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Are you proud of your head game?

Ratlling along in 2013, I still hear stories of folk meeting people who don’t give head… for whatever reason.

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Personally I cannot fathom that such people exist even though I’ve met them myself. Probably ghosts.
But, with all that said, you know what the saddest thing is about those people?
They never have the chance to be PROUD of their head game.
They’ll never get to experience the joy of… well, we’ll get into the joys in a mo.

Head givers in general, especially those who like doing what they do, are majorly proud of the feats they can pull off with their mouths. Some are damn proud!
Both male and female.
If you are one of those said male or females then you know what pride it is I speak of.
If you’re not sure, lemme give you a scenario…

Sirs… you have her laid back with her legs over your shoulders and her lips open, hood pulled back, button exposed and ready to be pressed like R1 and you do the thing that you damn well know will make her moan or
Arch her back or
Cover her face or
Tap out or
Call for Jesus or
Try and pull your head away or
SLAP you….

And while she’s doing all these things, your down between her thighs looking up at her and saying to yourself…
“That’s right! This is what I do!”

Swap it round…
Ladies, same scenario.

He’s laid back, relaxed, you’re crouched down, ready to attack.
And then you go in.
But you dont just go in do you?
Oh no no no no…
You pull out all the stops, all the tricks of your trade you’ve learnt and you get him with it. You know there’s no point going half mast with it.
And you watch him squirm…
And look at you with shocked eyes…
And feeling his toes curl…
And hearing him moan his ass off…
And saying that right kind of saucy shit that makes you step up your game.

And all these moments you watch him go through are all done with the power of your mouth.

Now come on ladies and gents, you gotta feel a bit of pride knowing you can bring your partner down from a shit talking, bravado swinging ego monster to a quivering, heavy breathing mess who can’t seem to make it to their feet.
If you are serious with your head then you should be going through flashback moments in your sexual career when you put such good oral deliciousness on someone and made them damn near freak the fuck out.

I mean, how can you not feel proud as a woman, to put your lips around his dick and maybe a minute later, he’s done?
Yeah yeah yeah, I know… Missy featuring Ludacris and Trina… one minute man I know.
Obviously the onus is put on the man to have better stamina. And maybe he should.
Or maybe he’s had to deal with an unbelievably high grade of head that requires mental fortitude and spiritual enlightenment to survive.
When a woman has good head and knows how to use it, the man could build an Ironman suit around his dick and still come quick.
And if you my dear are like that with your head game, stand yo ass up and clap. (Cheeks or hands… up to you.)

With men in general, or personally speaking, if I’m able to make a woman come with my mouth in under 30 seconds, I won’t think she’s a one minute woman (hmmm… why not actually? Maybe it’s time to turn the tables…)
I’d feel proud of my head education and my talent with the tongue that has given me the power to make a woman cum quicker than a melting ice cube in hot water.

Those out there who don’t give head or do it just to placate their partner have no idea what I’m talking about.
But the rest of you know.

Because you have that pride, don’t you?

You have that power in your game that you can say to yourself ‘lemme give em some head and put em to sleep’ then proceed to do so…

You know that a twist of the hand there, a flick here and a quick rub there can make them react in the way you want them to.
Because you got it like that.

Now you don’t necessarily perform an X-Factor audition from the rooftops to all and sundry about the things you can do.
You save them for when someone is about to experience.

And when they do experience and they’re laying there in a heaving breathing heap and you stand over them like a victorious warrior, this is what you do.

You get real close to their face…
Inches away even…
Then take a few moments to watch them shiver and continue to feel the work your mouth just completed.
Then you copy the scene from R. Kelly’s Down Low video with Mr Biggs and you say…

“LOOK AT ME!!! I DID THIS TO YOU!!!”

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Have some pride in your head… you know damn well what you’re capable of doing… so have some pride in ya thang thang…

Like Morpheus said…

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Let’s start a #HGP (head givers pride) revolution!!!

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Mr Oh

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Splash and pleasure…

I was on Twitter the other day and up popped a reply from one of my followers(@MsCaramelCrunch) . Not to anything I had said but just a reply to something random.
So I went in search of the original comment cuz the reply looked interesting and (@siobhansings) said something along the lines of “if you have cum on you, you have no respect for yourself.”

And I thought, ‘huh?’

Has she never had the pleasurable splash of an orgasm that says ‘job well done’?
Has she never been so into a blowjob that she ignores the throaty moans that say, “I’m gonna cum…” – and just stayed there for it?
Has she never been FUCKED to a point where an unknown entity creeps out of her and begs for his orgasm to be splashed over her?

Really?
Do people still exist who are unable to take a bit of cum to the skin?
I thought they phased out with video tapes and 8ball jackets.
Not saying that we’re talking about porn scene style feats of close up shots of sperm to the lips, eyes and nose.
But then again, why not?
There are plenty of men and women out there who like their sex with an orgasm painted over them like paint on walls.
Some folk out there, present company included, like it when an orgasm is dripping off their chin, needing to be wiped saucily with the back of a hand.

It’s a beautiful thing.
If you are a woman who has, in her sexual career, let a man cum on her, you know what I mean.

It’s like a rush.
The moment you hear him building up to the feeling. Then there’s that momentary pause before it hits. Wherever it hits, you feel the heat of it and the rush hits you. If your lucky it may heighten the orgasm you were/are having.
A real delicious woman won’t be afraid to play with it

If she likes to watch him cum then she’ll take a standard missionary with him on top so she can watch him pull out and cum on her stomach. But, this lady, who likes a bit of cum on her, likes to watch it happen. If he shoots particularly high, she likes it even more.

Same with a guy.
A man having his face sat on is not gonna hear a woman building to an orgasm then slide his face out to miss it.
Hell no sah!
He’s gonna keep his face exactly where it is. Down low, between your open thighs and grinding hips looking up at you like, “you BETTER cum in my mouth.”
Because he wants it.
He wants it for the work he’s put in getting you to the orgasm point in the first place.
So, like a job where you get paid for work you’ve DONE, taking that orgasm to the face, hopefully sliding down your neck, down your cheeks and past your nose, is the confirmation that you didn’t just make her cum but you get to FEEL that orgasm.
Trust me, there’s nothing like the feel of a woman’s pussy pulsating on your lips next to vibrating thighs that keep on throbbing.
And this is from a guy’s perspective. I can imagine a womn enjoy it twice as much.

But this has absolutely NOTHING to do with his or her self-respect.
If you can’t enjoy sex and feel the need to sometimes throw self-respect, pride and other shit like that out the window, then you may not be reaching the height of what you truly like sexually. Because you are withholding from yourself.

If a woman likes to suck a man’s dick, call him Daddy and tell HIM to cum on her face, that doesn’t mean she’s lacking respect for herself.
Some people like to reenact rape fantasies during sex, doesn’t mean there’s suttin wrong with em. That’s just what they like.

You could have the most physically, mentally, spiritually strong woman want her man to flip her doggystyle, fuck her till he’s about to cum then pull out and massage his dick between her ass cheeks until he cums on her back.
Does it make her a tramp, a bitch, a whore?
Depends if she likes to be called that really.

Basically what I’m saying is, its nonsense thinking to say that you deciding to let someone get their cum on you is a sign of your lack of self-respect.
If anything, its a sign that you are now at a point in your sex that you KNOW you are comfortable enough to go there, take it there and enjoy the fact that you went there.

You knew what you wanted, you got what you wanted and you got it how you wanted it.
Where’s the lack of self respect in that?

*drops mic*

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Mr Oh

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Are you still being fingered?

I was having one of my random thought moments about people I know, people on my timelines, just people in general.
And I had a random thought…
Are women still getting fingered?

Not that quick finger action jus to get in there… I mean that real deal Holyfield, lay back or bend over finger working action that goes on for more than 10 mins?

As a teen, being able to finger a girl was as amazing as penetration…ish.
Obviously it wasn’t better, but you really liked to be able to have your finger between the warm sugar walls.
But as you get older, and hopefully, your sex game steps up, do you, as a man, or woman loving woman, still take time out to work ya fingers between those lips?

By the time you get to a certain age in your sexual career, you learn a whole bunch of new tricks and treats that turn a woman on, make her crunch her thighs and scream like a Mariah high note.
Some of these things were so amazing and made her make such wicked sounds, you MASTERED them.

Now you spend more time working on your stroke, the intensity of your head game, the choice of position, etc.
But, you also have to remember the basic, yet fulfilling, feeling of a good old work of a finger or three.
Trust me, a woman reading this will tell you the joys and joys of how good a finger or two can feel.
Not only can they feel like an introduction to how good the dick may POSSIBLY feel, they can also bring on a nice starting orgasm before any penetration has taken place.
And no one says no to an orgasm.

Plus, for the fingerer, to be able to induce an orgasm using just your finger kinda makes you wanna brush ya shoulder off a lil. The more intense the orgasm, the more you brush your shoulder off.
A multiple orgasm as the result of good fingering is the sexual equivalent of a black man becoming President. Ok, not that extreme… But…
It is a good feeling.

My personal favourite is that moment when you have a finger or two inside her and she is laying back or sitting up and her hips are grinding. Her waist is circling and she is working the fingers, trying to get the best feeling out of em…

That’s my most delicious.

I appreciate fingering.
I’m a fan 100 grand.
Too many situations to bring it in too.
I mean, let’s break it down.

From the foreplay, a fingering can help fill a hole… (That’s too easy…)

Combine a fingering with some oral sex and, trust me, she won’t say NO to ya. She may cum for ya actually. She may come a few times if you do it like me. She may KEEP cumming actually. You may enjoy her cumming so much that you keep her cumming. She may keep cumming and you get to a point where you don’t want her to STOP cumming. And she might ask you to stop because she can’t stop cumming. But you like the sound of that so you make her cum more.
Then you snap out of it and you look up and she’s breathing heavily and you look down and your fingers are dripping. (OoOoOoOo, ok, I got lost in that one a bit.)

There’s even good finger time to be used during penetration.
Maybe that might be on a different level for you but, if you’ve ever been fucked while fingered at the same time, it can be a good look. Obviously I don’t mean like three or four fingers. But just a solo finger alongside the dick and see what she thinks.
She just might like it.

THAT is the moment when you enjoy a finger.

As the fingerer and the fingeree, your both happy.

I hope you haven’t gotten to old in the game that you no longer work your finger or allow yourself some finger time with your respective other.
Remember a finger used to be all you ever needed.

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Don’t you just love when its just right?

That moment when everything about the sex may not be the best… The foreplay might be a bit off, the head, if any, maybe not to your liking or whatever…
But….
When you’ve got past all the bullshit of the politics of platoons, favourite places to be kissed, etc.
When all that has passed, and the lady may be at the stage of wet where you don’t really need to find her pussy, it kinda calls to you like a homing beacon.
You’ve gone past all the ins and outs of getting into the position where, as the woman you’ve decided to give him some and, as the guy, you’ve hit the jackpot and your getting some.
Cuz we LOVE to get some.

So when all that has passed and you may start out in basic missionary, maybe you start in a bend over hands on the floor, maybe you go for a nice leg scissors, whatever your flavour.
And, as the woman, you can feel he’s hard and you’ve figured out just by looking at the size of him whether he’s gonna be a good fuck or not.
And as the guy, hopefully you’ve checked with a finger or tongue and made sure that pussy is wetter than a rain in November.

And your there. Just looking…

That solitary moment just before the dick slides in.
Maybe he forgoes “all that staring shit” but…
It’s not about that.

It’s about that moment when he’s as hard as he’s gonna get and she’s at wet as wet can get and the dick slides in.

And he knows in his mind, “this is just the best feeling of pussy there can ever be… There is no way a pussy can feel better than this pussy right here”.
And she’s thinking, “now this is what I’m talking, fuck the fact his foreplay could do with a bit more work and, I’ll allow the fact he doesn’t give head for this dick right chea right cheaaaaaa….”

And for a few moments, when the dick is as hard as its gonna get and the pussy seems to be getting wetter with each thrust, its just the best tasting feeling you can gain from a sexual experience, also up there with mind blowing head so good you don’t come for a long time and that moment when he makes her cum so hard that she curls up in a ball and needs a moment as her body shakes for about 10-30 mins.

That moment when it just feels goooooood.
Nothing fancy, no super creative position attempt or kama sutra inspired frog style position, just a simple position that gets that perfect insertion.
When you can hear the pussy agreeing with the fucking by leaking on the dick and the sheets.
For her, every stroke is exactly what she hoped it would be.
She sized you up, she did the math, that moment when she put her hand on your dick and jerked you a little wasn’t just to make the dick feel good… She was doing dick math….
It was like ” ok, that much girth plus that much length means he’s gonna reach…. Hmm… Ok, quite deep… Let’s see…”
Then the dick slips in and its like ” now that’s good dick…”

Just that moment of supreme hardness and increasing wetness when the sex is JUST right…

Ya know?

by Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

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Cuming with your companion

Paint the picture…

Imagine an ANY sex situation where you and your partner are making the sex the right way… he is gripping the good thing well and she is writhing and wining, moving and grinding and doing everything the way things should be done.
You look in your partner’s eyes and they are having the time of their life, this is the sex you been dreaming about…
It’s the shit in every way possible…
Then you look at your partner and you can tell by their face that they are close to their orgasm.
Then they come… JUST before you do.
And ruins the whole thang thang…

Why?

Because you were planning to come at the same time as them and they ruined it… now you gotta come by yourself…

MEH!

Not everyone out there knows about the sweet, taste in the back of your throat feeling that comes attached with coming at the same time as your partner.
I mean, it’s not just the feeling of the same time orgasm but it’s the different build up for both of you as well.

Hopefully, you’ve been there…

Looking up, or down, at your partner and you can see their face. You can hear them breathing, you can see their hands grabbing and reaching and you know what time it is. Working that good feeling, you manage to get to a nice point where you can balance your orgasm out. (If you don’t know how to balance out an orgasm, check the bottom of the blog for school.)
As their moans get higher, that’s when you get your orgasm closer and closer and when you feel the first signs of her orgasm, that’s when you stroke to the end.

Simple.

But not always.
Some men find it hard to hold off or even time their orgasm to coincide with their partners whereas women, who come like WHENEVER THEY WANT, already know about the deliciousness of such a feeling.
You both lay there; hot and bothered, breathing heavily, she exhales, he inhales and its just a sweet moment.
For men, especially the inexperienced of swordsmen, it’s not easy to time or, in most cases, hold OFF their orgasm. Selfish lovers aren’t even thinking about timing an orgasm.
But you guys don’t know what your missing.
If you’ve ever been there and come at the same time as your partner, you know how how much she can enjoy it. You know the STYLE of sound she makes and how different it is to a normal orgasm sound.

I dunno what it is about such a sensation that makes it feel right… Ok, I think I do…
Sex is between two people… sometimes three or four depending on how lucky you are. So to come to a point where, after a number of hours or minutes (for SHAME), you both, at the same time, get to the height of your pleasure TOGETHER, there’s nothing better. And, for some women, there’s another orgasm hidden INSIDE a joint orgasm.

Nothing more irritating than the moment when, as a guy, you watch her getting to her mountain top and your orgasm is close close closer than close (closer than you ever could imagine USSSSSSS)
And your CLOSE but not there yet, then just as you get to the same point as her, she comes before you…

BOOOOOO…

Nothing more jarring than trying to come at the same time as your partner then missing it by a few seconds.

BUT…

That’s not always a problem. Because, to some, the AFTER orgasm is also as tasty.
The after orgasm is the moment when one of you comes AFTER the other one but its not a problem because the delay helps her own orgasm which bubbles on nicely for a few. With a man, the sound of her moan, the way she groans in pleasure and the slickness of her walls helps draw him out.

And on that note, I think it’s time for a Ric Flair style WOOOOOOOOOOOO…

Orgasms FEEL good… not just to the orgasmer but to the orgasmeee…
It’s the feeling or the build up and the surge and the heat from the liquid inside her (or in the condom).
When a man is working inside his woman (or someone else’s woman) she can feel his dick (duh)…
But when he is getting close to an orgasm, she can feel his dick get stronger, thicker, fuller…
To a woman’s sugar walls, that’s like the moment when you bite into a Krispy Kreme rasberry-filled donut and after the initial bite, the second bite you take makes the raspberry shoot out into your mouth.

(I know its not exactly like that but whatyougunnado.)
Feeling a dick get stronger inside you is always a good feeling… not just for the women…
For the man, it lets him know that there’s AT LEAST another three or four strokes before the end.
With the first shot of a man’s orgasm it’s the initial jerk, when the penis is at its hardest. The heat and feeling of the shot, condomed or not, can heighten the way she already feels.
The following shots can do the same and before you know it, she’s moaning and shaking.

YAAAAAAAY!!!

Another good aspect of the joint orgasm is the simplest, but also the most pure of good feelings. And that is the FEELING of coming at the same time as your partner. Regardless of whether they’re a one night or a one life partner, its a simple pleasure.

It’s like one GIANT orgasm… ya both breathing, sweating, moaning, mouth open, eye connecting, soul merging on some R&B song shit…

“I SAW THE SUN, THE MOON, THE MOUNTAINS AND THE RIVERS, I SAW HEAVEN WHEN I MADE SWEET LOVE TO YOU…”

Those type of tunes…

Look in each others eyes after a same time orgasm and see if there isn’t something like a glint in ya partners eyes.
Cuz they know what just took place… and they liked it…

IF you did it right, they SHOULD be shivering every few seconds too…

A shared orgasm is something that should happen all the time.. I mean you don’t have sex by yourself so you should always aim to end at the same time as your partner.
It’s NOT always easy and it does take a whole heap of self-control to be able to delay your good feeling or even speed it up but it is SO worth it…

Joint cummers who cum jointly smell the scent in my room, right?!
If you don’t then you need to train ya dick, and try some new shit…

By Mr Oh

****SIDE ORGASM****

How to balance out an orgasm…

If you, sir, get to that point and when you reach that point, there’s no way to stop it, then this is for you!

Just a few words on how to balance out your orgasm, or how to make it chill out until your ready for it.
Not easy but doable…
Really this is knowledge all men should have but, if your one of those men who don’t know, or if your man needs to learn a thing or three ‘cuz he KEEPS bussin’ JUST before you need him to, send him here…

Basically, if you feel yourself coming, stop doing what it is that you were doing to make it feel that good. And do the opposite.
So if you were working fast, slow down, if you were slow stroking, speed up.
If you have here doggystyle and get mesmerised by the way her booty shakes with every thrust, stop completely (cuz that shit will kill ya).
To balance out an orgasm to try and aline it with her own, you just have to change what your doing to something completely different until the feeling subsides…
Nothing more nothing less…

KEEP CUMMING….

(Italia Blue can keep ANYONE cumming…)

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A Rider’s waist shouldn’t go to waste

On the suggestion of one of my Twitter followers (who’s name shall be protected so no one questions her riding game), I have been asked to write a little blog about the intricacies of riding.
So, this one is mainly for the ladies… but fellas who like a rider, let me know if I’m hitting the nail on the head.

For those who aren’t down with the art of riding during sex… then this one is for you…

Riders are normal, everyday people.
They enjoy sex in all variations, usually about the time when they are able to throw their hips or waist into a position that gives them a fair degree of control.
A rider enjoys what they do. They know how to quint, tick tock, hard wine, drop it like its hot and and all that good stuff.
As a rider, rough or gentle, you, miss lady, are not afraid to get on top and let ya stomach show, whether it’s small, flat, curved, rounded or slightly flabby.
Really, it’s not your body that your worried about. It’s your technique. It’s the ride… the grind… the way the dick slips up inside you. Maybe even rubs against that internal button right nicely.

Riders and their riding game are focused on WORKING that shit. Making sure that the wine and grind is deep, connected and feeling good for everyone.
Women who like to get on top and throw it down on a man know the feeling of what it’s like to have the dick deep inside you.

When a woman sits on top and straightens her back and starts to ride, the dick gets RIGHT up in there.

SoOoOoOoOo in there, you might start to feel it in the back of your throat… if it’s one of THOSE dicks.
But the art of good riding is to make that dick touch different places inside of you. You may lean the hips to the left, rock the waist to the right just so things touch different… thangs.
For the right rider, a dick inside during the ride is an orgasm after a few rounds of the grind. For others, you have to work up to the orgasm. For some, its just a position on the way to another.

But you riders out there… oooooooh, you love it don’t ya you dirty filthy grinders you…

Now, if you don’t know how to ride… or you have an issue with riding.. or you just wanna add a new recipe to ya cook book, eitherway, here’s a few tips on how to best work the ride… And how to take it…

Lean with it-
This is a fan favourite of mine and definitely one that women and men alike prefer to use. Side effects include being sweat on but that’s a minor when someone is coming on you in such a way that they’re squeezing pussy walls on ya. You won’t really care.
Now when a woman gets on top and she rolls with the lean with it move, there are a few things to remember as a man.
Number one, you need to remember that being on top and riding means that she will have full control of the stroke. So if you are anywhere near coming, do not let her get you into this position because you WILL buss real quick.
When she climbs on, and you slip in, and she starts to rock her roll all over you, her rhythm will definitely speed up. But that’s not what you are looking out for. It is the moment when she leans forward on ya chest or on the headboard.
This gives her extra leverage in the back. When I mean in the back, I mean in the hips that she should be working and jerking. By leaning forward, she is able to work what she’s working that little bit easier.
Pound it, spin on it, circle on top of it… any kinda work.
The movement, coupled with the lean forward, comes together like moving the hair out of a woman’s face while she is giving you head. So you can see and feel it better.
Same thing.
A rider likes the freedom that allows them to pound and bang with no issues, dramas or distractions.
Best way to take this ride is to just take it. Let her do what it is she wants to do.

Put ya hands by by your side, under her arms so there is no distraction. I know its the ting to leave your hands out so that you are able to hold on, grab on, spank or control her if you need to but, don’t.
Just let her go.

You come when you come. Probably a few seconds after the HARD grind starts.

Equally sexy when she turns around in the reverse upright cowgirl.

Doggystyle ride –

As a woman, if you think that there is no way for you to jump on the ride and keep the ride going in the doggy, then you are wrong and you have been doing it wrong.
You see, in that position, a woman rules a man for how ever many strokes he can manage. He may grab your waist and decide whether to rock fast or slow but you, miss lady are in control.

You know it. He knows it.
You should know that a little twist of your hips will drive him mad, a heavy back and forth slam will make him have to come out so he doesn’t come quick.
Really though, fuck all that.
In this position, the control is in the waist of a woman when she commands him to stay still… and fucks him.
Make him stay still.
Tell him not to move.
This is the sexiest thing to a man when a woman DEMANDS that he stay still, not move, basically follows orders.
Once you’ve got him mannequin in place, back it up.
Not a typical RIDE as such but to those who excel in this position, and get a GOOD nut in this position, you know where the ride is.

In this position, it’s not as simple as just backing it up. You have to play a role with your lower half.
It may seem a little silly to get your award-winning performance on while your face down, ass up but your waist and your hips have to take on a mind of their own.
THIS is the ride.
Twist ya hips to the right as you slide off the dick then twist to the left as you take him back in. (Useful to hear a song in your head that has a good rhythm to it, helps the movement.)

THEN…

Get flat.
Not literally.
I mean press yourself down to the bed as far as you can without dropping your ass. This is the true definition of face down, ass up.
You should look like a BMX ramp the way your back is arched.
Clench yourself backwards away from him, to the point that his tip is visible, hopefully creamed with you, then take him back in, fast or slow, however you like it. Keep him still so your doing all the sliding.
Look back at him and make sure he’s watching. That adds to the thrill.

REALLY, a woman can ride you in any position you slip her into. For wrestling fans, it’s like getting caught slipping and having a figure four leglock put on you.
When she gets going, and her hips start moving and her waist starts grinding and her body starts moving, make you sit back and watch it!
It’s a thing of beauty to see, better than 3D and, for she, it should be a pussy grinding party.
Constant switch-ups, mixed with hard grinds, long strokes and deep pokes should have even the most seasoned of swordsmen trying to slow you down.

That’s the mark of a goood rider… when your doing that thang that you do and he has to hold your hips to slow you down or change the flow. That means the thing your doing is making him good to go.

A lil bounce when your on top, a lil back arching when your ass is up, a good grip on the bed when your on your side so you can really pound on him.
There’s a good rider in every woman, she just needs to find her favourite rhythm to ride on.
What’s your riding song?

Whatever it is, find it, hear it, use it, ride it, get it, sleep on it…
He’ll thank you for it…

By Mr Oh

I know the pancakes are random but are they really? Is the syrup on hot pancakes a metaphor for the orgasm you should receive as the result of a good ride? Or are the pancakes just a good prize after a good ride out?

You choose…

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That orgasm that makes you kick him off the bed

It’s something you laugh about.
You recollect sexual escapades and think back to just how funny you looked.
It makes you violent at times.
You are SERIOUS when you feel it.
The length of time you suffer it differs from person to person.
But the results are all the same.
If it’s been hit, there is no way to fight it.
Men search for it in order to feel proud of their performance
Women also search for it but hate when it hits because there is no way to stop it.
You just have to wait until it decides to stop.

I wanna say we’ve all been there but there are some fellas out there who aren’t moving to the right song in order to get the best groove.
I’m talking about the kick out.
The slap away.
The strong leg extension that kicks men off the bed all over the world and leaves her shaking.
Also known as the ‘DON’T TOUCH ME’ dance.

Universal in the feeling, women all over the world have, once in their sexual careers, had a guy who had such a magic stroke that he could make you dance in silence. Slide inside at just the right time and with the depth inline, you reach for the sky and feel the need to move him aside.
Just for a moment.
Because whatever he was doing inside you set something off. Like a chain reaction inside your body that makes you shiver.
A tap on your orgasm and he’s just opened that bitch RIGHT up.
Makes you roll up into the foetal position and hug yaself. Tight.
You suck in air through your teeth because your mouth is confused and wants to scream but won’t open.
You just need to be left the fuck alone.
You may need a moment, you may need the rest of the night, you may drop into such a sudden sleep, you wake up the next morning like, ‘what the fuck’?

But that’s the risk you take when it comes to that kind of orgasm.
When you feel it start to vibrate in your stomach, you KNOW where it’ll lead. You know how it could end, but you don’t stop… or ask him to stop.
If you do, you don’t mean it… because you WANT it.
It may come with the adverse side effect which makes you fall asleep without realising it but you go for it anyway.

Such a feeling is easily reachable, though its different strokes for different folks. (Maybe it’s just easy in my head.)
Some women like it on their back, legs up, soft and deep.
Some like to be on top and riding like it’s the Grand National. (Though when the orgasm hits and you start to shake, its harder to get him out and suffer it out by yourself…)
Some like it from the side.
Some like that tongue deep, letterbox finger flicking head with a second hand on a nipple.
It’s an open playing field.

But it’s not something that you can achieve as soon as you get to the museum. You gotta see all the single exhibitions before you get to the big centre piece.
It IS possible but usually only when a woman is by herself, doing herself, that she can make herself shake and shiver like so.
Don’t believe me?
Then watch.
Watch the lady in your life masturbate.
Look at how she how she does what she does.
When her thighs clamp together over her hand, look at her stomach and her chest.
Both heaving.
Listen to her breathing.
Shaky.

Now take what you’ve learned, add ya dick and go for it.

A nice way to get such a thang is the classic steady stroke.
A favourite and a good way to get an orgasm in any position, the steady stroke is the moment when he has to be ready to ride through for a steady length of time.
Whether women know or not is another story but for some men, it’s a bit difficult to keep up a constant stroke, because it just feels too nice.
You can tell when a man could be two strokes away from that slippery slope when, after a few moments of steady stroking he either needs to slow down or stop completely.
He may need to build up to such a state of concentration to get to such a stroke but, keep it steady and make sure you highlight her other parts.
No one likes it when you visit a buffet and only have salad.
Build it up, speed it up, deep and necessary.
Pay attention, heated session, almost makes you teary.
Now THAT’S good loving.

As a man, last time I checked anyway, there is no shame in getting kicked off the bed, punched in the gut, kung fu kicked in the groin or slapped in the jaw as a result of a DAMN good orgasm.
Sure you may have to hold your stomach for a bit or stay bent over with THAT pain in your groin but you know that when you recover and make it back to the bed, she’ll be in pretty much the same position.
This is the time when you decide whether to let her breath or get her, and keep her, going. She may not be too impressed with the second option but that’s only until you manage to slip back inside her. But don’t move, don’t do anything just stay there…
Just let her know your there.
Get your Ronald Isley on like in R Kelly’s Down Low video and look at her like, “LOOK AT ME! I DID THIS TO YOU!”

I can’t guarantee that she won’t try to punch, bite, slap, kick or try to scratch the shit out of you for not giving her the time she needed but, fuck it…
She won’t hate you for long…

She MIGHT kick you again though…

But that’s a risk you should be willing to take…

So says Mr Oh

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