There’s no lengthy intro or fancy words to describe what the hell this blog is about.
This is a simple, straight to the point question.
Who has to work the hardest when it comes to head; men or women?
This was a random thought I had when I was fighting through writer’s block and couldn’t string two words together.
I was thinking about oral sex, as per usual, and I could picture a man giving a woman some brilliant cunnilingus and then, on the other screen in my head, I could see a woman giving a man what can only be called the ‘Lethal’ treatment (shout out to Lethal Lipps with all that spit and shit).
And I thought, who has to work harder for the pleasure?
Is it women who have to measure up and work out how they’re gonna take the dick to the jaw or is it men, who have to analyze and formulate a plan of pussy attack before orgasms curl down their moustaches?
For me, this is an interesting question because when it comes to that goooooood intelligence (that’s slang for oral sex, just for you uneducated), you need to know what it is your partner likes.
You need to know HOW your partner likes.
You need to know what works best and what levels of best you should apply with your mouth.
You need to know what makes your partner’s chest rise and fall with no trouble at all.
But, when it comes to doing the damn thing with your lips and your tricks, it’s not as easy as it appears to be.
So, I’m gonna look at both sides and, at the end, come to a decision (pardon the pun) and say who has to work the hardest with their mouth for an orgasm. In my own opinion.
You may agree, you may disagree, you may be disgusted, you may lick your lips and suddenly feel in the mood to have your lower middle tickled just a little… let’s see…
So… let’s start with the ladies…
DO MY LADIES RUN THIS… nah, let’s not do that!
Ladies, let’s start with you.
When it comes to head, your quest for intelligence lies at the end of a blowjob.
The old dick in the mouth something.
When done right, it can be as good as actual intercourse and when done DAMN right, it can forgo the intercourse and make him buss and have to issue a “this has never happened before” type of apology.
But what about the giver of such knowledge? What about her battle to get her man to the happy place, which is either happy enough that he knows you’ve got skills, hard enough that he’s ready to fuck or wet and shrunk enough that he is laying there trying to catch his breath as an orgasm took him by surprise?
A woman will tell you that giving head isn’t as easy as they make it look. To us men, it looks like it’s as simple as bob, weave, dip, swirl, purse of the lips, lick, etc. but there’s a fair bit they have to take into account. Such as the size of the dick they’re about to conquer, the sensitivity, even the man himself is a factor.
Dicks are not easy to deal with. They grow, they shrink, sometimes they’ll blow before you know it.
But let’s start at the initial ‘suck’ part.
Not easy at ALL, especially if your one of those women with a small mouth and your facing a rather large dick before you.
If you have a generally medium-sized mouth and, in your sexual career, you’ve been known to deepthroat 8 inches with ease, you still have a lot to deal with. If you’re blessed with a disrespectful pair of full lips and the ability to deepthroat more length than he owns, you’ve still got a lot on your plate.
He could be a rough throat fucker, maybe he wants you to take it all the way down your throat and your only used to taking it up to your tonsils.
Maybe he likes his dick suck wetter than a beach towel in a tsunami and you can only muster up a battery-sized amount of spit.
Maybe he wants you to drop techniques only seen in porn, while your style is more Tulisa than Italia Blue.
Maybe he likes his balls licked and you think they look like weird meatballs and you don’t wanna do it.
And then there’s lockjaw… and that just sucks ass in general, no ladies?
There’s a lot to sucking a dick.
A lot of work, breathing techniques, wretch holding, hand twisting and multi-tasking involved and that’s before she has to deal with what to do with the orgasm once it arrives.
Does she swallow, does she not, does she take it to the face, does she take it on her breasts or does she bend the dick back and make him cum on himself?
It’s a big decision.
A big decision for a big moment.
Cuz dicks… they ain’t easy to take, orally that is.
But then, on the OTHER side of it, there’s the work that the men have to put in when it comes to cunnilingus.
The moment between a woman’s thighs.
For a man’s quest for supreme intelligence, he has to have his head game on a hundred, thousand, trillion as Kanye would say.
When it comes to giving a woman head, there is a LOT a man has to take into account. It’s not just about opening her legs and putting your mouth where you see a button.
She may not necessarily like her button dealt with in that way.
Maybe she wants her pussy fucked with a tongue.
Maybe she likes fingers added with a particular degree of moisture.
Maybe she wants single laps up and down with her lips held open.
Maybe she wants to hold your head and direct you.
Maybe she likes being able to face fuck you while calling you a ‘dirty fucker’.
Maybe she wants to do all those things and more… but, you have to be ready. And you have to be adaptable.
You have to be able to react and listen to her, respond to what she likes, repeat the thing that made her back arch and be willing to search for more.
And also fight off the lockjaw AGAIN.
(Head ain’t head until someone gets lockjaw!)
Then you have to make her cum. Now if you’ve decided to go down on a woman then you HAVE to make her cum from it.
That’s the unwritten rule!
You don’t go to Costco and leave with a plastic bag of items, you leave with boxes. As many as you can take!
With so many zones of enjoyment in and around the vagina, you have to learn, and learn quick, what she likes to the point that her hips rise and fall because it’s started to feel that good. When you find it and you work it, you could be there for seconds or double figure minutes.
That’s the roll of the dice that comes with cunnilingus.
Now, in my opinion, who has to work the hardest for that SUPREME intelligence?
No disrespect to women and the work they have to put in when it comes to slurping and burping on a man’s Melvin but you have it easy in comparison to men.
And I’ll tell you why.
Women, you have one straight, up standing piece of work ahead of you, and two small assignments hanging below. Because of the shape of the upstanding piece of work and the two small assignments, you don’t have to venture far away from a repetitive movement on any of the three.
You know any part of his dick you touch with your mouth is generally gonna make him feel like its all good in the hood.
Working your mouth in a sweet, delicious way will be the medicine for his sickness.
Sucking the head with a bit of a slurp sound will make him harder than he ever thought possible.
A deepthroat all the way to the base of him will make his dick venture past your mouth and into your throat, and that’s a whole different type of feeling.
Maybe a bit of a gag sound, maybe a whole LOT of a gag sound could help.
Add saliva from a wet mouth and the inclusion of hands and ladies, you LITERALLY have men by the balls.
You know you’ve got that easy work when you blow him for five minutes or less and he’s blowing harder than Chinese math.
That’s that woman who found a way to give maximum pleasure with minimal effort.
Not knocking ya at all.
In fact GOD BLESS YA!
But you DO have it easier.
We DO have a task on our hands sometimes, don’t we?
That lockjaw kicks in like a muuug and you have to find an adaptive style that helps rest ya jaw but keep the pleasure coming.
It takes a hot minute to find that EXACT move or combination of moves that makes it feel the way it should.
Unlike the phallus of man, woman is built with a sugar-walled reception area, equipped with a button that likes to be pressed but only a certain way. Inside this reception area are lovely walls lean on and touch and, if you have the tongue length, you reach the place deep inside the reception room that only most dicks reach.
If you work it wrong, it can instantly close up and monkey wrench anything further between you. You know what I mean when she has to reach down and show you how it should be done. And not showing you in the sexy way either. I mean that annoyed way where you can damn near hear her huffing and puffing in frustration cuz you’re just not getting it. And that never feels good.
Of course it bruises the ego!
We’re men, and we’re proud and we think that if we are eating your pussy, we have the skill and the ingenuity to work around until we enter the right combinations to unlock an orgasm.
She may like it this way…
Nibbled just a lil bit…
Feather like touches just over the hood of her clit…
She may need that bullet motion where you keep as much pressure on her clit with your tongue as possible… then hum.
Maybe she likes her clit enveloped between two fingers while gripping a nipple, tonguing her pussy jussssssst inside and to the right while humming The Cosby Show theme tune.
Or the classic straight fuck the pussy with your tongue and try and get it in as far as you can!
Who knows, the possibilities are endless.
As much work as it CAN be to find the right grooves for the song, its still a pleasurable experience and, when done right, can be enjoyed more by the eater than the plate of food writhing in ecstasy.
There is nothing more GRRRRRRRREAAAT than making a woman cum using your mouth. Then have her look down at you like, “well where the hell did THAT come from?”
Maybe you get the audio, moaning, shuddering then breathing heavy version but the message is the same.
Really, it doesn’t matter how hard either sex works when it comes to delivering that supreme intelligence, as long as they are willing to put in whatever work is necessary to get the job done. Whether that job is simply pleasing, warming up for something else, cumming or just to fill the time, put that work in.
Represent with your mouth and supply that SUPREME INTELLIGENCE!
I did also hear bisexual women apparently give THE best head so maybe that just negates my whole blog…
Damn women… always gotta win!