We live next door to you.
We deliver your mail.
We drive your buses.
We create the melodies you dance to.
We do your hair.
We make your drinks.
We make your chicken and chips.
You see us on the train.
You say good morning to us every day.
We’re your FaceBook friends.
You send us BBMs every day.
You swap apps with us.
You drink with us.
You read our blogs.
And we are just watching you, hoping you will let us eat your pussy.
Ok, maybe not so dramatic…
But kinda true…
Okay, so the topic is Submissive Pussy Eaters.
Where do I start on such a juicy mouthful of a subject that is making my mouth water as I’m writing.
The submissive pussy eater, my friend, is a graduate from Team Pussy Eaters school of thought. But this particular clit lover enjoys a different style of ‘loving that labia’.
This person, male or female, is usually looked upon as a weaker of the two options… or three.
You have the submissive, dominant and the general ‘ I’ll do anything’ pussy eaters.
But, the submissive type is not so weak…
You see a submissive pussy eater is TOTALLY in control. Never forget that.
Forever ever, forEVER ever?
A submissive pussy eater is someone whose glass is ALWAYS full.
A woman who thinks SHE is winning when she’s grinding a face is sorely mistaken.
You see to think that holding the back of their head and REALLY suffocating their ass with your pussy is helping you out, well its MORE than helping them out.
They WANT you to get STRONG with their head.
They WANT you to open your lips and feed them.
They WANT you to rub your pussy up and down their face.
And talk shit to ’em too…
Oh sweet GEEZ LOUISE, talk to ’em…
Tell them their doing it wrong.
Hold their face and rub your pussy from forehead to chin.
Tell them their doing it right.
Make ’em work for it.
Call them something you would never say in your day-to-day life.
Work ’em like a full-time job with overtime.
Hold it away from them.
Mush ’em with it.
Treat them like the face they are.
Bring the rain and thunder.
Sing H-Town on ’em like ‘the RAIN is falling down’
Stop them because YOU wanted to.
Get rough with ’em.
Don’t mess about.
Get what you came for.
Ultimately that’s what they want. The pleasure, for them, is:
1) To be able to be the catalyst for your pleasure…
2) To WATCH to you ‘take advantage of their face’
3) For you to come on their face
Oh you HAVE to come on their face. It would be rude if you spent all that time painting their face with your colours and NOT completing the picture.
That’s their goal at the 90th minute.
Their flash of warm fruit juice.
Don’t forget that this isn’t just a one-way street. There are a host of women out there who like a bit of force when they give a blowjob, a hand in the hair, the ponytail hold, etc.
Although there is obvious power in being dominant, the submissive type get their pleasure and power from being able to be used for what they bring to the table. Which is the opportunity for you, YEAH YOU Miss, to live out the part of you that has always wanted the opportunity to just have a face and live out all your freaky ideas.
Maybe you have someone who gives you the opportunity to break out your hard wine on their tongue but they ARE rare.
But the minority that DO exist, make sure that you call the shots, you put them where you want them, you tell them the best way to make you come.
It’s all about you… but its not.
The pleasure is in the pleasure of watching pleasure.
There is nothing like looking up from between a pair of thighs and watching and FEELING an orgasm.
If you’ve been there, even if your not submissive, you KNOW that’s a beautiful sight to see.
Now if you have a submissive pussy eater at your disposal, you probably have your own ideas of how you’d like to take advantage of their face. I say face because, as you’ll see, its not just about just the mouth and the tongue.
There are a few positions that a submissive pussy eater thrives on and really give you, the face rider, the opportunity to let your tap flow.
SO… the first position is:
Lay back & relax:
Just lay back, put your legs up or lay ’em down, up to you. This is the classic position for getting pussy eaten from a submissive. Simple, straight to the point. Good position for getting that tongue in.
Allows you to grab the back of their head at that RIGHT moment and get that real SWEET Isley Brothers ‘In Between The Sheets’ hard wine on their mouth while their tongue hits the clit all slow.
Ass up, face down:
Don’t be afraid to put your ass in the air and tell that lowly sunnavabitch to put his or her face in. If they don’t move quick enough, grab the back of that neck and move ’em to YOUR rhythm.
In this position, you are more than allowed to get your ‘Atlanta stripper booty shake’ on with only the face to bounce back on.
Hip work is paramount here.
In this position, a submissive pussy eater can get their tongue ALL the way in and, if you’ve had that during a particularly sloppy session, you’ll know THAT is the SHIT.
There’s NO WAY I could physically know how good that feels but I DARE a woman who likes some good, sloppy stuff to tell me that does not feel good.
And don’t be scared to ride yourself up and down.
In fact, don’t be scared to do anything.
In any position with a submissive pussy eater, you may get to point where you feel like you are going a little TOO far with the way that your making a mockery of their face. It feels like there is no way that someone can enjoy the way that you are just coming over and over and over again.
And they’re just lapping it up.
Maybe you feel no way and wanna ride that face ’till the cows come home and the Sunday papers come out.
Either way, the most important thing with a submissive pussy eater is that they WANT you to push the limit of your imagination and be inventive, creative, destructive, damn near inhumane on ’em.
The pleasure is in the pleasure of watching, causing and feeling the pleasure.
By Mr Oh