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The abuse of a face

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DISCLAIMER: Mr Oh, in no way, shape or form, condones any form of illegal sexual practices and hopes that all intimate sexual practices are consensual, otherwise maybe you’ll be arrested and sent to a prison where anal invasion is your breakfast, lunch and dinner… Basically HELL…

Now that’s clear, let’s begin…

I was reading a blog post by fellow freaky friend YumYumBubbleBum called I can’t breathe and as soon as I finished, I got to the end and was INSTANTLY inspired.
Now, if you know my blog, you know I’m as open as a copy of Little Black Book and Little Black Book Volume 2 (OUT NOW) so there’s not much I don’t say when it comes to the get down with the get down.

And this is no different.

Face rape.

MOTHERFUCKING LOOOOOOVE IT.

If your not well versed in the practice, and you can’t figure it out from the name, allow me to break it down.
Like YumYum’s post, it usually involves a fair amount of choking and thoughts from the receiver like “oh shit I can’t breathe but I like it”.
But with face rape, there’s a whole lot more to come.

From a man’s perspective, no, from a pussy eating addict’s perspective, the idea of being face first between a woman’s thighs, even as I write this, is the highest level of turn on.
Whether you start by kissing her on her lips (the ones on her face) and continue the kisses downwards or you climb under the covers from her feet and work your way up.
However you do it, as long as you end up with her clit exposed and your tongue covered in her clear gravy, then its smiles all round.
But the deliciousness of face rape is LITERALLY everybody wins.
Face rape is… Wow… I actually sighed like “hmmm, yummy…”

Face rape is, or should be pretty self-explanatory, but I’ll break it down.
To rape a face is to abuse it in a way you could get arrested for if this was a non-consensual situation. To take advantage of the face at your disposal for your own orgasmic gain.
You know when you have that selfish feeling wash over you where its like “fuck what you want, I’m gonna make you eat my birthday cake…”
That moment when you do something to your partners face that feels like you went just a little bit too far… But they tell you that you haven’t gone far enough.
You get what I’m saying… Basically, the face is there for you to do what you need to do to get off.

Not everyone is into face rape and some head givers like to be in full control of how the head goes, but there is that proportion of us (male and female) who like to relinquish that control and put it in the hips of the rapist.
For the person having their face taken advantage of, the pleasure is in being able to let their partner be free enough to go to the very bottom of depravity with it.
*Face grinding to the point where his/her nose squashes and they can’t breathe.
*Language so foul and abusive, you have to look up at them like “wow, didn’t know you had it in you.”
*Commanded and thrown around in such a way that you feel like nothing more than a face for their pleasure.
*Treated less like a lover, a partner and given orders in a voice you may have never heard from them before.
*Made to do things you may have never expected to hear from them (“Oh for fuck sake, stick a banana in my pussy, peel it and eat it you five a day motherfucker you…”)

Etc. Etc.

Now, as I said before, the beauty of face rape is not just in the thighs and waist movements of the person taking advantage of the face. Some seem to think that the power lies in the groin of the abuser when the abusee is REALLY holding the power.
The joy of it isn’t just for the person who is having their needs met and their orgasm draped all over a face, its the owner of the face who is, literally singing in the rain.
Now, as I always say in my blogs, it ain’t for everybody.
A lady could be getting some good, sweet sensation, giving you the best that I got Anita Baker head and she could feel the NEED to wrap her hands round his head and make her waist and hips wave so that her pussy literally rides his face. And he could come up for air like, “huh, what the fuck?”
Fellas, same thing.
She could be delivering that straight from Lethal Lipps school of head treatment on you, suddenly you try hold her head still and give her more than she can handle and she chokes, coughs, splutters, gets off her knees and then there’s no more head for you boo boo.
And that sucks.

Me personally, I’m a face rape ADDICT…
I can’t help it. I like leaving control in the hands of the person who’s only issue is getting as much pleasure out of my mouth as possible.
Taken to the height and extent of sexual pleasure to the point where they may think “wow, I might have gone a bit too far here”.
But the line of “too far” is further than you think.
And that’s how most of us think.

Ladies, make him lie down flat, hands by his side. Stand over his face and look down at him, trust me he likes that. He likes when you look down at him.
Kneel down slowly with eyes that scream “i’m gonna FUCK you up”. Line up your pussy with his mouth and rest one hand on his forehead then feed it to him. Once you’ve found your groove, put more pressure on his mouth. You know your forcing him right when the skin of his face pushes back.
Bite your lip. Speak thru angry, pursed lips. Call him every offensive name you can think of. Groove on him. Treat his mouth like a dick until it feels right and you cum on his face.

That’s a face rape situation.

And I love it.

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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Do’s and don’ts of sex

Do’s and don’ts of sex…

This is in no way shape or form a DEFINITIVE guide on what you should and shouldn’t do during sex (I mean I may put my tongue where others won’t, plus if it was, this would be a BITCH of a list) – so let’s just get that out the way…

SEX

I talk about it, do it, write about it, think about it, taste it, visualise it… I just like it.
But, as we all know, there is an unwritten unspoken set of rules that people GENERALLY adhere to in order to fully succeed in achieving that REAL good, make her thighs shake, make him walk like an Egyptian, sweat dripping, body trembling sex.

These are 10 do’s and don’ts for the best way to achieve the sex that your friends TELL you they have… unless you’re freakier than them…

DO’S

 1.

PAY ATTENTION – a simple, but HUGE start. Watch what makes your partner tick, what makes her voice hit that Mariah Carey octave or what makes him grab all over your body because he doesn’t know what to do with his hands. Chances are, if you are hitting that SPOT the right way, and you keep doing it, someone’s gonna be coming soon.

WOMEN: If a woman moans when your twist her left nipple, breath on her right one, with one finger on her clit and another making it’s way in, then she LIKES it. DUH! So remember that move and add it to your mental rolodex.

MEN: Anything that gets his toes curling, face frowning or anything that makes him open his mouth in a perfect O is a keeper.

 2.

 BE DARING – why not try a spank from on high? Or rub the space between his balls and his anus during head? There are still a lot of hang-ups about particular sexual practices in the world but, to be honest, the quietest of people will like the freakiest of things.

WOMEN: If your head is telling you to suck his dick like a porn star, armed with porn star wrist action, dirty talk and saliva, then try it.

MEN: If you want to lift her legs back PAST her head and lick her ENTIRE crotch, what’s stopping you? What have you got to lose? Besides a possible eruptive orgasm.

3.

 ALWAYS BE PREPARED – at one point or another, we’ve all finished and realised that the ‘clean up towel’ is out of reach or the flannel is in the bathroom and SOMEONE has to get up. But no one wants to move. So make sure, you’re ready for any eventuality.

MEN: If you plan to tie her up, but she doesn’t know it yet, make sure you tie up the restrains before she even gets to the bedroom. Hide things under the pillow, under the mattress, etc.

WOMEN: are generally prepared because they decided they were gonna sleep with you about two days ago AND how it was going to go.

 4.

LET IT ALL GO – that’s the best way to be… free as a bird… not thinking about your Tesco’s shopping list or if it is CSI Miami or CSI Vegas on today… your mind should be on the task at hand. Distractions can lead to sudden situations such as:

WOMEN: leaving your mind temporarily and saying the first name that comes out of your mouth, even if it isn’t the name of the person above or below you. (It’s happened…)

MEN: not really feeling the way she’s working you, and the dreaded DROOP kicks in and no amount of looking or touching is getting it back up.

 5.

SWALLOW – there is nothing like watching or listening to someone slurping down the fruit juice of your labour… especially if you’ve been made to wait or have CHOSEN to wait it out. If you’ve been made to feel the way you should, you will WANT swallow what is coming to you… but if you’re not having your scratch itched, it could also brighten up the most boring of sessions.

MEN: don’t be scared of pussy juice… it won’t scald you… or turn your skin green. If you’re reading this and saying something along the lines of ‘I don’t go down for nobody’, then YOUR missing out… TRUST ME!

WOMEN: what is there to say about swallowing that you don’t already know? Nothing… just make it wet and deep and God bless ya!

DON’TS

 6.

 BODIES ARE NOT TOYS – whether you stroke the dick with too much kung-fu grip or your fingernails are too long to slide inside, you gotta make sure that YOU are representing yourself. Groom yaself, take care of the body you bring to the table and the body you are trying to please… it is there for your pleasure, not for you to treat like some old t-shirt that you paint in.

WOMEN: a few things to always remember – a strong grip on a dick isn’t ALWAYS necessary. Sometimes, men keep quiet, but we don’t like for our head’s to look like they’re about to explode. Teeth too. You gotta remember to keep them teeths covered… they have ROUGH edges… a grimace isn’t always in pleasure.

MEN: groping is fine to an extent but you have to be given the permission, otherwise keep it smooth and constantly moving. Another thing, not ALL women like a ‘rammer jammer’ in bed so don’t think that ramming her THROUGH the headboard will make her come. I did say, not all, because there is a fair share of women who don’t mind that all night long.

 7.

KEEP TOILET GAMES IN THE TOILET – not much of a fan of being pissed or shit on to be honest… but some people do… to each their own… but, if you ARE into that type of thing, MAKE SURE the other person is too. Because you don’t want her to be coming like a geyser then you stand over her and take a number two. This touches on ‘DO number 5’, but men HAVE to know the difference between a woman coming in their mouth and a woman peeing. If you don’t then… HAHAHAHAHA… take that shit to the grave… YOU got caught slipping.

MEN: just don’t do it.

WOMEN: just don’t do it either… leave the golden showers for private time on the can.

 8.

SENSES – it’s one thing for your body to not be into it, but for your eyes and mouth to show disinterest is a REAL mood killer. If you’re lying there, like a rag doll, forcing yourself into position, huffing and puffing when something feels wrong, rolling your eyes, fixing up your mouth like you’d rather be drunk, etc. It’s not a good look. And, in turn, the performance from both participants will suffer and the orgasm could just be to get it out the way so one of you can sleep. Why are you fucking in the first place?

WOMEN: though a lot of sexual emphasis regarding sounds is put on women, you DO make our engines roar when we hear the road enjoying the ride. If you’re not feeling it, it’s better to keep it real and just say, ‘you know what, we need to stop!’ Better that then feeding his ego, making him feel like he ROCKED the Casbah, when really, you were mentally fucking someone else.

MEN: do not restrict your vocab in the moment to ‘uh’, ‘oh’, ‘um’, ‘yeah’, ‘that’s it’ and, my personal favourite, ‘oh yeah’. Give it some variation, throw a, ‘bet you can’t get it all in your mouth’, or a sly, ‘look how big your mouth is, I know you can do better’. (Though the last one could STOP everything and turn her into, ‘what do you mean my mouth is big? What, you saying I talk too much? See, I knew it… my girlfriends told me about you.’ And you watch her walk away. So CAREFUL!)

 
9.

 WALK THE STRUT IF YOU’VE TALKED THE GAME – there is nothing worse than bragging about your CRAZY head game or your WEST BANK dick that will have her screaming, ‘GAZAMISEH’… and NOT delivering the product advertised. Don’t promise a porn star performance if you know you only need two positions to get your nut and drop to a quick slumber. Keep it real with yourself. Only offer what your willing to give. That way there’s no expectations.

WOMEN: Give him what he ordered or what you provided for him on the menu… if you’re willing to go that extra mile, let him know, or spring it on him when his mind is somewhere else.

MEN: okay… now… men have a tendency to talk a good game more than women do. But that’s because the onus is put on men to MAKE the sex good for both of you. Plus, it’s not our fault… unfortunately, and it’s yet to be scientifically proven, but, our dicks sometimes speak for us. So when the opportunity to talk sex arises, so does our junior selves. And they like to talk about all the things they can do, based on past experiences, but every time is different. So don’t think that you’ll be able to fuck for four hours like you did with your ex, and then come after five minutes. Which leads me on to my next point… you cannot… repeat CANNOT blame a case of premature ejaculation on her ‘good pussy’. They don’t buy it guys.

 10.

SEX TOOL KIT – sex is not a plaster on a stab wound of a relationship, it will not FIX your problems, mend your broken heart or define your status on this planet. It will make you feel good for… as long as you can make it last for. Someone is thinking about having sex right now for all the wrong reasons, but, to them, they can’t see anything but legs in the air. It is a temporary euphoric release that dissipates after you’ve caught your breath after an orgasm… or had that bomb diggy nap. Because if you’re having sex to hide, mask or fix something, the pain of the wound will still be there.

WOMEN: rule sex, don’t let it rule you.

MEN: it may seem like the GALICE thing to do but sex is not a badge of honour.

Maybe you agree with my do’s and don’ts, maybe you think I’m way off, but, hey, you’ve been entertained!

Be good with it…

Peace and hair grease

Mr Oh

DON’T FORGET: Little Black Book – OUT NOW via amazon and all good internet and book shops

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Wet talk



Kick me, punch me, pull my hair, make me feel like I am there…

Slap me, pinch me, nibble my bits, don’t be scared to do that shit…

I don’t know about you but I am a major, serious fan of being able to have someone get REAL rude and disrespectful. Preferably while sitting on my face, because that is the way to REALLY get it in… but, the position is optional.

I’m referring to being TOLD or being able to TELL someone.

Being able to release your creative dirty mouth.

Letting it all hang out.

In this day and age, folks are STILL not fucking with the plug off their mouths. Some are still censoring themselves in their minds, not being comfortable enough in their own skin to let their true voice out, not trusting that your partner will understand when you call them a “chocolate fucker” and why.

That’s because some people aren’t ready to go there, some people aren’t ready to open their mouth and let the words just FLOW without editing.

A lot of people don’t do this but most folk like to think about what it is they say before they say it. Maybe because they don’t wanna sound like a porn star.

Maybe they won’t be able to control the sound of the laughter that emanates from them as they say, “yeeeeeeeeah, do that shit”.

Maybe they’re not ready to look into your eyes and the WAY you look at them when they say, “you’re a DIRTY fucking bitch aren’t you?” (Especially if that’s too far…)

Dirty talking is not for everyone. If you are one of those people who don’t like a bit of foul language in between the sheets and thighs of your sex, then stay yo ass home, you and your chaperone.

Because if you are coming round here, and you WILL be coming, then you need to be prepared to hear some shit.

People and their comfortability around dirty talk is a sort of limbo, no man’s land.

Either you like it or you don’t.

And if you do like it, you either like it raw hardcore like Quick Draw McGraw or you like a little bit of whispering in a menacing tone.

You CAN like both, but then you would have to know when and where to alternate the voices.

Men are USUALLY relied on to bring the fire in the kitchen when it comes to talking dirty but they are equally relied on to back the heat they promote.

Men LOVE when a woman feels free enough to open her mouth and her mind and say whatever comes out.

Get some good head and tell him, “AAAAH, SUCK MY PUSSY RIGHT YOU FUCKER”

Get some dick from the back and look around and say, “COME ON HARRRRDER YOU BITCH”

Be looking at him through your two legs that are stretched by your head and say, “DICK ME DOWN DEEPER”

Anytime a woman can open her mouth and let the TRUTH come out, then you know that you have REALLY gone En Vogue on her and given her something she can feel….

BIG TUNE…

Now, whether you like a deep voiced, constantly speaking, Wesley Pipes type of dude who gives a running commentary on everything you do or a relatively silent, whispering (Ying Yang Twins style) type in your ear as they make your body heat up like gravy cooking down, eitherway, you must know that it’s not always easy for them to open up that way.

Though it’s just opening your mouth and saying how you feel, you have to be able to trust that the person underneath you won’t laugh at you, won’t look at you in a weird way, won’t have a little ‘talk’ with you afterwards about calling them a ‘dirty dick sucker’.

Whichever one you have, make sure you be easy with them.

No doubt it takes a bit of courage to be able to let ya feelings flow and show.

So help ’em out; make some noise, grab some sheets, etc.

With dirty talkers, you have two main types. There are variations of the two and sometimes they intertwine with each other but they are quite different from each other and please one way or another.

I’ll name them after the porn stars who like to use them the most….

The first one is the John E. Depth style of dirty talk…

Now this is the more relaxed, cooler style out of the two. This guy will prefer to be close up and personal with you when he speaks so you KNOW he is speaking to you.

He likes to be all up on ya then say something that you can NEVER say you didn’t hear.

His favourite position is to have you on your stomach. Doggystyle is a probability but that’s only if he can bend OVER you, while inside you, and get all up close and personal.

They PREFER to put you on your stomach… FLAT. Maybe a pillow or two under your stomach so your booty hitches up and out a little bit. (Try that move… it’s a real INNA…)

THEN…

They will get a good flow going, wait until you start bucking, thrashing, moaning and moving. Once you are moving into the groove, that’s when he will lean forward. So his face is in your hair.

That’s when he will choose to get all deep-voiced and sexy with it as he asks you, “Can you feel me baby? Can you feel me all up in your pussy?”

They don’t like to really project their voice out there and prefer to keep it to a level where only YOU can hear.

That’s how they want it.

They will usually ask you a question or two, like, “Am I deep enough? Is that the spot? You gonna come on my dick?”

They like to ask questions because: 1) they like to know the answer and 2) they like to HEAR how you answer.

It’s best if you CAN’T answer, that means the dick is reaching you in a way where your mouth can’t open.

Generally, the John E. Depth voice is softer on the constitution.

But for the real, GROWLING type, there is…

The Wesley Pipes style…

If you know your porn, then you know that Wesley Pipes is the 12-pound steak of dirty talk. Cuz after you finished with it, you KNOW you’re gonna sleep.

It comes with some rough play, some hair pulling, maybe some spitting, some spanking and waking up in the morning with your hair in disarray and a slight memory of what happened the night before.

When it’s Wesley time, you are doing what you’ve been told!

Plain and simples.

Because Wesley likes it hard, deep, wet, nasty and sloppy.

So when your partner decides its ‘Pipe nite’, you better make sure you find yourself in the right positions when your supposed to, don’t answer back just follow instructions the first time asked.

Wesley Pipes voice excells in any position and will be heard even when your there taking your clothes off, “Yeah, take that shit off… keep them fucking heels on… look at that fat ass, I’m gonna fuck the shit outta that”.

If you have a Wesley Pipes in your life, you know that he or she feels no way about saying whatever comes to his or her mind. They just want the pleasure that you are withholding from them and one way or another, you are WILLING going to give it to them.

A Wesley will fuck you up!

They will sometimes try to pump ya thru the headboard because they REALLY want that hard, deep grind, thumping, dont-fuck-about flow.

Maybe that’s what you want.

Whether you like it Johnny or Wesley style, the good thing is that you are open for it and ready to do it, take it, amplify it or have it whispered in your ear or shouted from the rooftop.

But whatever you do… or don’t like to do… whatever you like to hear or don’t hear…

Just have fun with it…

If you have never had someone talk dirty in your ear, the next time you are face down, ass up call for your partner to spank you and call you a dirty motherfucker… see what they say…

If you’re a guy, you should ESPECIALLY try that and see the look on her face. (That might be a sign ‘cuz if you have a real freak on your hands, she might already be on her hands and knees ready to toss some salad leaves for ya.)

Lol

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Would you reveal who… for Little Black Book 2?

Would ya?

I mean like, WOULD ya?

That is really the question…

In an effort to give Little Black Book 2 a lil bit more than the first, I had an idea, which seems to be gathering speed quick, fast and in a hurry.

I’m including pictures in the book, to give the reader something to look at between the sheets of each story.
I did it in the first Little Black Book but I took the front cover, edited it in white and cut it in different sections, which I put between each story.

This time, I wanna do it a little different.

I’m working with four artists to produce visual imagery to slide between the stories and poems of Little Black Book 2.
Now two of these artists are photographers (the tall, beautiful @MolaxCho_Pa and the all;seeing @blackartnudesuk) and they are TOO damn good at what they do.
If you don’t believe me, check out their websites www.molaxproductions.com and www.blackartnudes.co.uk and tell me I’m lying…

These two visual masters are working with moi to create some images for the book but I wanna take pictures of NORMAL people. Normal women in their normal state, normal men just being.

Little Black Book 2 – like the first – is written about normal, every day people. The characters are written to reflect the multi-faceted emotional, yet higly sexual, side of black people in London today.

I don’t want models with model shapes in model poses, doing America’s Next Top Model tings.

I want Chantel from Brixton, the one with the beautiful shape, a little round in the stomach, one or two stretch marks and that FAT ass.
Lying on her bed in a pair of boy shorts and a vest sending a BBM message watching TV.

A man greasing himself up in the morning, strong arms rubbing himself down in front of a business suit hanging up.

THOSE types of images.

So, the question returns to YOU reader. Would you pose for a Little Black Book 2 page filler?
I can hear you thinking no… but what if you could do it in a way where your identity is hidden?
Would you think about it then?

Have you ever thought about taking a picture of yourself just because you’ve felt particlarly sexy this week?
Maybe not putting out on a scale of where I’m going to reach with Little Black Book 2 but, you know, take a lil snap.

God knows you’ve taken enough pictures of yourself and sent them to potential sex fellows so why not put your sexy (or handsome) ass out there for all to see?

YOU know how fine you are…

And don’t think this is only for the *Monique voice* skinny bitches… The thicker the better…

OoOoOoOoOo…

I’m palpatating…

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How skilled is your sexting?

Art.

You look at it, you take it in, you feel it, sometimes it speaks to you, makes you feel emotional at times. Sometimes its just nice.
That’s what art should make you feel.

Same with sexting.

Good sexting should make your nipples hard, your lips purse and pucker like you wanna moan, make your fingers go on a walkabout about ya person.

You know how it should be done, you are aware of BAD sexting and it has to be done at the right time when your feeling that RIGHT way.

Sexting is the art of engaging in ‘sex’ with words via a technological medium such as phone, instant messenger (BBM, What’s App, MSN, AIM, Skype, etc.), webcam or whatever…
Not such a thing back in the day. It was hard to get your partner off using a Nokia Flare on Mercury…

But with the evolution of technology allowing people in different countries to see each other and masturbate in front of each other using a camera… and for FREE?
Game MUST be stepped up.

Gone are the days of sending a message like, “what are you wearing?”
Nuh uh, no way boo boo…
It’s not about being blunt, to the point and damn near cave man about it.
BlackBerry women know EXACTLY what I’m talking about when that random guy on your list sees a picture of you showing a lil bit more skin than usual (possible holiday bikini picture) and he comes across all Rico Suave with:
“Send me a picture of your breasts.”
Or something of the like.

Now, HAD, he made the effort to spend the time talking to you, and he caught you in that mood with sexual conversation, MAYBE you might be tempted to send him a lil booty pic. Not a WHOLE one, maybe just one cheek.

Sexting is something, like sex that has to be mutual. There are plenty of guys out there who are getting pictures sent to them from random women just because the sun rises. And I know for a fact there are BBM groups for MEN only that share pics of women they’ve collected, been sent or just found online.

No I’m not snitching… women have the same groups too…

My point is these groups with such easy access to visual aids takes away from the beauty of talking to a woman and finding out what she likes and doesn’t like between the sheets. If there is the possibility that the pair of you may end up between said sheets, you may be INSPIRED to possibly take a picture of yourself, should such a request POP up.

Successful sexting has the power to turn you on and make you masturbate… you may go one step further and send them a picture of you DOING that.

Sweet sexting may make you become Spike Lee with a camera showing them just how you are doing what it is that you told them you were doing.

Super sexting will make you call them up and let them hear what your literary creativity has done to them, physically.

Due to the fact that people do it so regularly they may not look at it like this but sexting is the art of using words to arouse another. That’s a talent.

At the end of the day, to each their own. Some folk may not even engage in such for numerous reasons.

There’s no point in turning myself on.
Why write about when I could just call the person.
I don’t like to do it.
I’m embarrassed.
Why start talking about it if your not in front of me about to do it?
I wouldn’t know what to say.
There’s no one I trust to open up like THAT to.
No one worthy of getting THAT side of me.

But the other folk that do… well, you know what your picture gallery on your phone says about you…

You know when and where to say the right thing, your fluent in anticipating a moment of a possible sexting, your always up for the opportunity to engage with someone who has never done it before and your not scared to get it IN when its time to go IN, right ladies?

Sexting can be fact but it can also be fiction. Depends on the circumstances of the interaction. If the pair of you know you live in different countries and never have a chance of meeting, you can go ALL out and say you do all types of toe involving stuff. Even if you don’t.
You may both be aware of that fact, which is where the fiction of the interaction lies.

Fact is where the pair of you know that the only thing separating you from doing what your wrote in your text, BBM or instant message, is a few minutes in a car, a journey on a train or a window of opportunity.

Some people mix up fact and fiction and get cAught up.
Don’t go promising you’ll lick her pussy all night long till the sun comes up with orgasms squirting all over the place just because you THINk you’ll never see her. That’ll be the time she just HAPPENS to be in YO town with a window of opportunity.
Yeah you could meet up and have sex, but if you promised the head, and don’t come with the head, you’d be a bit of a punk.
Same in reverse ladies. If you vowed to drop on him the sloppiest, wildest, most tasty, buss in under-two-minutes head, and you come with some dry, poor handjob technique, no spit, no interest, poor eye contact excuse for a dick suck, then you might as well have stayed at home.
You and your chaperone.

I could tell ya how to sexting but DUH…
Besides, everyone has their own style of kung fu they use to get you in the mood to remove shoes, get a bit rude and get in a groove…

YESSUR…

You can’t teach someone how to be good at sexting. Like sex, your only as good as the limitations on your imagination.

YESSUR TIMES TWO

When your willing to be a participant in a sexting session, maybe you have some music on, some candles, maybe your in the bath…
Well you know what time it is…

Words are tools towards orgasms… (See: Little Black Book)

YESSUR THRICE

The orgasm WILL be nice…

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Who is Mr Oh?

I’m a writer.

I’m a freak incarnate.

But who am I?

Where’s my face?

Well, its here. I have one, obviously.

But, as a writer, as the creator of the Little Black Book trilogy, I’m faceless.

I don’t exist. I’m just here.

I keep my identity hidden because… why the fuck not?

What’s wrong with a little mystery when it comes to sex for the mind?

And let me say a big thanks to my man 100 grand @K_Say_So for the face… thanks for letting me play… win-win ting with my PRETTY BOY SWAG. (He hates that song.)

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Suck on screen

In the society we live in, with Big Brother watching our every movement, computer chips logging our every purchase and every piece of technology available able to take a high-resolution picture or video, its common for you and I to enjoy carnal pleasures thru a visual medium.
Porn stars are made by anybody with a camera, head experts are recorded and documented on phones, webcams and internet-ready video cameras.

It’s the day of the homemade porn star.
And you are the star.

You like to watch yourself move in the rhythm of a REAL orgasm, not a fake porn one.
You enjoy the way your legs look all open and dripping in a picture.
You make videos and pictures, not just for others but for yourself too.
Men not so much with the pics for self but there is a special woman out there who likes, enjoys and even masturbates to her own pictures and videos.
It turns her on to see herself in such a sexual position.
Plain and simple.

She may share them with you, she may not but they make her feel sexy. 
Those are the best pictures and videos to see.

But there is the other side of moving pictures in the bedroom and that is the joint aspect.
I’m being all prim and proper with my words but I’m talking about breaking out the video camera on your phone and making a quick video of a good blowjob or some extra wet Cunnilingus.
Taking a picture of him between your thighs getting that OH.

Everyone has a porn star in ’em. That side of you that has thought of how you would look on screen. For some, the idea of watching or even looking at yourself doing things that you save for BED (or kitchen table) time is cringeworthy. Watching your own ass bounce up and down, seeing your own greedy mouth wrap around her pussy, staring at the background of your bedroom while you reverse cowgirl.
It’s not that these people aren’t comfortable within their own skins, they just don’t want to see themselves licking, sucking and fucking.

For those that DO, OoOoOoOoh boooy…

You are fun to watch.
It’s the reality element of it.
To imagine you could have made the video yourself makes you feel like you are there.
That’s how you should feel from watching your own video.
Even if you were there, it should make you REMEMBER being there.

To get the vibe in your recording while she is sitting in your lap, bouncing like an extra in the Pussy Poppin’ video on camera, you have to REALLY use your number six (ya brain)
Don’t think like a rapper on worldstarhiphop and hold the camera to your face making ‘ahhh’ and ‘ohhh’ faces.
Think about what’s right and what’s wrong.
We all have a director in us who thinks they could direct a film or a porn scene better than the people who get paid for it.
We feel we have that knowledge of good angles, lighting, sound, etc. All things that should be taken into consideration when it comes to recording sex.
First of all, if your a rookie to it, its not easy as pointing a camera and shooting.
There’s a lot to get used to with seeing yourself work your back while your partner is holding on and coming, digging nails in and pulling hair.
So if you’ve ever thought about making a video, or you never have, and your worried about how you look, get over yourself.
The partner loving your is already comfy with ya.
You know what you do, you know HOW you do what you do and you know how you look doing what you do.
It’s exactly the same on screen.

Next thing to take into consideration is the art of ANGLES. Very VERY important when it comes to recording your own scenes.
Don’t think you can put a girl in your lap, hold the camera in your hand around her back and hope that you get a few seconds of good footage.
That sucks.
What you’ll get is a moment of a good shot that you’ll wish you planned out better.
In that position, the best thing to do, according to my research (thanks @Sexy_Secret09) is to set up your camera somewhere universally beneficial to all ideas and position changes.
Don’t try and hold the camera in your hand for that proper gonzo, P.O.V shot of her giving you that sloppy treatment.
Doesn’t work.

That’s not completely true because…. ok, for example…

He’s sitting down and she is putting that ‘special attention’ on him… in this position, a hand-held shot is quite useful. This let’s the camera get close enough to count the bubbles in the saliva dripping down his dick length.
But… this same camera shot is not so useful if the same guy is standing up fucking her face because while he’s moving the camera is moving. And that Blair Witch effect doesn’t help the masturbator watching.
I know.

It’s all about the eyes. You gotta have foresight when it comes to filming yourself properly.
You gotta see where the camera will give you the best view of the proceedings, regardless of position changes or how wild you get.
And if you have to move the camera, make sure you have another spot ready that will give a different but clear view.

Side lamps, corner lights, room lights, professional lights (if you got ’em)

Always think of the light.

Is it blinding the scene, obscuring what you can see or is it in the background, highlighting everything in the foreground?
Can you see the dick? You don’t wanna create a silhouette because then you won’t see nothing.

Here’s a few tips you should take into account when making moving pictures:

– no one wants you to look in the camera and say, ‘this a BAD BITCH’ (No Ray-J)
– please don’t forget the camera is recording and say some stupid shit you’ll need to edit later.
– make sure all parties are consenting, unless your making a hidden video in which case don’t get caught.
– get your camera sex faces ready just in case the camera pans to you while your pulling off an UGLY sex face.
– camera never lies so keep your scene clean… no one wants to see your dirty laundry basket in the background.
– don’t dub music over the scene, takes away from the slip and slop people (well me) just LOVE to hear.
– watch out for splashbacks…
– make sure your partner likes to be called a ‘dirty fucker’ before you say it. Offended faces spoil a scene.
– don’t think just because the camera is on, you can come wherever you want. If she doesn’t like come in or on her when your not filming, usual rules still apply when your filming.
– don’t think you can post your videos on xtube, RedTube, mangolust, homegrownfreaks.com, rude.com or any of the millions of amateur websites and not get found out. Because if your posting, hoping she won’t find out, she will because some you know is checking that site and they JUST recognised her.

How do you make a good sex video?

Mix it up, spread it out, shave it down, open your mind, think about ya angles and let it GO…

Then watch it.

You’ll like it.

Or send it to me, I’ll watch it.

By Mr Oh

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