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Pussy eating etiquette

Ladies, this is a question for you…

I would ask the guys and gents but the answer is generally the same… YES..

But, for the ladies, it’s not so cut and dry… (pardon the pun)
I mean there are some ladies that don’t even like it at all…



You see when you’re getting yourself some real nice oral pleasure of the mouth kind, do you like it wet from your own juice or do you like him to ‘add’ to the moisture?

It’s not the GRAND question but it IS an interesting one.
As I said, there ARE some women out there who don’t like getting head AT ALL… They “apparently” don’t like the way it feels. The women that DO like a good tongue lashing, who are probably throwing dildos at the OTHER women, they know what time it is.
They like what they like.
And they like it JUST the way they like it.
You know who you are.
You’re not afraid to push a head down, grab a skull with strong fingers, hold a head in place and ride it into the sunset.
Of course, you ladies rule.

But when it comes down to it, do you like your head ‘suck it dry and keep it that way’ or do you like the feeling of liquid creeping down your inner thigh?

Ask a man the same question and he’ll probably, most definitely say that he likes it slippery when wet. Obviously the sensations are different when it comes to head for men and women and the feeling and the sight of watching a woman’s mouth water froth around the head of your dick before she deepthroats is just a thang of beauty.

But what say thee ladies?

It’s a given that if he OR she is doing what they’ve been doing right then you’ll already be wet but do you like that wetness added to by the head giver…
For some women, the idea of dry head is as crazy as Wesley Pipes staying silent during a porn scene.
It needs to be sloppy all the way.
These are the ladies that like to hear a tongue slopping up and down their lips. They like to look down and see a long string of saliva connecting from her clit to his/her tongue. Watch the giver sit up and see their face covered in moisture… maybe come up for a nice dirty, hungry, animalistic kiss… (these ladies also love the taste of their own pussy off another face…)
This lady also likes the FEEL of a sloppy mess between her thighs and will enjoy a moment when she can run her fingers between her lips and his lips and feel what’s going on.
With this woman, don’t be scared to make some obvious saliva sounds, she likes that.

…on the other side of the argument is the woman who doesn’t really like it so wet. She likes it dry and simple. No superhero tricks, no special finishing moves, nothing like that. She just likes it the way it is. If her pussy is wet then work with what you’ve got. Don’t slide any juice down her thighs, don’t show her the mix of her juice and her saliva, don’t you dare try and kiss her with her spread across your mouth.
If you do happen to leave a trail of some sort, you best to suck it back up and keep ya tongue moving.
Because that’s how she likes it.
For her the sensation of saliva and extra juice ruins the feeling of the mouth of her clit and inside her. Plus she finds it a bit icky too.

But which are you mi dear?

Maybe you’re one, maybe you’re both depending on your mood, maybe your secret option number C which is neither…

Saliva between the thighs ain’t for everyone but it damn sure does turn some people on. To the point where it’s an unwritten rule. To the point where there are some women who are reading this and planning to arrange themselves a head session.
But whether your high and dry or you like to be high and slide, either way, it’s always good to let your partner know what you like and how you like it.

So ladies, if you have a man or woman who’s head leaves a lot to be desired, let em know. Don’t be worried about them feeling a way about taking advice.
The only thing you need to be concerned about is eating that pussy the right way.

So you get it gurl… wet or dry… GET IT GURL!!!

So says Mr Oh

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Dry humping


A forgotten art.

Left in the dusty cupboards of old shit people USED to do in the old days before SEX came along.

Not true young buckaroo…

Dry humping is, and can be, as useful as a blowjob and in the right circumstances, as good as sex itself.

Don’t worry, I’m gonna explain myself on this one…

 Let’s go back to the year 1997…

 For me, teenage years…

 Between school and college, girls were around and, if you lucky enough to get one round to your house before mum came home, you scored.

In such delicate situations, you had to make sure you had enough drink to offer her, the right Jodeci mixtape and the right reason to invite her to your bedroom.

Once she was there, you were ALMOST home.

Sex was NEVER EVER expected. Hoped for, but never expected. Shit, just the chance to get a kiss and maybe a grope of a breast was considered a successful afternoon. If she let you touch her lady garden over her panties, that was a bonus 100 points. If you got IN the panties… WELL, that’s masturbation material for later on.

If she wasn’t interested in having sex, that was cool… unfortunately Freek n You didn’t work this time.

But what it did get you was 10-15 minutes of some good old, top of the clothes, breathing and heaving, adjust the dick moving, pre-cum staining, once or twice cum hiding moments that were JUST what you needed.

You were sorted! You could go to your boys the next day and tell the story that she was moaning and groaning and she did this and she did that, without having to explain that all you got was some simple dry humping.

 The pratice of dry humping is usually to INTRODUCE the sex. Packaged with some good foreplay, lying on top of your partner and rocking and rolling them, lining things up, making sure they can FEEL the movement where it needs to be felt.

Now THAT’S some good dry humping.

 Add a real good, sensual kiss from my previous blog (A simple kiss) and that session of tribbing against each other will feel as good as the actual penetration itself. Some of you may think that that is not possible but the REAL dry humpers out there are smelling what I’m cooking (the men who know to have the dick pointing up so when the erection kicks in, it’s straight in line with her clitoris and the women who know how to move their hips the RIGHT way.)

There is another side to dry humping.

Practiced by women REGULARLY, dry humping can be used as something to just palm a man off with. Invite him over, things start to get a bit heated, maybe you don’t feel the moment anymore, give him some simple dry humping then change ya mind.

Not fair, lol.

 But, to the ladies, there is the OTHER side to dry humping isn’t there?

Huh, when the RED team comes to visit, dry humping is a way to keep yaself hot without comprising ya morals or making any messy decisions.

I don’t know how well known this is amongst the male population but SOME women are particularly horny during their monthlys. That is if their not torn the fuck up from stomach cramps, retained water, general pissed off with the world syndrome or not wanting to be touched or seen by ANYONE.

Come on, we’ve all been there…

 In a situation when you have a particularly randy lady on her regular, and she may not be feeling like putting a dick in her mouth, dry humping answers all questions.

Able to keep the feeling of genital-to-genital relations going, without the actual touching, allows you both to feel something. No point missing out… there’s ALWAYS a way.

 With such beautiful acts that take place in bed like the amazing 69 when the pussy is right in your face or the lovely view you get from a reverse cowgirl or the moment when someone is giving you head and you talk with your eyes or when you put your hands on the small of a woman’s back, doggystyle, and watch her ass shake OVER your hands or the feeling or a woman coming on you or the feeling of warm lips on your neck… (you get the point…)

With such beauiful acts and things to see, people forgo the dry humping in order to get on to other things.

But don’t forget, before you were of a sexual age, how GOOD dry humping used to feel. Sometimes a good humping would make your whole week.

It’s still useful.

 Ladies and gentlemen reading this blog, I challenge you…

Next time you have your lady of gentleman caller in a Isley Brothers situation (Between The Sheets), see if you can make them come from dry humping.

It may seem like a simple challenge but it requires smooth, fluid, constant hip movement, no drooping, straight grinding.

You remember.

You may have been able to do it before, but when was the last time you made her come like that before even taking any of her clothes off?

When was the last time you put your man down on the sofa and tribbed on him until he came on himself?

If you’re thinking, ‘why would I do that when I could just fuck them and done?’ then bye bye, see ya later, door is THAT way…

Where’s your sense of fun, of trying something?

You don’t have to tell your partner your doing it, just try it. See what happens.


By Mr Oh


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