finger.

As the fingerer and the fingeree, your both happy.

I hope you haven’t gotten to old in the game that you no longer work your finger or allow yourself some finger time with your respective other.
Remember a finger used to be all you ever needed.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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The pleasure of two

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Have you ever had the pleasure of watching two women have sex?

It’s a simple question. One where you either say yes or no. There’s no middle ground answer with that question.
Have you ever watched the science and the beauty of watching two female forms pleasing each other?

If you haven’t then, really, you are truly letting one of the most amazing images ever created pass you by.
And I’ll tell you why.

Let’s start at the start.
Women are beautiful!
In all their shapes, hues, sizes, religions and sexual orientations.
Any time you get the chance to have sex with a woman, you sometimes take time out of licking labouredly at her labia to look up at her and just say, “damn you fine”. (That’s usually the moment when she either looks down at you like, “why’d you stop” or says fuck it, grabs your head and makes u eat her, thinking ‘who gave you permission to stop?’)
So, a woman, on her own is a beautiful thing.

But…

Throw in the mixing bowl ANOTHER woman.
Another female form of different, yet equal sexiness. Sometimes more sexiness… (but you’d never say that outloud.)

She, whoever she is, has a look on her face that says that right now, she wants the woman in front of her.

So, now you have two women in front of you.
You can read lust on their faces, taste the anticipation of the first touch between them.
It’s like your watching live art as they get closer to each other.

I mean, HELLO…. It’s two naked women.
As women generally think, when a man ever introduces the idea of watchin two women, a threesome is on his mind.
And, not to say the ladies are wrong, but there’s something to be said for being able to just watch.
If your a people watcher, like most of us are, you enjoy watching, learning and figuring out about people from how they move, their little nuances.
Whether the women are regular at getting the womanly touch from another or first time bi-curious visitors, there will be something to read between them, just watching from the sidelines.
Take for example the absolute delicious movie of watching two women share a kiss.
Yeah its exciting to see and all that usual jazz.
But there’s the art of the moment.
Being able to watch and FEEL the sensuality of female lips caressing.
It’s delicious because you are fully aware of how nice it is to kiss a woman, so you kind of wish you could feel what its like for a woman to kiss a woman. Does that make sense?
I know what I mean in my head.
HER arms reaching up and caressing a face.
HER responding by losing her hands in the other her’s hair.
They get closer to each other, nipples of her becoming instantly erect as they enter the air space of the other her’s nipples.
Then you catch a glimpse as one her looks down, thinking of licking those nipples.
You can read it on her face.
You know that’s what’s running through her mind.
You know this because you are thinking you would do the same thing.

Suddenly, you lose all focus on what your seeing as you watch thighs touch.
It’s nothing really to watch thighs touch but its something though.
Before you know it, you imagine how those thighs are going to look in a few moments.
In the air.
Between a pair of thighs, grinding an orgasm.
Dripping with sweat, saliva and squirted orgasms.
Being nibbled, licked and trailed with adventurous fingers.
And this is all before any one has laid down or opened any thighs.

Then when THAT happens?
When you see one her slowly laying back on the bed, sofa, kitchen counter or hood of a car, you know that you are about to be mind blown with so much beauty, you may actually want to kill yourself.
Don’t though.
Besides the fact that suicide while watching two women have sex is a MAJOR mood killer, you’ll miss what’s to come.
And I mean cum.

You knew I meant cum.

Any person with an active imagination can just think of one woman making another woman cum and get slightly excited.

Right NOW…
Think of a woman…
Any woman in your life, who you think would enjoy a good clit licking.
Then think of her delicious friend being the licker.
If your on Twitter, think of two of your sexiest followers.
Not on some fake porn fantasy suttin. I mean really think about it.
Think about them laying somewhere you’ve been before to make it more real.
Put yourself there at that vital moment when an orgasm is taking the room in a mix of sex, sounds and sights.
When a woman’s ass is in the air and her face is buried deep between lips that slip and slide.
Hips are grinding.
Hair is being grabbed.
Thighs are being held.
Clit hood being slipped back to REAAAAAAALLY put that licking to work.
Moaners moaning.
Lickee making licker lick her just right.
Crescendo builds.

And then it happens.

Sure, it makes you think about being the provider of such a sound but, as you take yourself out of that thinking and return to your purveyors perch, you enjoy the fact that you just watched a woman make another woman cum.

You watched, and took notes on, her technique, her degree of sensuality added to her licking, whether she tongue fucked her or just stayed on her clit…
You want to be able to mirror such a feeling because you know a woman can make another woman cum in a different way if she had been having sex with a man.

And that’s where the sexy lies. Because its not a woman with a man. It’s a woman with a woman.

It probably sounds like me rattling off one of thousands of fantasies of mine but if you’ve ever had the pleasure of being in a threesome or just sitting back and watching a woman make another woman cum, you know what I mean.
I know its not everyone’s cup of tea.
Some women just like their dick the way they like their dicks. Hard, steady and attached to a man.
But some girls simply like girls!
And it’s the straight, possibly bi-curious women out there who I’m talking to.
They know who they are.
And they know what I’m talking about.
Yes you do you!

Maybe men have been fucking up in the bedroom for so long that women have turned to their own teammates.
Maybe sex with us has become so meeeeeh that women have said to themselves, “bet that thick woman for the Caribbean food shop would eat me juuuuust right!”
Maybe women are jus getting more experimental.

Who gives a tiny rats ass?!

All I know is, as a pervert, a purveyor, a moment catcher and people watcher, there is nothing more succulent, more fulfilling, more interesting and intriguing to witness, than watching two women have sex.

It’s not just about a porn fantasy, its about art.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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Don’t you just love when its just right?

That moment when everything about the sex may not be the best… The foreplay might be a bit off, the head, if any, maybe not to your liking or whatever…
But….
When you’ve got past all the bullshit of the politics of platoons, favourite places to be kissed, etc.
When all that has passed, and the lady may be at the stage of wet where you don’t really need to find her pussy, it kinda calls to you like a homing beacon.
You’ve gone past all the ins and outs of getting into the position where, as the woman you’ve decided to give him some and, as the guy, you’ve hit the jackpot and your getting some.
Cuz we LOVE to get some.

So when all that has passed and you may start out in basic missionary, maybe you start in a bend over hands on the floor, maybe you go for a nice leg scissors, whatever your flavour.
And, as the woman, you can feel he’s hard and you’ve figured out just by looking at the size of him whether he’s gonna be a good fuck or not.
And as the guy, hopefully you’ve checked with a finger or tongue and made sure that pussy is wetter than a rain in November.

And your there. Just looking…

That solitary moment just before the dick slides in.
Maybe he forgoes “all that staring shit” but…
It’s not about that.

It’s about that moment when he’s as hard as he’s gonna get and she’s at wet as wet can get and the dick slides in.

And he knows in his mind, “this is just the best feeling of pussy there can ever be… There is no way a pussy can feel better than this pussy right here”.
And she’s thinking, “now this is what I’m talking, fuck the fact his foreplay could do with a bit more work and, I’ll allow the fact he doesn’t give head for this dick right chea right cheaaaaaa….”

And for a few moments, when the dick is as hard as its gonna get and the pussy seems to be getting wetter with each thrust, its just the best tasting feeling you can gain from a sexual experience, also up there with mind blowing head so good you don’t come for a long time and that moment when he makes her cum so hard that she curls up in a ball and needs a moment as her body shakes for about 10-30 mins.

That moment when it just feels goooooood.
Nothing fancy, no super creative position attempt or kama sutra inspired frog style position, just a simple position that gets that perfect insertion.
When you can hear the pussy agreeing with the fucking by leaking on the dick and the sheets.
For her, every stroke is exactly what she hoped it would be.
She sized you up, she did the math, that moment when she put her hand on your dick and jerked you a little wasn’t just to make the dick feel good… She was doing dick math….
It was like ” ok, that much girth plus that much length means he’s gonna reach…. Hmm… Ok, quite deep… Let’s see…”
Then the dick slips in and its like ” now that’s good dick…”

Just that moment of supreme hardness and increasing wetness when the sex is JUST right…

Ya know?

by Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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The abuse of a face

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DISCLAIMER: Mr Oh, in no way, shape or form, condones any form of illegal sexual practices and hopes that all intimate sexual practices are consensual, otherwise maybe you’ll be arrested and sent to a prison where anal invasion is your breakfast, lunch and dinner… Basically HELL…

Now that’s clear, let’s begin…

I was reading a blog post by fellow freaky friend YumYumBubbleBum called I can’t breathe and as soon as I finished, I got to the end and was INSTANTLY inspired.
Now, if you know my blog, you know I’m as open as a copy of Little Black Book and Little Black Book Volume 2 (OUT NOW) so there’s not much I don’t say when it comes to the get down with the get down.

And this is no different.

Face rape.

MOTHERFUCKING LOOOOOOVE IT.

If your not well versed in the practice, and you can’t figure it out from the name, allow me to break it down.
Like YumYum’s post, it usually involves a fair amount of choking and thoughts from the receiver like “oh shit I can’t breathe but I like it”.
But with face rape, there’s a whole lot more to come.

From a man’s perspective, no, from a pussy eating addict’s perspective, the idea of being face first between a woman’s thighs, even as I write this, is the highest level of turn on.
Whether you start by kissing her on her lips (the ones on her face) and continue the kisses downwards or you climb under the covers from her feet and work your way up.
However you do it, as long as you end up with her clit exposed and your tongue covered in her clear gravy, then its smiles all round.
But the deliciousness of face rape is LITERALLY everybody wins.
Face rape is… Wow… I actually sighed like “hmmm, yummy…”

Face rape is, or should be pretty self-explanatory, but I’ll break it down.
To rape a face is to abuse it in a way you could get arrested for if this was a non-consensual situation. To take advantage of the face at your disposal for your own orgasmic gain.
You know when you have that selfish feeling wash over you where its like “fuck what you want, I’m gonna make you eat my birthday cake…”
That moment when you do something to your partners face that feels like you went just a little bit too far… But they tell you that you haven’t gone far enough.
You get what I’m saying… Basically, the face is there for you to do what you need to do to get off.

Not everyone is into face rape and some head givers like to be in full control of how the head goes, but there is that proportion of us (male and female) who like to relinquish that control and put it in the hips of the rapist.
For the person having their face taken advantage of, the pleasure is in being able to let their partner be free enough to go to the very bottom of depravity with it.
*Face grinding to the point where his/her nose squashes and they can’t breathe.
*Language so foul and abusive, you have to look up at them like “wow, didn’t know you had it in you.”
*Commanded and thrown around in such a way that you feel like nothing more than a face for their pleasure.
*Treated less like a lover, a partner and given orders in a voice you may have never heard from them before.
*Made to do things you may have never expected to hear from them (“Oh for fuck sake, stick a banana in my pussy, peel it and eat it you five a day motherfucker you…”)

Etc. Etc.

Now, as I said before, the beauty of face rape is not just in the thighs and waist movements of the person taking advantage of the face. Some seem to think that the power lies in the groin of the abuser when the abusee is REALLY holding the power.
The joy of it isn’t just for the person who is having their needs met and their orgasm draped all over a face, its the owner of the face who is, literally singing in the rain.
Now, as I always say in my blogs, it ain’t for everybody.
A lady could be getting some good, sweet sensation, giving you the best that I got Anita Baker head and she could feel the NEED to wrap her hands round his head and make her waist and hips wave so that her pussy literally rides his face. And he could come up for air like, “huh, what the fuck?”
Fellas, same thing.
She could be delivering that straight from Lethal Lipps school of head treatment on you, suddenly you try hold her head still and give her more than she can handle and she chokes, coughs, splutters, gets off her knees and then there’s no more head for you boo boo.
And that sucks.

Me personally, I’m a face rape ADDICT…
I can’t help it. I like leaving control in the hands of the person who’s only issue is getting as much pleasure out of my mouth as possible.
Taken to the height and extent of sexual pleasure to the point where they may think “wow, I might have gone a bit too far here”.
But the line of “too far” is further than you think.
And that’s how most of us think.

Ladies, make him lie down flat, hands by his side. Stand over his face and look down at him, trust me he likes that. He likes when you look down at him.
Kneel down slowly with eyes that scream “i’m gonna FUCK you up”. Line up your pussy with his mouth and rest one hand on his forehead then feed it to him. Once you’ve found your groove, put more pressure on his mouth. You know your forcing him right when the skin of his face pushes back.
Bite your lip. Speak thru angry, pursed lips. Call him every offensive name you can think of. Groove on him. Treat his mouth like a dick until it feels right and you cum on his face.

That’s a face rape situation.

And I love it.

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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The sound of you…

HelloOoOoOoOoOo… Ladies and gents…
It’s been a minute or three since my last blog post and I can only put that down to a degree of premature writers block.

But last night, while staring at the moon, thinking nothing but sexy, borderline ethically questionable  thoughts, something simple came on me… I mean came to me…

Sounds.
Something I’ve never really written about but touched on before.
When it comes time for the get down with the get down, there’s a BEVY of absolutely delicious noises and sounds that, if concentrated on, can be sweet sounds that you’ll be remembering long after orgasms have sprayed and multiple shakes have subsided.
More often these days, people like to turn the lights off or have their favourite sex mixtape playing in the background.  But what they do is wallpaper over the beauty of the original structure. Translation, you miss a lot of sexy, memorable moments that you can replay over and over again when your in the mood to think about the last time you had your body given the business.
For example, a lady or man generally not happy with their body shape will have the lights out before underwear comes off… But the darkness then takes away a lot of delicious moments of sight that don’t need any special moves or tricks in order to create a turn on. The darkness doesn’t let you watch your hand slide down your partners body, or watching her back arch and her cheeks wobble when she’s riding him. For her, she doesn’t get to watch the moment when, after a little bit of that machine gun speed, he decides to slow down and slow stroke you as you lift your legs back and hold your thighs open for him.
Ladies know how delicous that moment is to feel… But to watch as well? It puts the vision with the feeling.
Watch it. Feel it.
And listen to it.

The sweet sugar nectar of the right SOUNDS of sex can be just as important as stamina, knowledge of different positons, patience, etc.

I’ll be the first person to suggest slow jams for sexy time but I’ll be the first, second and third to tell you to shut the music off and just listen to the person your making love to, fucking, slamming, linking, banging, tasting, basting or just sucking or fingering.
This is the type of subject I don’t really need to talk about as your own memories of sounds you’ve heard that turn you on should be circling your mind right now…

Of course its different strokes for different folks but you know what you like to hear, don’t you?
You may be a person who likes to hear the sound of their partner moaning in their ear. Or you may like to hear the clap of a hand on a butt cheek.
Your sound of moist choice could be the sound of her sucking and re-slopping saliva on your dick while its in her mouth or the sound or his tongue as it slurps thru your lips.
It could be the sound of a good long stroke from tip of his dick all the way to his balls, as her lips cream the length of him.
Your love of sounds could go as deep and intricate as the sound of her grabbing the sheets and squeezing for dear life…
Great sounds, and the rather obvious ones, are when your partner is moaning and groaning as your grinding and making them feel the intensity you want to deliver.
Or those niche sounds such as the sound of spit slapping on a clitoris before rubbing your dick in it before slipping it inside her.
The sound of wet pussy flicking, the sound of someone sucking air thru their teeth cuz the movement feels too damn sweet.
Those random mumblings that your partner mutters to themselves as they’re thrown into their favourite position… Those Muttley mumbles…

As I said before, its different strokes for different folks and some people don’t even like to hear the sounds of sex. They’re not really a fan of the sounds of hot, sticky skin slapping against each other. So they prefer to drown out, or remix their favourite sex songs with their moans.
But, and I can only speak for my freak, those sounds can sometimes be the thin line between coming before time and going on for another four hours.
There is something to listen to in every facet of sex that is twice as good as a sex song with harmonies and melodies.
You are the song, the beat, your body is the instrument, chemistry with your partner is the lyrics and your bed is the studio.

Each section of sex has human music in it, ready for you to download and listen to whenever you want to.

Foreplay – that moment when he first sees her. That moment when the world stands still when she opens the door and sees him standing there. She pulls him in and he pushes her against a wall, his face immediately directed to her neck while heavy breathing. His body excited at being in her presence. Her breath getting quicker as he kisses the spot in her neck that melts her. She moans, he gets harder and kisses her neck for longer. She reaches for her clothes, ready for him. The sound of her bra clasp opening, her heels coming off and clapping on the floor. The sound of her jeans sliding down her thighs.

Oral sex – if you can’t find something to listen to while some oral sex is going down then your either doing it wrong or someone is short changing you.
The sound of your partners mouth on your body parts should be all you need.
The sound of her concentrating on the dick she’s sucking, spitting and licking back up, taking it deeper to the point she gags.
His moans of set me free when she sits on his face, with a moan escaping his mouth with every rotation of her hips.

Saccharine entry – if you have both turned each other on enough, he should be hard as steel and she should be as wet as car wash.
The initial sound of pussy lips parting for the head of a strong, thick erection – the slight slop and sticky sound, the skin against skin, the deeper it gets, the wetter it sounds.
She moans.
He groans.
She grinds.
He withdraws.
She sighs.

Then before you know it. The pussy gets wetter, her moans get louder, the slip slap slop between the thighs gets more and more moist.

The whole time, you are mentally downloading what you hear.
It’s like automatically recording the signs that tell you that you are having good sex.
Things that you can take back to your bed and masturbate to as you remember that exact moment.

Sounds in sex are very important. Sex without sounds is like black people and no chicken or the Wookie defence (for you South Park heads).
It makes no sense.

Sex is in the mind as well as the rest of the body and with more impetus on the strength of a good dick game and the ferocity and freedom with which women give head, little joys of sex such as the sounds we like to hear are seen as an afterthought.

Me?
I like to hear everything from the sound of panties pulled half off, to a moan while taking a dick to the back of her throat, wet pussy, heightened sexual pleasure, multiple orgasms, everything you can hear, I’m involved.

So the next time you get some, don’t play any music, don’t turn the lights off…
Just watch.
And listen.
Enjoy the SOUND of sex.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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What is a belt for?

What is a belt for?!

A belt, as we know it, is a fashion accessory used to hold up one’s trousers, skirt or generally anything worn below the waist. (Although women are wearing them to accentuate certain attributes these days.)

We generally know a belt as something that is used to hold clothes up, right?!
BUT, just as I mentioned the word belt and knowing the filth my mind comes up with, honestly, what did you immediately think of? I bet it wasn’t holding up clothes…
Heheheheheee…
It was probably something along the lines of the belt folded in half… welded by someone who was about to swing in thru the air and slap it against bent over cheeks wasn’t it?
Maybe it was something a lil more inventive and toeing the line of rough play and assault.

There’s more than one way to wear a belt… and that’s FA REALLLL…
Oh yessur there is…
Sure it just seems like a piece of leather from one end to the other… but oh no no no… it is a world of interesting sexual possibilities, wrapped into a simple piece of fashion.
Believe me, a belt can be used to do all sorts of thangs.
And the beauty of it, is that it can be used during the who thang… foreplay, oral sex, ANY sexual position you can get into and maybe something a little kinky afterwards.

Find a belt… right now.
Any belt… and look at it, just for a few seconds.
Imagine the many ways you can take that belt or have someone take said belt and use it on you in a way that gets you quite excited.

Obviously, I would have to have said examples of what I’m talking about just so you see what I mean…
So….

Belt loop 1 – the classic whip technique; folding the belt in half and using it to whip your partner or be whipped. Best when she is bent over doggystyle and grinding on HIM… a medium tap on the caboose, along with the words ‘You can fuck this dick better than that’ should make her work that LITTLE bit harder.

Belt loop 2 – this one is twofold because of the variation you can imply here. This is taking the belt, wrapping it round her waist, doggystyle again, wrapping the rest of the belt round a fist and riding her like she Black Beauty… and that was a WILD horse…

The 2nd fold of this is taking the belt, doggystyle AGAIN, and wrapping it round her neck, again wrapping the rest of the belt round a fist. A bit of asphyxiation can be a bit of a turn on… but don’t cum and pull on that thang too hard…

Belt loop 3 – put that pussy under arrest. Put her arms behind her back, wrap the belt around her wrists, tie it in a way she can’t reach. Now she’s under arrest. With her hands tied, roll her onto her stomach, part her thighs and… well, her noises should let you know if she likes it. A nicely dropped piece of filthy talk would go nicely with this one.

Belt loop 4 – eat her pussy a bit and take the belt with you. Eat it and ask her some questions at the same time. If she doesn’t give you the right answers, give her inner thigh a bit of a whip. She’ll either like it or answer you quicker. Either way is good for you.

Belt loop 5 – for the INVENTIVELY freaky type of person. Get a collection of belts… maybe three or four. Tie her up. Hands behind the back, tie her ankles, tie them together in some hog-tie fashion.
Make it a lil bit more freaky and put one across her mouth too.
Make sure her legs are back enough that you can find a position where her you can slip in, while looking her in the eyes.
Slightly sordid but then again, we can’t deny when our mojo says so, ya know?

There’s five notches on the belt that inspired this blog but there are many other ways to use a belt:
*Clit fiddler
*Whip her clit
*Something to bite when it feels SOOO good
*A lil added spice when the BDSM ting comes out

Etc, etc.

So the next time you wear a belt, think about the possibilities of what you could do or have to do to you with it.
A good strong leather one.
One that could leave a lil mark if you swung it right…

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The Rapist Fantasy

Hello…

My name is… well you know what my name is…
You know who I am.
You’ve told me what to do and how to do it so I don’t have to introduce myself.

I know my face looks familiar but, behind these eyes is someone different. And that’s what this blog is about.
It’s about him. Or the him you want me to be.
You want this ‘him’ to have my face and my body but you want ‘his’ actions to be those of someone a lot different than me.

You want me to be him every now and then, just to make it more interesting when you are being ‘taken’.
Now not EVERYONE wants this ‘him’ around due to things they have experienced in their own lives which have left a sour taste in their mouths.
But some of you do.

You want me to be your rapist.

It is your fantasy that you want me to be that guy who doesn’t ask you to have sex, you want me to be him that takes the sex from you. With a forearm across your neck and some foul language in your ear, you want me to fuck you by force.
There is something about the idea of being so totally out of your own control and being MADE to do this and THROWN into place to do that and damn near had dick rammed into you.
You can’t explain what it is about me in this mode because, by society’s norms and even prison hierarchies, a rapist is the lowest of the low.
But, on the other hand, not everyone’s libidos and mojos conforms to what society dictates. You could be one of those people who will watch a film like Derailed and be quite disgusted by the rape scene in the hotel room or the French film Irreversible with the rape scene in the underground walkway. But then you could be that person who watches those scenes and is intrigued at the same time.
You can’t explain it, there’s just something about having that control taken away that turns you on. There’s not something wrong with you. It’s just the way it is.

Now when it comes to the actual sex, you may want me to truly play the rapist role to the fullest. Barring any punching and kicking, you want it be as authentic as possible.
We may play the fantasy role… you leave the door open, I sneak in quietly, maybe pick up a knife from the kitchen as I go. Sneak into the bedroom, put all my weight on you and pin you down with a scarf around my face, run the cold steel of the knife up your body and tell you that I’m going to rape you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
You may want to try and fight me off, but that just adds to the fantasy.
Take my dick out while your struggling, force your thighs open, spit on my hand and force myself inside you., while looking at you, telling you that I’m raping you and you like it, no you LOVE it… you want me to do it more. And more and more and more…
Stab the knife into the bed next to your head and hold your head so you stare at it, making you feel like I may actually use it on you if you don’t do what I say.
Arrest your arms in such a way that you can’t fight me off, all you can do is take the dick that is being served to you.

Before anyone reads this and thinks I’m teaching people how to LITERALLY rape, as opposed to playing out the fantasy of a rape situation, please fix up ya thinking.
This is the kind of thing that two people enjoying sex and the numerous fantasies can play together. Some of you are playing with the rape fantasy just by enjoying really rough and tough sex.
Your level of roughness is where its at.
A spank here, some hair pulling there, some ram the dick deep into you over there, arm holding here, forearm around the neck there, etc, etc, etc.

For example, ladies if you’ve ever played the ‘fuck you, you can’t do shit to me’ game while he is fucking you, knowing that it’ll drive him crazy enough to start fucking you some rough kinda way? That’s experimenting cuz you WANT him to do some shit to you in a rough kinda way.

But…. and this is the important part… you cannot play out these fantasies without having discussed it with your partner first.
You, as the guy or girl, could, in the middle of a sex session, mention you wanna rape your partner, not knowing that, in the past they experienced a real life, non-fantasy experience that will pause your sexual cause and upset them in a way where they won’t necessarily wanna have sex anymore at that moment.
It’s the kind of thing you have to be sure that they will be down with, otherwise you could be creating a highly awkward situation for yourself and your partner.

But to those of you out there that like to experiment with a rape fantasy, you know just what I mean and you and your partner know just how good and BAD (but in a good way) it feels to be able to take it there.

And please don’t think that this type of fantasy is just about a man doing it to a woman… there are some men out there who would like to experience the fantasy of being raped by a woman. Due to the fact that its men who are seen as the aggressors in rape situations, its an interesting experience to have all your control taken away and you are forced to do what you are told to do.

Again, this is just about fantasy… this isn’t about going out and forcing yourself upon someone against their will, thus committing a crime.
That’s some arrest that bitch ass shit…

I’m talking about both parties knowing what’s going on and how its gonna happen…

How do you know if your partner is into that kinda thing?
You gotta find out.
Everyone is different so some people may like it if you whisper in their ear, “I’m gonna rape you”, some may like to engage in conversation first, some may like to discuss the ins and outs of a particular rape scene in a film.
Some may not like it at all…

Whatever it is, its all fantasy… a game… if you don’t like it, don’t do it…
But if you do, then get your experimenting ass on the bed and don’t move… cuz I’m about to do something to you.

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What you wanna hear when your legs are in the air

So you’ve got yourself in between the sheets, you’re body is ready, willing and able to do all the things you’ve thought about doing in your mind…
You look at your partner and they look at you and its a beautifully heated moment and the only thing that could make it better is the right thing said at the right time.
But what is it that you like to hear at that moment?

What are the words that you like to hear that make your body wake up and shudder right nice?

In the same way that everyone likes something different sexual is the same way that everyone likes to hear something different DURING sex. One person reading this may like to hear that real smooth talking, slick as grease type of talk that comes equipped with a smooth voice to deliver the words in your ear.
Another person reading this may prefer the rougher type of sex talk that involves swearing, foul language and is closer to the more disrespectful side of sex talk.
Another may not like any talk at all and may prefer to just listen to the beauty of the sounds that two bodies make together… (I think there’s another blog in there too…)

Words can help the interaction of sex. They can be used to tell your partner what you like and how you like it, if you don’t like something or when something feels GREAT…

But what are some of the favourite comments, sentences and slanguage words do you like to hear during sex?

Here’s a few of the most common, filthiest, most disrespectful and amazing things we hear during sex that can either drive us harder and faster or can make a situation stop before it truly gets started.

There’s the classic “FUCK ME” said in a strong, no ramping voice…

“Harder” – which can be during a really hard pounding or when he spanks you but doesn’t really get that CLAP sound that you wanna hear bent over.

“What the FUUUUCCCK?” – is always great because its a question, which means the answer can be found in whatever it is that you are doing.

“SsSsSsSsSsssshhhhhiiiiiiiitt…” – doesn’t really need defining but when you hear it, you know what it means.

“LOOK at me…” – that’s when the one who is doing you wants you to see what they are doing to you…

“That’s how I like it…” – if you hear this then you know you are doing something right.

“Spit on it…” – no need to say anything about that.

“You can do better than that…” – these sentences are like giving a sugar addict liquid sugar in an IV.

“I love when you do that…” – that’s the nice way of saying ‘do that shit’.

“I hate you…” – which is the exact opposite of what it means.

“You’re a GOOD fucker ain’t ya?” – this encapsulates the spirit of egging on your partner but also praising them for doing something which may start to feel good.

“Rape me…” – in a rough sex situation, these two words can get a pussy pounded to the point where after two or three strokes, she’ll be curled up in a ball calling for time out.

“SsSsSsSshhh…” – that’s when there are no words that need to be said, no sounds that need to be made… all you have to do is shut the fuck up.

“God, what are you doing to me?” – obviously they know what you’re doing but they are suddenly feeling so good that they need to ask out loud.

“Stop… stop… stop…” – listen out for this one because they could actually want you to stop OR they are telling you to stop hoping to God that you don’t.

“Hmmmmm…” – more a sound than a word but you still wanna hear it.

“I’m coming…” – these two words can be dangerous as they can bring on your own orgasm. Feeling someone coming is one thing but then to hear them say so, in whatever voice they adopt, can make you have to come with ’em.

“This pussy is mine…” – for a woman, when a man is REALLY making that pussy work for him, he may like to claim that the pussy is his. It may not be his, in fact there may be others out there who have a stronger claim to said pussy but, for that moment, when he said it, it helped an orgasm climb closer and closer.

“Eat that shit…” – a good pussy eater will hear this quite regularly. A bad pussy eater will hear this too but that’s only if she hasn’t clamped her hands around his head and forced him face first into her pussy.

“Don’t run…” – for a man, when a woman is taking a good dicking down and she has the audacity to try and run or take a break, this can be heard. (Honestly, he wants you to try and run away just so he can say it. It’s an ego thing.)

“I’m gonna come on your face…” – who doesn’t love to hear that? (Unless he or she doesn’t like it on their face.)

“He/She will NEVER fuck you like I do…” – this is for those who are cheating on their partner and like to get real sinister with it.

“Your gonna take this…” – tell your partner they’re gonna take it then make them take it…

“Fuck you…” – this one is designed to anger. The general response to this one is ‘fuck me? Fuck ME yeah?! Okay, we’ll see…’ and before you know it someone comes, there’s a squirt here, a moan there and someone has been kicked off the bed.

These are just a few gems from between the sheets of some of ya and there are many others that I’ve not covered but, you see what I mean. Maybe you’ve used some of them… maybe you’re about to use some of them right now, maybe there are some favourites which I haven’t mentioned…

So what are your favourite sex sentences?

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2011 in review

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