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Are you proud of your head game?

Ratlling along in 2013, I still hear stories of folk meeting people who don’t give head… for whatever reason.

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Personally I cannot fathom that such people exist even though I’ve met them myself. Probably ghosts.
But, with all that said, you know what the saddest thing is about those people?
They never have the chance to be PROUD of their head game.
They’ll never get to experience the joy of… well, we’ll get into the joys in a mo.

Head givers in general, especially those who like doing what they do, are majorly proud of the feats they can pull off with their mouths. Some are damn proud!
Both male and female.
If you are one of those said male or females then you know what pride it is I speak of.
If you’re not sure, lemme give you a scenario…

Sirs… you have her laid back with her legs over your shoulders and her lips open, hood pulled back, button exposed and ready to be pressed like R1 and you do the thing that you damn well know will make her moan or
Arch her back or
Cover her face or
Tap out or
Call for Jesus or
Try and pull your head away or
SLAP you….

And while she’s doing all these things, your down between her thighs looking up at her and saying to yourself…
“That’s right! This is what I do!”

Swap it round…
Ladies, same scenario.

He’s laid back, relaxed, you’re crouched down, ready to attack.
And then you go in.
But you dont just go in do you?
Oh no no no no…
You pull out all the stops, all the tricks of your trade you’ve learnt and you get him with it. You know there’s no point going half mast with it.
And you watch him squirm…
And look at you with shocked eyes…
And feeling his toes curl…
And hearing him moan his ass off…
And saying that right kind of saucy shit that makes you step up your game.

And all these moments you watch him go through are all done with the power of your mouth.

Now come on ladies and gents, you gotta feel a bit of pride knowing you can bring your partner down from a shit talking, bravado swinging ego monster to a quivering, heavy breathing mess who can’t seem to make it to their feet.
If you are serious with your head then you should be going through flashback moments in your sexual career when you put such good oral deliciousness on someone and made them damn near freak the fuck out.

I mean, how can you not feel proud as a woman, to put your lips around his dick and maybe a minute later, he’s done?
Yeah yeah yeah, I know… Missy featuring Ludacris and Trina… one minute man I know.
Obviously the onus is put on the man to have better stamina. And maybe he should.
Or maybe he’s had to deal with an unbelievably high grade of head that requires mental fortitude and spiritual enlightenment to survive.
When a woman has good head and knows how to use it, the man could build an Ironman suit around his dick and still come quick.
And if you my dear are like that with your head game, stand yo ass up and clap. (Cheeks or hands… up to you.)

With men in general, or personally speaking, if I’m able to make a woman come with my mouth in under 30 seconds, I won’t think she’s a one minute woman (hmmm… why not actually? Maybe it’s time to turn the tables…)
I’d feel proud of my head education and my talent with the tongue that has given me the power to make a woman cum quicker than a melting ice cube in hot water.

Those out there who don’t give head or do it just to placate their partner have no idea what I’m talking about.
But the rest of you know.

Because you have that pride, don’t you?

You have that power in your game that you can say to yourself ‘lemme give em some head and put em to sleep’ then proceed to do so…

You know that a twist of the hand there, a flick here and a quick rub there can make them react in the way you want them to.
Because you got it like that.

Now you don’t necessarily perform an X-Factor audition from the rooftops to all and sundry about the things you can do.
You save them for when someone is about to experience.

And when they do experience and they’re laying there in a heaving breathing heap and you stand over them like a victorious warrior, this is what you do.

You get real close to their face…
Inches away even…
Then take a few moments to watch them shiver and continue to feel the work your mouth just completed.
Then you copy the scene from R. Kelly’s Down Low video with Mr Biggs and you say…

“LOOK AT ME!!! I DID THIS TO YOU!!!”

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Have some pride in your head… you know damn well what you’re capable of doing… so have some pride in ya thang thang…

Like Morpheus said…

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Let’s start a #HGP (head givers pride) revolution!!!

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Mr Oh

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The ego of oral…

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This is not one of those blogs for those who don’t give head, like it or find themselves disgusted by it.

If you’re one of those folk then maybe you should skip this one.
Because this is for the best of em.
The Oscar winners of the mouth players.
The multi-Grammy award winners of the aural persuasion.

Those who are proud of their head game and make sure any groin in front of them knows about it.
This is about the ego of your own head game.

The true blue head givers know what I’m talking about.
See when it comes to giving head, you can be one of three people.
1) Someone who just gives head to please their partner.
2) Someone who doesn’t like to give or receive head (I thought I told u to get out of here!)
3) Someone who learned their head trade, perfected it and put themselves in the category of best motherfucking head giver… EVER!

See for us, who are proud of the work our mouths do, there is no one in the WORLD who gives better head than us. There may be others out there who ‘claim’ to have the skills that we possess but they’re close but no cigar.
We are the mountain top, the peak of the head district, the Dubai hotel of head givers.
We understand that certain people out there know us simply for being the stone cold mouth pleasure makers we are. Sometimes we get offended like, ‘oh all you know us for is our head game…you just wanna come here, get some head then bounce’.
But on the other hand, the ego kicks in behind the offence and says, ‘that’s right,  head game killer strikes again’.

Like when that booty call calls you and as soon as you see their name on your text,email or tweet,  you know exactly what time it is.
They want that head. Sure they may want the whole sex shebang but what they really REALLY want is that head you introduced them too.
After you’ve arranged to see them, in your mind,  you’re already planning how to get em when they get there.
Because you know that they know that you know that you’re gonna see em and send em packing while they say to themselves,  ‘THAT has got to be the best head ever!’

You have an ego about your head game because it is the shit. It’s the best head game since sex was created. Your mouth should come with a sign that says  ‘may cause drowsiness and itis-like feelings’. You’ve done things with your mouth that some people haven’t done with hours of intercourse.
Ladies, you know there’s not a woman on earth who can do the lick, throat dip and spit the way you do that shit.
Gents, you know that no matter who she has between her thighs, no one will be able to make her cum, scream, sheet grab and black out the way you do.

You may not talk about it, you may not sing about it,  you may not shout it out from the rooftops, but you’re proud of the power your mouth possesses over others.
As the head giver, you love the way you make the person moan, the way you make their toes curl (not just curl, I’m talking bout digging INTO the carpet), the way you make them tap out.
You wanna make em do that. It’s what your known for.
Internationally known and locally accepted.

The ego of the head giver is grown by the orgasms they taste, the toes they curl, the mattresses that get slapped in honour of your effort and the looks of  ‘WHAT THE FUCK’ you get from those who feel your game.
Anyone who feels they’re good, no GREAT, at giving head knows what I mean.
You know what your doing and you do it well.
Your reputation proceedes you because you’re that Damn bad.
You have a mental gallery of folk who’ve succumbed to your oral skills and their heavy breathing carcass afterwards.

You have an ego because you are good at what you do.
You send motherfuckers walking away woozy and confused as to what just happened.
That’s what happens when your ego is tested.

You are bad and you know it.
Let your ego show it!

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Mr Oh

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Givers keep on giving…

We do don’t we?
We can’t help it and, to be honest, we don’t want to.
Why? Because we are givers.

And we rule the motherfucking world!
Folk out there are looking for us en masse because they know we exist.
They KNOW that we rule and they would like to experience what it means to truly be ruled by a giver.
If you’ve never met a giver, then may the spirit of sex come along and ruin your next orgasm with a phone call or someone knocking on your door as you are seriously slacking on your macking.

A giver is the person that throws a particular sex rule out of the window. It’s not really a sex RULE but its an unspoken sidenote, which is, when it comes to oral sex, there should be a fair amount of give and take involved.
But, to a giver, that isn’t the way they are necessarily thinking.

A giver is someone who throws that out of the window and says to themselves, “fuck this, I’m HAPPY to be where I am… Just… Leave me here for a while…”

You see a giver isn’t thinking, ‘oh no, lemme not give him too much head cuz he only gave me 2 mins of mediocre head’ or ‘she didn’t even make my dick wet when she went down… She only deserves a clit lick or two then I’m done…’

To a giver, that’s too much thinking. Because when they get down to getting down, they WANT to be there as much as you want them there.
There is nothing they would rather be doing than watching and hearing the pleasure they are putting on the person at their whim. No thinking of time or performance levels or an early orgasm, they are jus happy to be there. Doing what they do best.
See givers are folk who already KNOW that their head game is top notch, so they know that while they spend time between your thighs, you are having the time of your life.

Think about the last time you got head from a giver. Head from someone who wasn’t instantly trying to slip the dick out of their mouth before they’ve expolored how deep they can take it. Head from that person who stays down there above and beyond the amount of time you thought they would.
They weren’t scared to put you in a number of prime intelligent positions to get that brilliant oral sex that you really needed.

Many people have givers sitting right next to em but don’t know it because they think that their own excitement is what fuels the giver to give in such an exciting fashion. But that’s not it.

See, we’re excited to be there because WE want to be.
We like the whole shebang of a head moment.
For a man or a woman giving head to a woman, we like the whole moment. From approaching the thighs, making them separate, inhaling the first scent of vagina in your personal space. Listening to the flesh on flesh moisture sound of the lips parting just for your mouth to impart the knowledge that you know will improve however they were feeling before you got between their thighs.
For a woman, or a man, who likes to suck a dick, they know how they feel when they watch or feel a dick get hard for them at the prospect of what you are about to do to them. They instant stiffness that grows when they are touched, when they are revealed, when they are released.

A giver’s technique is that of porn experts and multiple orgasm teachers.
They know ways to make you cum with their mouths that you probably never knew existed.
But that’s what you get when a giver crosses your thighs.

They are not just working for you, they are working for themselves. For your pleasure as much as their own. The sound of your moan feeds their groan. The taste of liquid in their mouth makes them please you more.

Ultimately, a giver wants to give you what you already want. They know what you like and how you like it and they even have the cajones to implement new things without testing them first because they KNOW you will like it.
A giver won’t shy away from taking an orgasm to the face.
A giver will know the many techniques you like that make your toes curl, your hands reach out to tap out and force them away from between your thighs.
A giver is good at what they do and that thought feeds them in their pursuit, not just to please you but to show you that they know what they are doing.

If you are a giver and you are GOOD at what you do, then keep doing your thing. I know and share the sentiment and the feeling you get when you reduce your partner to a wreck of a heavy breathing, eyes squinting, mind lock down, crazy facial expressing mass of human flesh who cannot seem to move or understand what just happened to em.

Givers rule…
There’s nothing more that can be said.

By Mr Oh

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Are you still being fingered?

I was having one of my random thought moments about people I know, people on my timelines, just people in general.
And I had a random thought…
Are women still getting fingered?

Not that quick finger action jus to get in there… I mean that real deal Holyfield, lay back or bend over finger working action that goes on for more than 10 mins?

As a teen, being able to finger a girl was as amazing as penetration…ish.
Obviously it wasn’t better, but you really liked to be able to have your finger between the warm sugar walls.
But as you get older, and hopefully, your sex game steps up, do you, as a man, or woman loving woman, still take time out to work ya fingers between those lips?

By the time you get to a certain age in your sexual career, you learn a whole bunch of new tricks and treats that turn a woman on, make her crunch her thighs and scream like a Mariah high note.
Some of these things were so amazing and made her make such wicked sounds, you MASTERED them.

Now you spend more time working on your stroke, the intensity of your head game, the choice of position, etc.
But, you also have to remember the basic, yet fulfilling, feeling of a good old work of a finger or three.
Trust me, a woman reading this will tell you the joys and joys of how good a finger or two can feel.
Not only can they feel like an introduction to how good the dick may POSSIBLY feel, they can also bring on a nice starting orgasm before any penetration has taken place.
And no one says no to an orgasm.

Plus, for the fingerer, to be able to induce an orgasm using just your finger kinda makes you wanna brush ya shoulder off a lil. The more intense the orgasm, the more you brush your shoulder off.
A multiple orgasm as the result of good fingering is the sexual equivalent of a black man becoming President. Ok, not that extreme… But…
It is a good feeling.

My personal favourite is that moment when you have a finger or two inside her and she is laying back or sitting up and her hips are grinding. Her waist is circling and she is working the fingers, trying to get the best feeling out of em…

That’s my most delicious.

I appreciate fingering.
I’m a fan 100 grand.
Too many situations to bring it in too.
I mean, let’s break it down.

From the foreplay, a fingering can help fill a hole… (That’s too easy…)

Combine a fingering with some oral sex and, trust me, she won’t say NO to ya. She may cum for ya actually. She may come a few times if you do it like me. She may KEEP cumming actually. You may enjoy her cumming so much that you keep her cumming. She may keep cumming and you get to a point where you don’t want her to STOP cumming. And she might ask you to stop because she can’t stop cumming. But you like the sound of that so you make her cum more.
Then you snap out of it and you look up and she’s breathing heavily and you look down and your fingers are dripping. (OoOoOoOo, ok, I got lost in that one a bit.)

There’s even good finger time to be used during penetration.
Maybe that might be on a different level for you but, if you’ve ever been fucked while fingered at the same time, it can be a good look. Obviously I don’t mean like three or four fingers. But just a solo finger alongside the dick and see what she thinks.
She just might like it.

THAT is the moment when you enjoy a finger.

As the fingerer and the fingeree, your both happy.

I hope you haven’t gotten to old in the game that you no longer work your finger or allow yourself some finger time with your respective other.
Remember a finger used to be all you ever needed.

By Mr Oh

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Little Black Book 2 is OUT NOW

After a while lotta hype, talk, me telling you “its coming”, late night rewrites, arguments, photos, additions, omissions, apartment suites, beautiful people to meet, dreams released and many many tweets…
Little Black Book Volume 2 is FINALLY available for your reading pleasure.

It’s been a lot of work to get it ready for you.
I’ve wanted to give readers a great adventure of mind pictures and images, telling stories that you, the reader, not only enjoy but physically feel.
Something that sparks ya imagination…

Not only do I want to create moving images for the mind, I mainly wanted to write great stories that make you smile, make you laugh, make you wanna clap your hands or look around at the person next to you like “did you see what he JUST said?” Even though the person has no idea what you’re talking about.
The kind of stories that make you have to call a friend and say “have I got the book for you”

And with that thinking in mind, I’ve added a new aspect to Little Black Book Volume 2… Images.

Sprinkled between the stories and poems, you’ll find images that…

Pictures of…

Beautifully taken shots of…

Ya know what, I’m not gonna say… I’m gonna let you find them.

There’s more stories, more writers, more poetry, more London, more sex, more orgasms, more images, more more MORE.

Just before Christmas, I got the first copy of Little Black Book Volume 2 in the post and I read a new story every day.
And I enjoyed it.

It maybe weird to read a book when I wrote it. But my whole thing with writing books is that I want to be able read it and feel the same way a random reader will feel.
And I had those moments where they are supposed to be.
So the laughs, the shocks, the smiles, the ‘oh my’ moments are there… In place, jus waiting for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, freaks and geeks, tweeps and the uniques, Little Black Book Volume 2 – the oral sex of the Little Black Book series – is out now and I just want you to enjoy it.
That’s why I wrote it…

Order it nowww…. 

So says Mr Oh

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Watch it going in…

We all know that when it comes to sex, it’s all about the doing, the feeling, the experiencing, the tasting, the memories, the etc…
But there’s one particular thing that, as sexual people, we love to do.
It’s a small little something that works as a tease or could be the last thing you do before an almighty, shiver down your spine, speak in another language orgasm rocks your spot.
It’s such a small, simple thing but plays such a major factor in how you feel during sex. It’s something you can do with your eyes closed, you can do with you mind and can be the key for the gate that is keeping that animal of yours locked down.

I’m talking about watching.

Not just ‘watching’ said in a blah sorta way… watching is a lot more than just blah…

Watching is when you choose to watch, from whatever position you’ve been twisted into. Seeing the dick slide deep into you slow, then watching it slide back out, maybe slightly mistier than it was when it went in.
Having her ass in the air and having both cheeks in your hands, the both of you flowing in unison… as you push the dick in, she moves in tandem and it feels all sweet and shit.
THAT watching.

For some of the population, watching can be a minor something that they always do and enjoy. But for others, to watch the feeling can heighten an already juicy moment and make a single orgasm turn into a double dribble.
Case in point…

Ladies… picture this: he has you on your back… your legs are in the air… like REALLY in the air… he’s got you at east and west. He’s maybe drilling you like concrete or he maybe slow rolling himself inside you. Either way, from your head back position, you choose to raise your head and look down at the dick that you can feel inning and outing.
When your head was back, feeling it alone was one thing but when you looked at it, hopefully nice, thick and to your specifications, you are now seeing and feeling at the same time. Definitely enough to increase the heat, harden a nipple, raise a moan or make an orgasm real juicy fruit.

Fellas, for you she may maybe in one of two positions. These are the worst to be forced to watch and THEN have to hold off an orgasm against. Well there’s three if I think about but… okay… there’s THREE that are the worst to have to watch and THEN have to hold off an orgasm against.
They are the reverse cowgirl… if you’ve been there, done that and seen the video, then you know how hard it is to have restraint when all you have to watch is an ass bouncing up and down. Worst thing about this position is that if you are a fan, and she realises this, she’s then able to really work her waist. This DOES improve the watching but it DOES make it harder to hold back an orgasm. And you don’t wanna have to perform the classic, ‘grab the waist and slow her the fuck down before she kills me’ move.
The second position is doggystyle… pretty much for the same reasons as reverse cowgirl but this is worse because she is on her knees, which gives her more leverage to move her hips back and forth, round and round, left and right.
AGAIN, it does improve the viewing… just watching ya dick going in and out without you having to move is the BOMB DIGGY BOMB but even the most experienced of swordsmen knows that when they find a woman who can MOVE her thang, it’s an exercise in Jack Bauer- style restraint under some back it up pressure. Many a man have got themselves into that position thinking they could handle it, only to watch the waist move in some solid, fluid, round and round movement and buss so quickly, it took them by surprise.
(The apology is genuine… still sucks though.)

Third and final worst position for a man to have to watch, but still love and enjoy to watch is the sideways slalom. That’s the position when she slides onto her side and you come in from the back. You might be lying behind her or you might be on your knees but either way, its a bitch to watch. A pleasurable bitch but a bitch nonetheless. Like the previous two, this position gives the woman the control to be able to move without you having to move. I mean, come on, someone flash a lighter for a woman who knows how to MOVE in this position. Not just back and forth, it’s like the choreography for a Beyonce video the way she moves. (**FLASH UP UNO LIGHTER**)

Even though this is true for intercourse, this is singly, doubly, triply true for oral sex. Maybe I should’ve even started with watching head.
DAHHH WELL…

It’s not like you didn’t think I wasn’t gonna mention it.
Now I am, booooy, there’s is nothing like watching some good oral sex. Watching porn and seeing it, for masturbating men and some women, helps to imagine being there. So when you have a willing mouth at the ready, armed with technique, muscle control, good skills, tongue groove, etc. And they like to LOOK at you, there’s nothing else you can do but look. But, damn, should you?
Of course you should. Your a swinging swordsman and this type of attack should be fought against at all costs. But that’s not easy when you see how good it looks and you can feel how good it looks and then it looks slightly better and then she does something else and you can’t help but watch and then it feels good and it looks good and before you know it, your knees buckle and she’s swallowing.
A woman watcher in this position, who likes to look back at you while she’s giving head is a DEMON WOMAN and is only for the most ninja of swordsmen out there. ‘Cuz she knows how to use those eyes of hers. It’s actually sinister how good she looks when she is looking at you doing what she’s doing. Your reading her eyes, getting sucked in, literally and figuratively. Then before you know it, looking into her eyes, watching her mouth, feeling her mouth, has you announcing your arrival, hoping she’ll look at you like, ‘yeah, and?’
That’s always a Homer-style WHOOO HOOOO moment.

But, in the reverse of the 69, ladies, you know what it’s like to watch a master of the clit lick doing his slick shit. Best position for a woman to watch her pussy being eaten has got to be on her back…
And just as I wrote that, I thought, ‘but then again, a chair is a good position to watch from too’.
Okay, there’s TWO good ones for a woman to watch from.
First is the classic laid flat on her back with her legs going this way and that. With a few pillows behind her head, she’s cool and comfortable, able to flip her head whichever way she wants and then take a quick peek at what and how this man (or woman) is licking her all the way to pleasure central… fast train.
Throw in the fact that you can wrap your hands around their head and make them get more intense is a joy to watch because then you get to watch and feel it get more intense.
The second position to watch a man give a woman head in has got to the be the chair. That’s when a woman climbs on and sits on your face, looking down at you. Really all she should be able to see is a nose, a pair of eyes and a forehead. From writing Little Black Book, I’ve been informed that sitting on a man’s face is a BIG, troublesome sunnuvaposition to watch your pussy being eaten in. It’s coupled with the fact that you pretty much free reign over the face below you so you can help make it feel good. And you do. And it does. And you look down… at the eyes so willing ,so hungry, so accepting, so delicious, so saying to you ‘FUCK MY FACE’, so… *cough cough* sorry, I got a bit too into that…

But you know what I’m saying… or what I’m seeing…

Oh… or maybe you lean one hand on the wall and pick up his head with the other and really MAKE him eat that…

Okay….. WOOOOOOOSAAAAAHHHHH!

Apparently some men like that position, but I’m not so sure, lol… *Tyrone Biggums itch*

But hopefully, you’ve seen what I’ve meant.
Watching is a beautiful thing to do. To feel the sex is one thing but to watch it combines the feeling and the seeing in one big, 3D reality feeling that should be present during every sexual encounter you encounter.
Best time is when you’ve been knocking those boots for a while and you haven’t looked for a while and you’ve said to yourself, ‘I’m not gonna look, I’m not gonna look’ and you look and you’re like, ‘damn, I shouldn’t have looked’.
Then you come… as you take another look.

Delicious, wouldn’t you agree?

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It’s a blowjob

For some this is the end all be all of sex.
No complex positions.
It gets no better than a good night of this.
Sometimes requires a flexible wrist.
It serves as a brilliant alarm clock.
A time when a sloppy job is the cherry on top.
The more daring you dare to be with it the better.
Can be a good indication of his stamina.
Many a man have FULLY crossed the bridge into ‘I’M COMING’ before anything has really gotten started.
Rough works with the smooth.
Watch him hold your head for a better groove.
Eye contact is fine and dandy.
Moist grips are handy.
A quick fix when he’s felling randy.

Yep, that’s right, I’m talking about the blowjob.
Oral sex for men.
The session starter or the event finisher.
A soft ride on an ocean wave or a trip to the dirtiest parts of ANY hood in the world.

Known by many MANY variations all over the world, blowjobs are also known as fellatio, getting a hummer, oral sex, razzmatazz, dome, slurping and burping, brain, cocky shakedown, slob on my knob, Becky (Miss Becky if ya nasty), smoking the pole, washing Big Ben, neck, global warming, Nicki skins, knowledge, Monica Lewinsky, shines (or shiner), special kiss, dinner, Vicki Minaj, skull fucking, dessert, karoake for one, blowie, milking, sucky sucky, sloppy top, jerk, talking to the trouser snake, spit on the mic, space travel, just the tip, head wash, cock sucking, mic check, child-minding, blessed assurance, tongue Braille, giving the stump speech, heavenly, koko lick, or special attention (R.I.P. Bernie Mac), lip service, good mouth, bust down, the flag salute, tongue twisting, skulliosis, library time… whatever you call it, the practice is the same.

It’s the act of a penis in the mouth.

I’m not quite sure where the name blowjob came from but there are apparently two trains of thought for it’s origin.
In Victorian times it was apparently called the ‘below-job’ relating to being below a man’s waist when doing your thang. The other train of thought is that the term ‘blow’ is when a man comes and he blows, a la a volcano.
The job part is obviously because it can feel like a long shift at work when that dick just won’t come. But we’ll get to technique later.

Whatever it’s called, wherever the name came from, whoever came up with it, who had the first one, it does NOT matter.
Porn style, home style or dry style, it’s all the same suck.

Guess we should start off with the negatives…

There are still women out there who refuse to lend their knowledge to a man’s member. Not because they don’t know him that well and don’t wanna do it yet or they don’t feel comfortable sucking THIS particular dick, but because they just DON’T do it.
You know ’em, I know ’em, men have met her when she’s kissed a stomach then, instead of going lower, she comes back up like she got lost.
When she is asked about head, or if the subject even comes up, she either cringes, frowns or offers her opinion on the subject, which is usually, ‘nah, I’m not into them kinda things.’
You gotta get your Chris Rock voice on like, “you look at women like that like a damn Betamax like, ‘they still make you’?”
But you really DO look at them like, ‘DO they still make you?’
I mean damn gurl, that’s soOoOoOoOoOo 1995 (unless you weren’t born then.)

The worst thing is trying to convince someone to suck ya dick. It’s not as enjoyable as when a woman goes there before you even have to ask.
Like Chris Rock, my FAVOURITE women are those who like nothing better than to suck a dick. Those women who make it their life’s work to make it seem like they are the start and end of all blowjobs.
A woman who knows how to work her wrist and her tongue at the same time that she squeezes the smallest amount of saliva onto the head of a dick.
That lady who will hold onto a man’s member and look up ay him, asking with her eyes, ‘what do you want me to do?’
Who gives you the look just before disappearing below your waistline.
She’s not scared to moisten up her palm and lick the sides just before taking the length of it into her throat in a feat of magic and OH MY GOD WHERE DID IT GO?!

Oh yeah, men really do like those women… don’t always meet ’em but when they do, they try everything to keep them around. Unless they come with drama, issues and problems that make them more trouble than their worth to have around.
Usually the way.

God bless ya… ALL…

You know who you are…
You know where they live and you know just how good your skills are don’t ya miss lady?!
Ain’t no shame in your game?
You OWN that dick when you have it don’t ya?
You know your man’s dick better than he knows it himself… you know when you take it deep and stick ya tongue out how much he likes that on a Sunday morning.

The woman that loves have a dick in her mouth is in no way, shape or form a hoe, a tramp, a bitch, a skank, a smut or anything of the like. Okay, sometimes she can be… but just because she likes to have a penis between her jaws, doesn’t make her so. She could just like what she does.
And be very good at it.
Some men have spent time lost in the thoughts of HOW she got to be so good at doing what she does, but who fucking cares? Just enjoy the swallowship she earned and get that higher learning (okay, 51 terms for head).

To suck a dick well, for him, is to make your mouth feel as good if not better than the pussy will be. If you think about good head, you will notice that the head feels really good when the mouth at your disposal feels, grinds and grooves like a vagina.
Hands, saliva, technique, etc. will all be looked at and covered in-depth so… let’s get it in…

Okay, there are many ways to suck a good penis. Some ways take simple technique, some require multi-tasking of the highest degree. But here are a few tips on what to do and what to use to give that good sloppy toppy…

HANDle ya biznass…

Blowjobs aren’t just about the mouth involved. Oh no no no… there are plenty of other factors and activities to take into account and one of them is ya hands. Sure a guy likes it when a woman can suck a dick with no hands (controlling it with her mouth) but you also have to know the right grip to put on it. No one likes the G.I Joe kung fu grip because the head inflates, it looks more like a mushroom cloud after a nuclear explosion.
A woman’s hand, compared to a man’s is soft and gentle like the hair treatment. So that is the same kinda grip you have to bring to the job when your employed.
Soft hands, slipping OVER the skin as opposed to gripping the dick up, is preferred… but don’t be scared to give it a it of a strong tug every now and then. But not too much…
Another hand aspect is all about your wrist work. A flexible wrist is your best friend and keeps ya man happy when your taking a deep breath after taking it in the back of ya throat for too long.
Up and down twist is a preferred favourite, which means you work ya hand up and down and twist ya hand so ya grip moves around the dick at the same time.
During sloppy time, this grip is the bomb diggy.
If you really wanna get up with the down stroke, use both hands, like Superhead taught ya. (If ya of an older school then what Kitten and Janet Jac’me taught ya.)

Mouth

Giving a blowjob is a LOT more difficult than just opening ya mouth into an ‘O’ and moving ya lips on it.

C’MON SON!

There is much more to do.
This section is probably the most important when it comes to blowjobs because, without the mouth, it’s just… a man masturbating.
A woman’s mouth, as sexy as it is when words are coming out of it, is the source for all pleasure when giving a blowjob so it is necessary that you keep it moving and changing with it. What I mean is don’t get trapped pursing your lips into a tight little sphincter… mix it up…
Do that for a bit but then open ya mouth wide and let your lips surround his entire dick. Like take it deep… if you can’t take it deep, take it as far as you can… but show him that your lips are open enough to TRY…
Don’t let lockjaw beat ya either…
Sometimes the dreaded lock up kicks in and you feel like you need to stop for a while otherwise you might get stuck like that and that is NOT the one to have to explain in a hospital emergency room.
Keep the mouth moist. No one likes a dry mouth. At all.
It’s like sex with no sound or fuck faces.
What’s the point?

Tongue and saliva

Since mouth was the last, might as well keep it in the same area and talk about the tongue and saliva. Sort of like the shoes and matching handbag for a sexy outfit.
Ya tongue during a blowjob is like second gear in a car… it’s a better gear, you can go faster and you can even start the car in that gear.
Don’t be a victim and let it sit in the base of your mouth doing nothing while your lips do all the work. That’s a punks way out.
You have no idea how much extra pleasure you’re NOT delivering by keeping it silent or still. Get it out there. Flick it around, stretch it out, poke it in and out really quickly, curl it AROUND the dick… work it baby WORK IT!!!
The sensation of your mouth working how it’s working is one thing but throw in the tongue, with its top taste bud side and smooth slippery side, and you are giving him another realm of pleasure all together.
A real good head-er can make a man come with just her tongue running along the underside of his dick, because she knows.
What does she know?!
She knows that the right treatment on the underside of the dick is the good groove to the song called Make Him Buss.
If you’ve ever done this, then you know but sometimes, it’s a nice lil trick to take him in on some deepthroat. Then, if your blessed with the skills to pull this off, stick ya tongue out and see if you can lick his balls at the same time.
OoOoOo… if you can get the balls into your mouth at the same time, call it the dick dog. (The dick dog is when you wrap a testicle around the dick and offer it on the table like a hot dog.)

With the tongue, you gotta throw some saliva in there. You just gotta.
You gotta gotta gotta…

Dammit woman, you GOTTA!
As I said before, no one likes a dry mouth or dry anything when it comes to sex for that matter. The wetter the better.
Saliva, spit, slob, whatever you call it, is a MAJOR addition and MAJOR pleasure when it comes to getting some head.
Men, not all, love a bit of sloppy treatment when it comes to conditions of the brain.
WOW… the sloppier the better!
Sometimes, a man can see when a woman doesn’t mind getting the dick wet but doesn’t go the WHOLE hog and spit on the dick!

DO THAT!!!
He wants you to do it… you may feel a little out of character considering people spend time trying to keep saliva IN their mouths but, as I said, the wetter the better.
Here’s a good one… spit a nice, frothy, glob on the top of his dick and then take it nice and deep… the spit, with her lips, should end up around the base of his dick nice and slippery.
It’s a move I learned from Lethal Lipps.

Technique

How do you suck a dick?!
If you haven’t figured out how to do it so far then damn, you need to watch a little porn…
Specifically watch artists like Italia Blue, Lacey Duvall and Lethal Lipps… Oh boy, watch she…
If you don’t know how to suck a dick… she will SHOW you some thangs…

When I was thinking of writing this blog, someone gave me some advice on what to write and they said:

“Circle your tongue around the head, the tongue has different textures. Taste buds on top, rougher in comparison to under the tongue where its smoother and there’s a groove in the middle. If you like, crunch ice/ or small ice cubes, and slow such, warm n cold contrast. Lick from the base of the dick, and follow that vein. Hold the just the head between soft warm lips, and lick tip with tip of tongue, then suddenly take in all of the cocky, like when I chick is bouncing on the tip of the dick, then she slams down. Stare at it, admire it, using the whole tongue,just lick it, spit on it (not that you do that with a chupa chup), enjoy it, moan, either close eyes and take it all in, or stare directly at him, right into his soul. Massage the balls gently, lick them too, become friendly and moist and cream him with your cream. She gets to taste her on him. When he feels like he’s getting close, slow down, the motion. French kiss the head, don’t tuck/ fold in lips, expose them so he feels the fullness of her lips all over the head…And turn your own head while sucking it in an up and down motion.”

There is technique all over this quote…
I won’t say who sent it to me but, I imagine they know what they’re talking about.

This has been a mammoth journey through dick sucking, head giving, knowledge lending and mouth fucking… but by the time you read this, if you’ve never blessed a mic in ya life, you should feel more than confident to drop some slob on the top, swallow some pre-cum before it pops and feel his cock hit that deep spot.

Blowjobs are cool.
They can be a quick fix during half-time or a special moment when it happens for the first time. It can be something that is an understood agreement between two friends or a special moment when you are lucky enough to be blessed with the best blowjob you’ve ever imagined you could receive.
Foreskin or no foreskin, which is another blog post all together, a blowjob is really REALLY nice.
Sure some women feel degraded for being on their knees in front of a man but, if that’s the case, sit on the sofa and do it or lie on top of him in a 67 + 2 motion.

Either way, lick it, suck it, nibble the head of it, bite it softly, hum on it lovely… but whatever you do…

Just do it…

1)You may like it and
2)He’ll definitely thank you for it!

By Mr Oh

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