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It’s a blowjob

For some this is the end all be all of sex.
No complex positions.
It gets no better than a good night of this.
Sometimes requires a flexible wrist.
It serves as a brilliant alarm clock.
A time when a sloppy job is the cherry on top.
The more daring you dare to be with it the better.
Can be a good indication of his stamina.
Many a man have FULLY crossed the bridge into ‘I’M COMING’ before anything has really gotten started.
Rough works with the smooth.
Watch him hold your head for a better groove.
Eye contact is fine and dandy.
Moist grips are handy.
A quick fix when he’s felling randy.

Yep, that’s right, I’m talking about the blowjob.
Oral sex for men.
The session starter or the event finisher.
A soft ride on an ocean wave or a trip to the dirtiest parts of ANY hood in the world.

Known by many MANY variations all over the world, blowjobs are also known as fellatio, getting a hummer, oral sex, razzmatazz, dome, slurping and burping, brain, cocky shakedown, slob on my knob, Becky (Miss Becky if ya nasty), smoking the pole, washing Big Ben, neck, global warming, Nicki skins, knowledge, Monica Lewinsky, shines (or shiner), special kiss, dinner, Vicki Minaj, skull fucking, dessert, karoake for one, blowie, milking, sucky sucky, sloppy top, jerk, talking to the trouser snake, spit on the mic, space travel, just the tip, head wash, cock sucking, mic check, child-minding, blessed assurance, tongue Braille, giving the stump speech, heavenly, koko lick, or special attention (R.I.P. Bernie Mac), lip service, good mouth, bust down, the flag salute, tongue twisting, skulliosis, library time… whatever you call it, the practice is the same.

It’s the act of a penis in the mouth.

I’m not quite sure where the name blowjob came from but there are apparently two trains of thought for it’s origin.
In Victorian times it was apparently called the ‘below-job’ relating to being below a man’s waist when doing your thang. The other train of thought is that the term ‘blow’ is when a man comes and he blows, a la a volcano.
The job part is obviously because it can feel like a long shift at work when that dick just won’t come. But we’ll get to technique later.

Whatever it’s called, wherever the name came from, whoever came up with it, who had the first one, it does NOT matter.
Porn style, home style or dry style, it’s all the same suck.

Guess we should start off with the negatives…

There are still women out there who refuse to lend their knowledge to a man’s member. Not because they don’t know him that well and don’t wanna do it yet or they don’t feel comfortable sucking THIS particular dick, but because they just DON’T do it.
You know ’em, I know ’em, men have met her when she’s kissed a stomach then, instead of going lower, she comes back up like she got lost.
When she is asked about head, or if the subject even comes up, she either cringes, frowns or offers her opinion on the subject, which is usually, ‘nah, I’m not into them kinda things.’
You gotta get your Chris Rock voice on like, “you look at women like that like a damn Betamax like, ‘they still make you’?”
But you really DO look at them like, ‘DO they still make you?’
I mean damn gurl, that’s soOoOoOoOoOo 1995 (unless you weren’t born then.)

The worst thing is trying to convince someone to suck ya dick. It’s not as enjoyable as when a woman goes there before you even have to ask.
Like Chris Rock, my FAVOURITE women are those who like nothing better than to suck a dick. Those women who make it their life’s work to make it seem like they are the start and end of all blowjobs.
A woman who knows how to work her wrist and her tongue at the same time that she squeezes the smallest amount of saliva onto the head of a dick.
That lady who will hold onto a man’s member and look up ay him, asking with her eyes, ‘what do you want me to do?’
Who gives you the look just before disappearing below your waistline.
She’s not scared to moisten up her palm and lick the sides just before taking the length of it into her throat in a feat of magic and OH MY GOD WHERE DID IT GO?!

Oh yeah, men really do like those women… don’t always meet ’em but when they do, they try everything to keep them around. Unless they come with drama, issues and problems that make them more trouble than their worth to have around.
Usually the way.

God bless ya… ALL…

You know who you are…
You know where they live and you know just how good your skills are don’t ya miss lady?!
Ain’t no shame in your game?
You OWN that dick when you have it don’t ya?
You know your man’s dick better than he knows it himself… you know when you take it deep and stick ya tongue out how much he likes that on a Sunday morning.

The woman that loves have a dick in her mouth is in no way, shape or form a hoe, a tramp, a bitch, a skank, a smut or anything of the like. Okay, sometimes she can be… but just because she likes to have a penis between her jaws, doesn’t make her so. She could just like what she does.
And be very good at it.
Some men have spent time lost in the thoughts of HOW she got to be so good at doing what she does, but who fucking cares? Just enjoy the swallowship she earned and get that higher learning (okay, 51 terms for head).

To suck a dick well, for him, is to make your mouth feel as good if not better than the pussy will be. If you think about good head, you will notice that the head feels really good when the mouth at your disposal feels, grinds and grooves like a vagina.
Hands, saliva, technique, etc. will all be looked at and covered in-depth so… let’s get it in…

Okay, there are many ways to suck a good penis. Some ways take simple technique, some require multi-tasking of the highest degree. But here are a few tips on what to do and what to use to give that good sloppy toppy…

HANDle ya biznass…

Blowjobs aren’t just about the mouth involved. Oh no no no… there are plenty of other factors and activities to take into account and one of them is ya hands. Sure a guy likes it when a woman can suck a dick with no hands (controlling it with her mouth) but you also have to know the right grip to put on it. No one likes the G.I Joe kung fu grip because the head inflates, it looks more like a mushroom cloud after a nuclear explosion.
A woman’s hand, compared to a man’s is soft and gentle like the hair treatment. So that is the same kinda grip you have to bring to the job when your employed.
Soft hands, slipping OVER the skin as opposed to gripping the dick up, is preferred… but don’t be scared to give it a it of a strong tug every now and then. But not too much…
Another hand aspect is all about your wrist work. A flexible wrist is your best friend and keeps ya man happy when your taking a deep breath after taking it in the back of ya throat for too long.
Up and down twist is a preferred favourite, which means you work ya hand up and down and twist ya hand so ya grip moves around the dick at the same time.
During sloppy time, this grip is the bomb diggy.
If you really wanna get up with the down stroke, use both hands, like Superhead taught ya. (If ya of an older school then what Kitten and Janet Jac’me taught ya.)

Mouth

Giving a blowjob is a LOT more difficult than just opening ya mouth into an ‘O’ and moving ya lips on it.

C’MON SON!

There is much more to do.
This section is probably the most important when it comes to blowjobs because, without the mouth, it’s just… a man masturbating.
A woman’s mouth, as sexy as it is when words are coming out of it, is the source for all pleasure when giving a blowjob so it is necessary that you keep it moving and changing with it. What I mean is don’t get trapped pursing your lips into a tight little sphincter… mix it up…
Do that for a bit but then open ya mouth wide and let your lips surround his entire dick. Like take it deep… if you can’t take it deep, take it as far as you can… but show him that your lips are open enough to TRY…
Don’t let lockjaw beat ya either…
Sometimes the dreaded lock up kicks in and you feel like you need to stop for a while otherwise you might get stuck like that and that is NOT the one to have to explain in a hospital emergency room.
Keep the mouth moist. No one likes a dry mouth. At all.
It’s like sex with no sound or fuck faces.
What’s the point?

Tongue and saliva

Since mouth was the last, might as well keep it in the same area and talk about the tongue and saliva. Sort of like the shoes and matching handbag for a sexy outfit.
Ya tongue during a blowjob is like second gear in a car… it’s a better gear, you can go faster and you can even start the car in that gear.
Don’t be a victim and let it sit in the base of your mouth doing nothing while your lips do all the work. That’s a punks way out.
You have no idea how much extra pleasure you’re NOT delivering by keeping it silent or still. Get it out there. Flick it around, stretch it out, poke it in and out really quickly, curl it AROUND the dick… work it baby WORK IT!!!
The sensation of your mouth working how it’s working is one thing but throw in the tongue, with its top taste bud side and smooth slippery side, and you are giving him another realm of pleasure all together.
A real good head-er can make a man come with just her tongue running along the underside of his dick, because she knows.
What does she know?!
She knows that the right treatment on the underside of the dick is the good groove to the song called Make Him Buss.
If you’ve ever done this, then you know but sometimes, it’s a nice lil trick to take him in on some deepthroat. Then, if your blessed with the skills to pull this off, stick ya tongue out and see if you can lick his balls at the same time.
OoOoOo… if you can get the balls into your mouth at the same time, call it the dick dog. (The dick dog is when you wrap a testicle around the dick and offer it on the table like a hot dog.)

With the tongue, you gotta throw some saliva in there. You just gotta.
You gotta gotta gotta…

Dammit woman, you GOTTA!
As I said before, no one likes a dry mouth or dry anything when it comes to sex for that matter. The wetter the better.
Saliva, spit, slob, whatever you call it, is a MAJOR addition and MAJOR pleasure when it comes to getting some head.
Men, not all, love a bit of sloppy treatment when it comes to conditions of the brain.
WOW… the sloppier the better!
Sometimes, a man can see when a woman doesn’t mind getting the dick wet but doesn’t go the WHOLE hog and spit on the dick!

DO THAT!!!
He wants you to do it… you may feel a little out of character considering people spend time trying to keep saliva IN their mouths but, as I said, the wetter the better.
Here’s a good one… spit a nice, frothy, glob on the top of his dick and then take it nice and deep… the spit, with her lips, should end up around the base of his dick nice and slippery.
It’s a move I learned from Lethal Lipps.

Technique

How do you suck a dick?!
If you haven’t figured out how to do it so far then damn, you need to watch a little porn…
Specifically watch artists like Italia Blue, Lacey Duvall and Lethal Lipps… Oh boy, watch she…
If you don’t know how to suck a dick… she will SHOW you some thangs…

When I was thinking of writing this blog, someone gave me some advice on what to write and they said:

“Circle your tongue around the head, the tongue has different textures. Taste buds on top, rougher in comparison to under the tongue where its smoother and there’s a groove in the middle. If you like, crunch ice/ or small ice cubes, and slow such, warm n cold contrast. Lick from the base of the dick, and follow that vein. Hold the just the head between soft warm lips, and lick tip with tip of tongue, then suddenly take in all of the cocky, like when I chick is bouncing on the tip of the dick, then she slams down. Stare at it, admire it, using the whole tongue,just lick it, spit on it (not that you do that with a chupa chup), enjoy it, moan, either close eyes and take it all in, or stare directly at him, right into his soul. Massage the balls gently, lick them too, become friendly and moist and cream him with your cream. She gets to taste her on him. When he feels like he’s getting close, slow down, the motion. French kiss the head, don’t tuck/ fold in lips, expose them so he feels the fullness of her lips all over the head…And turn your own head while sucking it in an up and down motion.”

There is technique all over this quote…
I won’t say who sent it to me but, I imagine they know what they’re talking about.

This has been a mammoth journey through dick sucking, head giving, knowledge lending and mouth fucking… but by the time you read this, if you’ve never blessed a mic in ya life, you should feel more than confident to drop some slob on the top, swallow some pre-cum before it pops and feel his cock hit that deep spot.

Blowjobs are cool.
They can be a quick fix during half-time or a special moment when it happens for the first time. It can be something that is an understood agreement between two friends or a special moment when you are lucky enough to be blessed with the best blowjob you’ve ever imagined you could receive.
Foreskin or no foreskin, which is another blog post all together, a blowjob is really REALLY nice.
Sure some women feel degraded for being on their knees in front of a man but, if that’s the case, sit on the sofa and do it or lie on top of him in a 67 + 2 motion.

Either way, lick it, suck it, nibble the head of it, bite it softly, hum on it lovely… but whatever you do…

Just do it…

1)You may like it and
2)He’ll definitely thank you for it!

By Mr Oh

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Good clitoral behaviour


Here’s a question that didn’t make the ‘Questions for Grown freaks’ blog post but…

Women, how many men would you have thrown out of your bed, or how many beds would you have gotten out of if the other person didn’t know the correct prim and proper clitoris behaviour?
Would you have had as much sex as you’ve had if you got yo ass out the bed when said person treated your clit with the disrespect it didn’t deserve?

Clitoral behaviour is basic, old school training that everyone and their mama should know about. Ya mama probably knows about it too, though its not the type of thing you wanna think about.
Men may not realise but clitoral behaviour is very VERY important. It’s important to do it well but it’s also important to know it so you can do it right…

It wasn’t in any sex education class, nor did ya bredrins tell you about it when they spun their tales of sexual conquests.
The first time seeing pussy, I remember looking at a clitoris and thinking, ‘what the hell pleasure can you get from that little thing? Looks like the power button on a TV remote.’
Turns out there’s a lot of pleasure to be found behind the hood of a clitoris.
For some women, it’s more pleasurable than intercourse.
Many a man has met a woman thinking he is going to get some, only to get some clit play and sent on his way, pissed off.
But the clit is more than a power button… well… it IS a power button.
Press it the right way and you will get better than HD/3D results live.

Clitoral behaviour is about how you approach it, how you touch it, how you treat it, feel it, blow it, lick it, be one with it, define it… do what the hell it tells you to!
A woman’s whole libido can be thrown out the window if ya fingers are too eager to get between her smile without stopping at her clitoris. And if ya clit technique isn’t respectful, that’s another way to change a mood.
Or… and this is the worst, if ya getting hot and bothered and you, as a man, think ‘we’ve been kissing and grinding and groping long enough, I’m taking a finger and I’m going in.’ You slide a hand in, only to have it moved back UP to the clit.
Plenty of men have had this done and felt that momentary iota of shame, like, ‘dammit, should’ve gone clit first’.

So, first rule of clitoral behaviour…
Always go clit first when indulging in finger play. IF you know you have her wet enough to go finger first then do so but remember, playing with her clit can make her wet (if she isn’t) or make her wetter.

Next rule of good clitoral behaviour is about your method of massage. Now THIS rule is a very important one and your attention should be fully paid here. Why? Because you are, in essence, challenging her. I’ll explain…
A woman masturbates. And, when a woman masturbates, it’s something different to when a man does.
(Besides the obvious differences.)
A man wraps and works and that’s basically it, maybe he’ll spit on his palm first or lotion up but the premise is the same. So when it comes to a woman jerking him off, she is challenging his OWN technique to see if her own way of doing it matches up with his enough to make him come.

But, a woman, in all her splendorous splendor, needs more than just one way of working it when it comes to her clit.
When a woman plays with herself, fast fingers work but slow fingers also work. Up and down with one can be righteous at the RIGHT time but small circles with three fingers (two holding the lips open and one circling) can make her grab for the sheets.
She might enjoy two quick fingers brushing across from left to right, or a strong, periodic flick at the right time.
So many ways…

Where was I…?

Ah yes… paying attention…

The reason I said to pay attention is because, if you’ve managed to have her in a few different situations such as phone sex or been able to watch her masturbate, then you already know what she needs and how she needs it.
You already have the answers to the question she is asking in her head, which is, ‘will this motherfucker even know where my clit is?’
If you’re meeting someone new, and you haven’t crossed those voyeuristic bridges yet, then you’d have to go in blind. But, you gotta pay the same attention.
Pay attention to her.
Going in blind means you have to feel for her feeling.
Don’t think you can mimic ya trigger finger during a COD: Black Ops session on her clit.

Come on son.
Have some finesse with it.

Try different massages and finger combinations until you find that thang that makes her inhale her own breath, that makes her hug you real tight, that magically delicious thing that makes her hips start to wine and grind on ya fingers. (That’s quite easy to do when you have a finger or two inside her, but get her hips moving with some finger combinations on just her clit and you’ll feel proud of yourself.)
Once you found that something that she likes, don’t stick with it, keep it percolating… find what ELSE she likes, but keep THAT move in ya mental roladex.

Next rule of good clitoral behaviour is a short and simple one. Always remember, and never forget, to EXPOSE the clit. Before you play with it, lick it, grind on it, always expose it. A clit with a hoodie is like going to the hairdressers or barbers and having the best hairstyle ever, then covering it with a trucker cap. No one is getting to REALLY benefit.
You can play with a clit over the hood and be fine and dandy, but to let it out, free and exposed, that’s straight contact. And nothing beats straight contact.
Finger or tongue, nothing beats straight contact.

Next rule is… not to forget the clit!
Due to the fact that there are plenty of other good , fun, curvy rides on your theme park, men like to try and explore them all. And, okay, SOMETIMES, we forget about the rides we started on.
We can START there, move onto the having a finger inside, nipples reach mouths, panties come off, things wrap up, things slip in and before you know it, the casabah is rocking.
This is not true of all of us but it does happen.
If you know what ya doing then you already keep the clit alive and throbbing in whatever position you can reach it in. Even if you can’t reach it, you still seek it. (Doggystyle)
Good example of such is if a woman is on top and working like she’s TRYING to make you come.
Reach for it yes.
Good way to display her multi-tasking skills. Because if she’s got you right where she needs you, the introduction of clit play will bring another level of pleasure. She may try and move ya hand. But notice I did say TRY.

I can’t throw in a rule about how to EAT a pussy using good clitoral behaviour… every man is different… plus I’ve blogged about such subjects before (see: Submissive Pussy Eaters and All about eating pussy… tips, tricks & secret licks)
But I will say be gentle with it.
Again, exposing the clit let’s you get that straight contact. And even if your technique sucks (pardon the pun) she can at least get something out of it, hopefully.
Put your tongue in the same gear as ya finger was before and make it work for ya.
Since you’re there, dip ya tongue inside a few times then come back to the clit for a VERY nice sound from her. (Go head, try it, I’ll wait…)

While I’m waiting, I’ll finally say that the basics of good clitoral behaviour all start and end with paying attention to her!
If you know how your lady likes her lower level played with then you already know what your doing, but, for someone tasting someone new for the first time, you gotta make sure pay attention to her.
It’s so simple and, really if we did it more when it came to observing good clitoral behaviour, you’d probably be squirting by now (unless your one of those lucky ladies who changes her sheets REGULARLY!)

In a situation where you feel you are displaying good behaviour and she takes ya hand or fingers and SHOWS you how to do it, OBVIOUSLY you might feel a little way about it. Like you don’t know what your doing. But don’t take it so.
Take the guide and the movement hints and make it work for ya.
Adapt it… but not too much… she might it like just like that…

Just… like… that…

So the next time you have the opportunity to make with the massage at clit o’clock, take these rules with you and see how well you observe good clitoral behaviour.

If you’ve done it right then she will be letting you know how well you did.

By Mr Oh

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Dry humping

 

A forgotten art.

Left in the dusty cupboards of old shit people USED to do in the old days before SEX came along.

Not true young buckaroo…

Dry humping is, and can be, as useful as a blowjob and in the right circumstances, as good as sex itself.

Don’t worry, I’m gonna explain myself on this one…

 Let’s go back to the year 1997…

 For me, teenage years…

 Between school and college, girls were around and, if you lucky enough to get one round to your house before mum came home, you scored.

In such delicate situations, you had to make sure you had enough drink to offer her, the right Jodeci mixtape and the right reason to invite her to your bedroom.

Once she was there, you were ALMOST home.

Sex was NEVER EVER expected. Hoped for, but never expected. Shit, just the chance to get a kiss and maybe a grope of a breast was considered a successful afternoon. If she let you touch her lady garden over her panties, that was a bonus 100 points. If you got IN the panties… WELL, that’s masturbation material for later on.

If she wasn’t interested in having sex, that was cool… unfortunately Freek n You didn’t work this time.

But what it did get you was 10-15 minutes of some good old, top of the clothes, breathing and heaving, adjust the dick moving, pre-cum staining, once or twice cum hiding moments that were JUST what you needed.

You were sorted! You could go to your boys the next day and tell the story that she was moaning and groaning and she did this and she did that, without having to explain that all you got was some simple dry humping.

 The pratice of dry humping is usually to INTRODUCE the sex. Packaged with some good foreplay, lying on top of your partner and rocking and rolling them, lining things up, making sure they can FEEL the movement where it needs to be felt.

Now THAT’S some good dry humping.

 Add a real good, sensual kiss from my previous blog (A simple kiss) and that session of tribbing against each other will feel as good as the actual penetration itself. Some of you may think that that is not possible but the REAL dry humpers out there are smelling what I’m cooking (the men who know to have the dick pointing up so when the erection kicks in, it’s straight in line with her clitoris and the women who know how to move their hips the RIGHT way.)

There is another side to dry humping.

Practiced by women REGULARLY, dry humping can be used as something to just palm a man off with. Invite him over, things start to get a bit heated, maybe you don’t feel the moment anymore, give him some simple dry humping then change ya mind.

Not fair, lol.

 But, to the ladies, there is the OTHER side to dry humping isn’t there?

Huh, when the RED team comes to visit, dry humping is a way to keep yaself hot without comprising ya morals or making any messy decisions.

I don’t know how well known this is amongst the male population but SOME women are particularly horny during their monthlys. That is if their not torn the fuck up from stomach cramps, retained water, general pissed off with the world syndrome or not wanting to be touched or seen by ANYONE.

Come on, we’ve all been there…

 In a situation when you have a particularly randy lady on her regular, and she may not be feeling like putting a dick in her mouth, dry humping answers all questions.

Able to keep the feeling of genital-to-genital relations going, without the actual touching, allows you both to feel something. No point missing out… there’s ALWAYS a way.

 With such beautiful acts that take place in bed like the amazing 69 when the pussy is right in your face or the lovely view you get from a reverse cowgirl or the moment when someone is giving you head and you talk with your eyes or when you put your hands on the small of a woman’s back, doggystyle, and watch her ass shake OVER your hands or the feeling or a woman coming on you or the feeling of warm lips on your neck… (you get the point…)

With such beauiful acts and things to see, people forgo the dry humping in order to get on to other things.

But don’t forget, before you were of a sexual age, how GOOD dry humping used to feel. Sometimes a good humping would make your whole week.

It’s still useful.

 Ladies and gentlemen reading this blog, I challenge you…

Next time you have your lady of gentleman caller in a Isley Brothers situation (Between The Sheets), see if you can make them come from dry humping.

It may seem like a simple challenge but it requires smooth, fluid, constant hip movement, no drooping, straight grinding.

You remember.

You may have been able to do it before, but when was the last time you made her come like that before even taking any of her clothes off?

When was the last time you put your man down on the sofa and tribbed on him until he came on himself?

If you’re thinking, ‘why would I do that when I could just fuck them and done?’ then bye bye, see ya later, door is THAT way…

Where’s your sense of fun, of trying something?

You don’t have to tell your partner your doing it, just try it. See what happens.

 

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The Animal inside

 

 

It’s not you… well it IS you…

But you don’t always KNOW it’s you…

Allow me to explain…

The animal in you is the OTHER side of YOU that comes out when something, somewhere on your body is being treated JUST right.

You can’t explain it, you don’t think about it, shit, sometimes you don’t even remember it. But it happens.

How many times have you had an orgasm, or a SERIES of orgasms, then lay next to your partner and they’ve said something like, “since when do you call me a dirty fuck face fucker?”

And you reply, “I said that?”

That may have been your animal taking over.

They like to do that sometimes.

How many times have you ripped a top off someone, ripped a pair of tights in hungry anticipation, bitten someone when all you planned to do was lick ’em, make the kind of sound you’d hear in the background of the Thriller graveyard scene.

The animal is usually a hungry beast that is unleashed when your right spot is treated the right way.

For different folks, there’s different strokes.

A soft lick flick on the side of her neck, just under her ear.

Two moist fingers on his nipple while your giving him head.

A big kiss on the inside of her thigh.

A kiss full of passion, desire, need, sex and all that good stuff.

Anything.

Some folks live and breathe with their animals out on full blast at all times.

Never suck a dick without it.

But when those folk let their animals out, you best hold on to something because they will, in the purest sense of the term, FUCK YOU UP!

You may feel like you had a fight and lost.

But, we’ll get into that…

Animals, not like dogs, cats, lions, tigers, bears (oh my)

It’s more of a feeling. A rush of blood that travels through you and makes you feel like you need to impart some serious pleasure on someone or you just might explode. In the reverse, you may NEED that pleasure put on you in the same way.

Animals are usually dormant.

Sleeping a soft sweet silent slumber silently skulking for a sinful saccharine situation.

There are usually a few ways to open the cage that unleashes the beast in another person, though that’s for you to KNOW your partner enough that you are an expert in bussing that lock.

Once awake, there should be a fat lady singing somewhere REAL soon.

Animals want to please or be pleased.

That is there only purpose.

And something you did woke them up.

And now you have to satiate them.

Or they’ll do it for you.

For men and women it’s different.

Guys, at times, allow their animals out early and may seem rather rushy rushy with the proceedings, trying to get to the good stuff before the GOOD stuff.

Forgiven, it’s something that you did woman that made him so eager and hungry.

Don’t get it twisted though, it’s not ALL of those men who are like that.

There are those who just have no game and think foreplay is a mixtape R.Kelly did way back when, therefore have no idea of it’s benefits or see the point in wasting time with it.

Tut tut tut fellas.

Women… ahhh… now they have animals that make them say and do anything.

You can hold a woman’s neck and lick it with a real slow up and down tongue flick, with her head to the sky, and watch her move away and look at you like, “Mama needs to feed!”

And feed she will.

This type of animal prefers the rougher treatment. It’s the oil for her engine, trust me.

Whatever she wants just GIVE IT to her. For the love of gawd GIVE IT HER.

You could NOT. *evil laugh here*

And that would piss her off.

That’s sometimes a good place to go.

Although you’ll almost, DEFINATELY, come away with a scratch, bruise, bite mark, black eye or a pinch internal bleed.

An animal makes head a WHOLE LOT OF SLOP and a lot more animalistic head thrashing. There might be some humming, some heavy hand work and some throat-flexing deepthroat.

A quick stop, get up, over to the bed, bent over, directing you to get into position quickly.

Quicker… QUICKER…

Don’t make her wait.

BUT…

On the other hand, a woman’s animal can be soft, gentle and in need of a light touch to give her what she needs.

Her intensity may not APPEAR the same as the rough stuff in the butt animal, but her desire, her wants and the cage are the same.

A soft animal may have the sudden urge to shower you with kisses.

You may have had her on her back, flat, looking good and all that, and you were working your hips the way you do.

And she was doing it back, the way she does.

And then BAM…

You hit something that made her back arch or her forehead frown or a short sharp scream escape from her throat.

Then…

She looks at you.

And she reaches out for you.

Like she has to feel you close to her.

NOW…

Whatever you did made her NEED to kiss you.

A sexual attempt to try and give away the same amount of pleasure that she is currently feeling. Or it’s a nice cherry on top of the cake she’s tasting.

The kiss isn’t like a quick join of the lips and then back to the loving.

Oh no no, hell no…

She may wrap her arms around your neck because the kiss she needs means your not going anywhere.

She wants to taste you, to feel the same passion in your lips that she feels inside.

Animals have accents.

They LOOK like the person your fucking.

They have evil grins.

They growl.

Their not scared to slap you.

They JUST might draw blood.

They love that thing you do with you tongue and your finger.

They can taste your scent in the back of their throat.

Your presence alone wakes them up.

They make you forget moments in time.

They put you in shit you don’t even realise you do.

They snarl.

They’ll put you in a sexual figure four leg lock.

They know what they want.

And they want it NOW…

Just give it to em… for the LOVE A GAWD give it to ’em…

Otherwise they’ll just take it…

And that’s REALLY fun too…

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Little things that make BIG explosions

Little things… (thanks @SimoneKarmaRae)

The things that make you smile to yourself when no-one else is around.
They take place every day.
Right in front of you.

Driving down a long road and every light happens to be green, working in the office and you roll up a paper ball and shoot from the three-point line and SWISH, finding money in your clothes that you didn’t know was there, etc.

In the bedroom, the LITTLE things can cause big explosions and inspire a normal person to become an animal in the blink of an eye.

Different people have different triggers but we all have something we like to see or do or feel that makes us go from cool, calm, collected lovers to damn beasts.

When I say little things, I mean minute things like watching a woman take a top off.

Oh sweet mercy and Red Sea, watching a woman take over a top in preparation for some loving is such a sexy thang. Especially if she’s taken her jeans/trousers/skirt off first.

Standing there… looking all leggy and righteous. Then she reaches for her top, crosses her arms and up and over it comes.

The way she takes it off isn’t where the sexy is found, it’s in the reveal of her skin. As a man, you know that if the top has come off, you’re doing okay, but to be presented with her skin so close to you, makes you wanna get the party started. Damn near ravish the woman.

At the right time, a little thing can not only add an extra spark of electricity to the union, it can make a person come, it can put a person to SLEEP and can make a woman have a multiple orgasm.

The scale of little things that people like is so varied that this post could go on and on and on… but each ‘thing’ is understandable and can be appreciated by anyone. Even if it is a bit on the weird, freaky, WTF side.

A dude who likes his ass played with could be looked at with ridicule and shouts of ‘homo’ by closed minded folk, but those men who have indulged before can understand at least. And those that aren’t down at least know that there is SOME sort of pleasure to be gained from it.

They just ain’t ready to open up, pardon the pun.

A woman who likes a man to run his fingers in between her toes may not get a hi-five from those who are afraid of toes but you can at least appreciate that foot play DOES have some turn-on capabilities.

Obviously, those are two examples of extremes of little things but they vary from person-to-person.

Funny thing about little things is that the best time they happen is when the person doing them doesn’t realise that they are doing it.

Watching her bend over to get something out of a cupboard and the top of her panties peek out. Not a whole string, just the top.

A little frill from the top of a pair of purple French knickers.

Running her hands through her hair, clearing her face and sighing heavily while closing her eyes. She looks like she’s drifting away for a moment.

Am I the only one who wants to get into her space, steal her breath and be inches away from her when she opens her eyes?

Little things that happen outside the bedroom live in your memory when you get into the bedroom.

You remember last week when you watched her spray perfume on her neck as you now lick behind her ear and she hums like an old negro spiritual.

She’s riding you so hard, it’s like she’s trying to erase you from existence and all you can think about is when you watched her randomly putting her panties on, sliding them over her calves, sliding them up her thighs and POPPING over the caboose…

 

CHOO CHOO!!!

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo…. I’ve got a good one.

Watching her eat or drink something.

Oh yeah… I’m gonna go into this one…

Make it clear how a small turn on becomes a large, humongous, back-cracking burden.

Your sitting in front of him.

Your out or at home, your choice.

Let’s say your out.

There is food or drink in front of you.

Let’s make it some alcohol.

Something you’ve never tried before but always wanted to.

You pick up the glass, you look at it, analyse the colour, get close so you can smell its essence.

ALREADY, he’s watching you.

The way you hold the glass, how your eyes wonder at the mystery in front of you, the sweet sin across your face as you like what your nose inhales.

He’s picturing how you’ll hold his dick, how you’ll look at it and analyse it before you suck it, the way you smile just before you give him your ‘tried-and-tested’, make-em-buss-quick-not-to-be-messed-with head game.

And you haven’t even sipped it yet.

The first sip is the first lick.

The savour of the flavour is the moment she looks up with eyes that say, “I’m taking this dick to school,” just before deep-throating.

The swallow, followed by the appreciation of each and every ingredient, is the moment after the first lick and suck. And she looks at him like, “If you can’t handle that, then THIS is gonna kill ya!”

  • A woman’s walk
  • Being on a train or bus and she’s holding a rail and her shape defines right in front of you
  • Adjusting her bra strap
  • Brushing fluff from her thighs
  • Turning to face you with a look of, “What did you say?”
  • Biting her lips
  • Washing plates and dancing to herself
  • Licking her lips
  • Listening to her SLOW JAM and watching her gentle she becomes with herself
  • Breathing in general
  • Doing ANYTHING in oversized tracksuit bottoms, a t-shirt or vest and a headtie

 

Like I said before, little things are everywhere for everyone. They take any shape, happen at any time and arouse and entertain in the moan of an orgasm.

We enjoy them in the office, on the way to work, at the club, in the supermarket, while at church and everywhere else.

Little pleasures that start trains of thought in your head that get saved in your mental roladex for those stolen moments when you say to yourself, “Remember when she was tired the other day and stretched and her booty-to-back ratio popped out? That was nice.”

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