HelloOoOoOoOoOo… Ladies and gents…
It’s been a minute or three since my last blog post and I can only put that down to a degree of premature writers block.
But last night, while staring at the moon, thinking nothing but sexy, borderline ethically questionable thoughts, something simple came on me… I mean came to me…
Something I’ve never really written about but touched on before.
When it comes time for the get down with the get down, there’s a BEVY of absolutely delicious noises and sounds that, if concentrated on, can be sweet sounds that you’ll be remembering long after orgasms have sprayed and multiple shakes have subsided.
More often these days, people like to turn the lights off or have their favourite sex mixtape playing in the background. But what they do is wallpaper over the beauty of the original structure. Translation, you miss a lot of sexy, memorable moments that you can replay over and over again when your in the mood to think about the last time you had your body given the business.
For example, a lady or man generally not happy with their body shape will have the lights out before underwear comes off… But the darkness then takes away a lot of delicious moments of sight that don’t need any special moves or tricks in order to create a turn on. The darkness doesn’t let you watch your hand slide down your partners body, or watching her back arch and her cheeks wobble when she’s riding him. For her, she doesn’t get to watch the moment when, after a little bit of that machine gun speed, he decides to slow down and slow stroke you as you lift your legs back and hold your thighs open for him.
Ladies know how delicous that moment is to feel… But to watch as well? It puts the vision with the feeling.
Watch it. Feel it.
And listen to it.
The sweet sugar nectar of the right SOUNDS of sex can be just as important as stamina, knowledge of different positons, patience, etc.
I’ll be the first person to suggest slow jams for sexy time but I’ll be the first, second and third to tell you to shut the music off and just listen to the person your making love to, fucking, slamming, linking, banging, tasting, basting or just sucking or fingering.
This is the type of subject I don’t really need to talk about as your own memories of sounds you’ve heard that turn you on should be circling your mind right now…
Of course its different strokes for different folks but you know what you like to hear, don’t you?
You may be a person who likes to hear the sound of their partner moaning in their ear. Or you may like to hear the clap of a hand on a butt cheek.
Your sound of moist choice could be the sound of her sucking and re-slopping saliva on your dick while its in her mouth or the sound or his tongue as it slurps thru your lips.
It could be the sound of a good long stroke from tip of his dick all the way to his balls, as her lips cream the length of him.
Your love of sounds could go as deep and intricate as the sound of her grabbing the sheets and squeezing for dear life…
Great sounds, and the rather obvious ones, are when your partner is moaning and groaning as your grinding and making them feel the intensity you want to deliver.
Or those niche sounds such as the sound of spit slapping on a clitoris before rubbing your dick in it before slipping it inside her.
The sound of wet pussy flicking, the sound of someone sucking air thru their teeth cuz the movement feels too damn sweet.
Those random mumblings that your partner mutters to themselves as they’re thrown into their favourite position… Those Muttley mumbles…
As I said before, its different strokes for different folks and some people don’t even like to hear the sounds of sex. They’re not really a fan of the sounds of hot, sticky skin slapping against each other. So they prefer to drown out, or remix their favourite sex songs with their moans.
But, and I can only speak for my freak, those sounds can sometimes be the thin line between coming before time and going on for another four hours.
There is something to listen to in every facet of sex that is twice as good as a sex song with harmonies and melodies.
You are the song, the beat, your body is the instrument, chemistry with your partner is the lyrics and your bed is the studio.
Each section of sex has human music in it, ready for you to download and listen to whenever you want to.
Foreplay – that moment when he first sees her. That moment when the world stands still when she opens the door and sees him standing there. She pulls him in and he pushes her against a wall, his face immediately directed to her neck while heavy breathing. His body excited at being in her presence. Her breath getting quicker as he kisses the spot in her neck that melts her. She moans, he gets harder and kisses her neck for longer. She reaches for her clothes, ready for him. The sound of her bra clasp opening, her heels coming off and clapping on the floor. The sound of her jeans sliding down her thighs.
Oral sex – if you can’t find something to listen to while some oral sex is going down then your either doing it wrong or someone is short changing you.
The sound of your partners mouth on your body parts should be all you need.
The sound of her concentrating on the dick she’s sucking, spitting and licking back up, taking it deeper to the point she gags.
His moans of set me free when she sits on his face, with a moan escaping his mouth with every rotation of her hips.
Saccharine entry – if you have both turned each other on enough, he should be hard as steel and she should be as wet as car wash.
The initial sound of pussy lips parting for the head of a strong, thick erection – the slight slop and sticky sound, the skin against skin, the deeper it gets, the wetter it sounds.
Then before you know it. The pussy gets wetter, her moans get louder, the slip slap slop between the thighs gets more and more moist.
The whole time, you are mentally downloading what you hear.
It’s like automatically recording the signs that tell you that you are having good sex.
Things that you can take back to your bed and masturbate to as you remember that exact moment.
Sounds in sex are very important. Sex without sounds is like black people and no chicken or the Wookie defence (for you South Park heads).
It makes no sense.
Sex is in the mind as well as the rest of the body and with more impetus on the strength of a good dick game and the ferocity and freedom with which women give head, little joys of sex such as the sounds we like to hear are seen as an afterthought.
I like to hear everything from the sound of panties pulled half off, to a moan while taking a dick to the back of her throat, wet pussy, heightened sexual pleasure, multiple orgasms, everything you can hear, I’m involved.
So the next time you get some, don’t play any music, don’t turn the lights off…
Enjoy the SOUND of sex.
By Mr Oh
Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh