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The Animal inside

 

 

It’s not you… well it IS you…

But you don’t always KNOW it’s you…

Allow me to explain…

The animal in you is the OTHER side of YOU that comes out when something, somewhere on your body is being treated JUST right.

You can’t explain it, you don’t think about it, shit, sometimes you don’t even remember it. But it happens.

How many times have you had an orgasm, or a SERIES of orgasms, then lay next to your partner and they’ve said something like, “since when do you call me a dirty fuck face fucker?”

And you reply, “I said that?”

That may have been your animal taking over.

They like to do that sometimes.

How many times have you ripped a top off someone, ripped a pair of tights in hungry anticipation, bitten someone when all you planned to do was lick ’em, make the kind of sound you’d hear in the background of the Thriller graveyard scene.

The animal is usually a hungry beast that is unleashed when your right spot is treated the right way.

For different folks, there’s different strokes.

A soft lick flick on the side of her neck, just under her ear.

Two moist fingers on his nipple while your giving him head.

A big kiss on the inside of her thigh.

A kiss full of passion, desire, need, sex and all that good stuff.

Anything.

Some folks live and breathe with their animals out on full blast at all times.

Never suck a dick without it.

But when those folk let their animals out, you best hold on to something because they will, in the purest sense of the term, FUCK YOU UP!

You may feel like you had a fight and lost.

But, we’ll get into that…

Animals, not like dogs, cats, lions, tigers, bears (oh my)

It’s more of a feeling. A rush of blood that travels through you and makes you feel like you need to impart some serious pleasure on someone or you just might explode. In the reverse, you may NEED that pleasure put on you in the same way.

Animals are usually dormant.

Sleeping a soft sweet silent slumber silently skulking for a sinful saccharine situation.

There are usually a few ways to open the cage that unleashes the beast in another person, though that’s for you to KNOW your partner enough that you are an expert in bussing that lock.

Once awake, there should be a fat lady singing somewhere REAL soon.

Animals want to please or be pleased.

That is there only purpose.

And something you did woke them up.

And now you have to satiate them.

Or they’ll do it for you.

For men and women it’s different.

Guys, at times, allow their animals out early and may seem rather rushy rushy with the proceedings, trying to get to the good stuff before the GOOD stuff.

Forgiven, it’s something that you did woman that made him so eager and hungry.

Don’t get it twisted though, it’s not ALL of those men who are like that.

There are those who just have no game and think foreplay is a mixtape R.Kelly did way back when, therefore have no idea of it’s benefits or see the point in wasting time with it.

Tut tut tut fellas.

Women… ahhh… now they have animals that make them say and do anything.

You can hold a woman’s neck and lick it with a real slow up and down tongue flick, with her head to the sky, and watch her move away and look at you like, “Mama needs to feed!”

And feed she will.

This type of animal prefers the rougher treatment. It’s the oil for her engine, trust me.

Whatever she wants just GIVE IT to her. For the love of gawd GIVE IT HER.

You could NOT. *evil laugh here*

And that would piss her off.

That’s sometimes a good place to go.

Although you’ll almost, DEFINATELY, come away with a scratch, bruise, bite mark, black eye or a pinch internal bleed.

An animal makes head a WHOLE LOT OF SLOP and a lot more animalistic head thrashing. There might be some humming, some heavy hand work and some throat-flexing deepthroat.

A quick stop, get up, over to the bed, bent over, directing you to get into position quickly.

Quicker… QUICKER…

Don’t make her wait.

BUT…

On the other hand, a woman’s animal can be soft, gentle and in need of a light touch to give her what she needs.

Her intensity may not APPEAR the same as the rough stuff in the butt animal, but her desire, her wants and the cage are the same.

A soft animal may have the sudden urge to shower you with kisses.

You may have had her on her back, flat, looking good and all that, and you were working your hips the way you do.

And she was doing it back, the way she does.

And then BAM…

You hit something that made her back arch or her forehead frown or a short sharp scream escape from her throat.

Then…

She looks at you.

And she reaches out for you.

Like she has to feel you close to her.

NOW…

Whatever you did made her NEED to kiss you.

A sexual attempt to try and give away the same amount of pleasure that she is currently feeling. Or it’s a nice cherry on top of the cake she’s tasting.

The kiss isn’t like a quick join of the lips and then back to the loving.

Oh no no, hell no…

She may wrap her arms around your neck because the kiss she needs means your not going anywhere.

She wants to taste you, to feel the same passion in your lips that she feels inside.

Animals have accents.

They LOOK like the person your fucking.

They have evil grins.

They growl.

Their not scared to slap you.

They JUST might draw blood.

They love that thing you do with you tongue and your finger.

They can taste your scent in the back of their throat.

Your presence alone wakes them up.

They make you forget moments in time.

They put you in shit you don’t even realise you do.

They snarl.

They’ll put you in a sexual figure four leg lock.

They know what they want.

And they want it NOW…

Just give it to em… for the LOVE A GAWD give it to ’em…

Otherwise they’ll just take it…

And that’s REALLY fun too…

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How skilled is your sexting?

Art.

You look at it, you take it in, you feel it, sometimes it speaks to you, makes you feel emotional at times. Sometimes its just nice.
That’s what art should make you feel.

Same with sexting.

Good sexting should make your nipples hard, your lips purse and pucker like you wanna moan, make your fingers go on a walkabout about ya person.

You know how it should be done, you are aware of BAD sexting and it has to be done at the right time when your feeling that RIGHT way.

Sexting is the art of engaging in ‘sex’ with words via a technological medium such as phone, instant messenger (BBM, What’s App, MSN, AIM, Skype, etc.), webcam or whatever…
Not such a thing back in the day. It was hard to get your partner off using a Nokia Flare on Mercury…

But with the evolution of technology allowing people in different countries to see each other and masturbate in front of each other using a camera… and for FREE?
Game MUST be stepped up.

Gone are the days of sending a message like, “what are you wearing?”
Nuh uh, no way boo boo…
It’s not about being blunt, to the point and damn near cave man about it.
BlackBerry women know EXACTLY what I’m talking about when that random guy on your list sees a picture of you showing a lil bit more skin than usual (possible holiday bikini picture) and he comes across all Rico Suave with:
“Send me a picture of your breasts.”
Or something of the like.

Now, HAD, he made the effort to spend the time talking to you, and he caught you in that mood with sexual conversation, MAYBE you might be tempted to send him a lil booty pic. Not a WHOLE one, maybe just one cheek.

Sexting is something, like sex that has to be mutual. There are plenty of guys out there who are getting pictures sent to them from random women just because the sun rises. And I know for a fact there are BBM groups for MEN only that share pics of women they’ve collected, been sent or just found online.

No I’m not snitching… women have the same groups too…

My point is these groups with such easy access to visual aids takes away from the beauty of talking to a woman and finding out what she likes and doesn’t like between the sheets. If there is the possibility that the pair of you may end up between said sheets, you may be INSPIRED to possibly take a picture of yourself, should such a request POP up.

Successful sexting has the power to turn you on and make you masturbate… you may go one step further and send them a picture of you DOING that.

Sweet sexting may make you become Spike Lee with a camera showing them just how you are doing what it is that you told them you were doing.

Super sexting will make you call them up and let them hear what your literary creativity has done to them, physically.

Due to the fact that people do it so regularly they may not look at it like this but sexting is the art of using words to arouse another. That’s a talent.

At the end of the day, to each their own. Some folk may not even engage in such for numerous reasons.

There’s no point in turning myself on.
Why write about when I could just call the person.
I don’t like to do it.
I’m embarrassed.
Why start talking about it if your not in front of me about to do it?
I wouldn’t know what to say.
There’s no one I trust to open up like THAT to.
No one worthy of getting THAT side of me.

But the other folk that do… well, you know what your picture gallery on your phone says about you…

You know when and where to say the right thing, your fluent in anticipating a moment of a possible sexting, your always up for the opportunity to engage with someone who has never done it before and your not scared to get it IN when its time to go IN, right ladies?

Sexting can be fact but it can also be fiction. Depends on the circumstances of the interaction. If the pair of you know you live in different countries and never have a chance of meeting, you can go ALL out and say you do all types of toe involving stuff. Even if you don’t.
You may both be aware of that fact, which is where the fiction of the interaction lies.

Fact is where the pair of you know that the only thing separating you from doing what your wrote in your text, BBM or instant message, is a few minutes in a car, a journey on a train or a window of opportunity.

Some people mix up fact and fiction and get cAught up.
Don’t go promising you’ll lick her pussy all night long till the sun comes up with orgasms squirting all over the place just because you THINk you’ll never see her. That’ll be the time she just HAPPENS to be in YO town with a window of opportunity.
Yeah you could meet up and have sex, but if you promised the head, and don’t come with the head, you’d be a bit of a punk.
Same in reverse ladies. If you vowed to drop on him the sloppiest, wildest, most tasty, buss in under-two-minutes head, and you come with some dry, poor handjob technique, no spit, no interest, poor eye contact excuse for a dick suck, then you might as well have stayed at home.
You and your chaperone.

I could tell ya how to sexting but DUH…
Besides, everyone has their own style of kung fu they use to get you in the mood to remove shoes, get a bit rude and get in a groove…

YESSUR…

You can’t teach someone how to be good at sexting. Like sex, your only as good as the limitations on your imagination.

YESSUR TIMES TWO

When your willing to be a participant in a sexting session, maybe you have some music on, some candles, maybe your in the bath…
Well you know what time it is…

Words are tools towards orgasms… (See: Little Black Book)

YESSUR THRICE

The orgasm WILL be nice…

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Submissive pussy eaters

We live next door to you.

We deliver your mail.

We drive your buses.

We create the melodies you dance to.

We do your hair.

We make your drinks.

We make your chicken and chips.

You see us on the train.

You say good morning to us every day.

We’re your FaceBook friends.

You send us BBMs every day.

You swap apps with us.

You drink with us.

You read our blogs.

And we are just watching you, hoping you will let us eat your pussy.

Ok, maybe not so dramatic…

But kinda true…

Okay, so the topic is Submissive Pussy Eaters.
Where do I start on such a juicy mouthful of a subject that is making my mouth water as I’m writing.

The submissive pussy eater, my friend, is a graduate from Team Pussy Eaters school of thought. But this particular clit lover enjoys a different style of ‘loving that labia’.
This person, male or female, is usually looked upon as a weaker of the two options… or three.
You have the submissive, dominant and the general ‘ I’ll do anything’ pussy eaters.

But, the submissive type is not so weak…

You see a submissive pussy eater is TOTALLY in control. Never forget that.
Ever.
Forever ever, forEVER ever?

Yes, never.
A submissive pussy eater is someone whose glass is ALWAYS full.
A woman who thinks SHE is winning when she’s grinding a face is sorely mistaken.
You see to think that holding the back of their head and REALLY suffocating their ass with your pussy is helping you out, well its MORE than helping them out.
They WANT you to get STRONG with their head.
They WANT you to open your lips and feed them.
They WANT you to rub your pussy up and down their face.
And talk shit to ’em too…

Oh sweet GEEZ LOUISE, talk to ’em…
Tell them their doing it wrong.
Hold their face and rub your pussy from forehead to chin.
Tell them their doing it right.
Make ’em work for it.
Call them something you would never say in your day-to-day life.
Get disrespectful.
Work ’em like a full-time job with overtime.
Hold it away from them.
Mush ’em with it.
Treat them like the face they are.
Bring the rain and thunder.
Sing H-Town on ’em like ‘the RAIN is falling down’
Stop them because YOU wanted to.
Get rough with ’em.
Don’t mess about.
Get what you came for.

Ultimately that’s what they want. The pleasure, for them, is:
1) To be able to be the catalyst for your pleasure…
2) To WATCH to you ‘take advantage of their face’
3) For you to come on their face

Oh you HAVE to come on their face. It would be rude if you spent all that time painting their face with your colours and NOT completing the picture.
That’s their goal at the 90th minute.
Their flash of warm fruit juice.

Don’t forget that this isn’t just a one-way street. There are a host of women out there who like a bit of force when they give a blowjob, a hand in the hair, the ponytail hold, etc.

Although there is obvious power in being dominant, the submissive type get their pleasure and power from being able to be used for what they bring to the table. Which is the opportunity for you, YEAH YOU Miss, to live out the part of you that has always wanted the opportunity to just have a face and live out all your freaky ideas.
Maybe you have someone who gives you the opportunity to break out your hard wine on their tongue but they ARE rare.
But the minority that DO exist, make sure that you call the shots, you put them where you want them, you tell them the best way to make you come.
It’s all about you… but its not.

The pleasure is in the pleasure of watching pleasure.
There is nothing like looking up from between a pair of thighs and watching and FEELING an orgasm.
If you’ve been there, even if your not submissive, you KNOW that’s a beautiful sight to see.

Now if you have a submissive pussy eater at your disposal, you probably have your own ideas of how you’d like to take advantage of their face. I say face because, as you’ll see, its not just about just the mouth and the tongue.

There are a few positions that a submissive pussy eater thrives on and really give you, the face  rider, the opportunity to let your tap flow.

SO… the first position is:

Lay back & relax:
Just lay back, put your legs up or lay ’em down, up to you. This is the classic position for getting pussy eaten from a submissive. Simple, straight to the point. Good position for getting that tongue in.
Allows you to grab the back of their head at that RIGHT moment and get that real SWEET Isley Brothers ‘In Between The Sheets’ hard wine on their mouth while their tongue hits the clit all slow.

Ass up, face down:
Don’t be afraid to put your ass in the air and tell that lowly sunnavabitch to put his or her face in. If they don’t move quick enough, grab the back of that neck and move ’em to YOUR rhythm.
In this position, you are more than allowed to get your ‘Atlanta stripper booty shake’ on with only the face to bounce back on.
Hip work is paramount here.
In this position, a submissive pussy eater can get their tongue ALL the way in and, if you’ve had that during a particularly sloppy session, you’ll know THAT is the SHIT.
There’s NO WAY I could physically know how good that feels but I DARE a woman who likes some good, sloppy stuff to tell me that does not feel good.
And don’t be scared to ride yourself up and down.
In fact, don’t be scared to do anything.

In any position with a submissive pussy eater, you may get to point where you feel like you are going a little TOO far with the way that your making a mockery of their face. It feels like there is no way that someone can enjoy the way that you are just coming over and over and over again.
And they’re just lapping it up.

OR…

Maybe you feel no way and wanna ride that face ’till the cows come home and the Sunday papers come out.
Either way, the most important thing with a submissive pussy eater is that they WANT you to push the limit of your imagination and be inventive, creative, destructive, damn near inhumane on ’em.

The pleasure is in the pleasure of watching, causing and feeling the pleasure.

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When the rain falls

‘Sunnnnnnnny days… everybody loves them, tell me can you stand the rain?’

Can you?

Have you even tasted the rain before?

Would you taste the rain if it fell on you?

Would ya?
Could ya?
Should ya?

Deep in the depths of every woman lies a dormant little place where men and women seek but don’t always find.
A place where a smile is not always guaranteed and maybe the feeling of pee is making you, as a woman, slightly uncomfortable.
Today’s woman can find and get close to this place but may stop before she opens the door.

She stops because internally, it actually hurts.
Some may wonder what happens when you keep going past that point of pain and pee and make it rain.

The rain may be a drizzle or a storm… who knows but it will rain…

The question of the matter is what will you do as a man or woman when you feel or are face-to-face with a pussy during its squirtation?

I mean, let’s say she’s on her back, legs bent next to your head, back arched, sucking air thru her teeth, holding the back of their head…
Her hips are rolling, her nipples are reaching for the sky and she’s told you that she wants to come.
And she does.

But she doesn’t just have an orgasm that coats the walls of her inner thighs and sits between the hairs on your chin.
Oh no no no…

This orgasm comes at you like a Mike Tyson hook punch (back when he was hungry).
God help you if your still eating when it rains.
You’ll cough, you’ll splutter, you may even choke just a little…

But if your not planning to be looking at the rain and, instead, it hits you while your dick is rubbing against her good spot, you still have to wonder…

What the HELL is this liquid that is spraying out of her pussy like a burst water main?
Is it come, is it pee, what the HELL is it?

And where does it come from?

If you are one of the lucky men in the world who get to witness a woman squirt from her pussy, there is ALWAYS some point where you think to yourself, what is it?

Is it really pussy juice that manages to squirt into the air like an old school water fountain?
Or is it just urine?
Are you getting peed on?

And therein lies the issue men have or worry about when it comes to squirting… is it her orgasm or urine?
Cuz if we’re real, we know men don’t KNOW the ins and outs of the female anatomy too too well so they’re not sure where the spray comes from.
But they still worry about it.

Joke is, the more he worries about it, the softer his dick will get.

When a woman is reaching that plateau of pleasure, she feels hot and bothered, pleased and pleasured and she feels like she’s about to do a number one in between the sheets…
Not so Flo Jo… it ain’t so…

Because if you go past that feeling, what you’ll find is a small or maybe even a large spray of liquid.

Just for the record, its not pee, contrary to what you may have heard, seen, believe or tasted (or maybe you got bumped and she peed on ya just a little).

But when it happens, what do you do?
Are you scared of it or do you go to and put your fingers and face right into it?

The sheets are soaked, its going thru to the matress and she is still spraying.

Cha, I say you throw yaself into that liquid face first and two finger ready.
It’s coming from the same place her normal orgasm comes from, just at a faster, more powerful rate (don’t quote me on that).
Don’t be scurred of it, its not pee…

It’s the result of a good days work… sheeeeet (Clay Davis voice) that means you have the right to take the nut to the face, to the eye, to the cheek or to any other place she aimed it.

YOU caused it dag nammit so SIP from the cup… if you don’t wanna do that, keep on playing with her while she’s squirting.

God knows if you’ll ever get her back into such a situation, you may have got her to do it on a random ting… so while she’s there, keep the party going.

Keeping her coming…

Some women can squirt, some can’t, some don’t even want to and others are DYING to do it but, for men, squirters are not to be feared.

They just project what they want…

How ready are you to receive it?

If a woman asked to squirt in your face, could ya take it?

If a woman asked you to make her squirt, do you think you could do it?

Did you even know that women could squirt?

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Power of the Feline

Your a woman!

You know yourself… at least I hope you do…

Because you my dear are the most powerful woman on the planet.
As a mother, sister, daughter, cousin and a WOMAN, you are built to stand the test of time…

And you give birth too…

There’s not a salute big enough…

But there’s something that women HAVE that, to men, make them leaders.
And men want it.
Something that mpake them our mistresses of indecision.
Our hostess at dinner time between the sheets.
Something that makes men slaves to the alter of THE WOMAN.

Shhhh, down kitty…

Yessur…

I’m talking about the Power of the Feline. Or pussy… or vagina if you wanna be proper. Narni if your old school, vajayjay if your LIKE THAT, phat monkey, blue magic, endo, gushy stuff, sugar walls, camel meat, downtown, lower smile and the many different variations we use.

As a man, I can easily admit that in my youthful experimentation days, I got caught in the Power.
More like grabbed round the throat and choked to within an inch of my life.
That sweet thang had me spending money I didn’t have, making promises I couldn’t keep and doing things I was strictly against.
But the Power was too strong and the owner of the Power knew how to use it.

Though they may not admit it, men are reading this thinking they fully have control of the Power in their lives.
Sure, they’ll beat it up and dagger it down but, do they REALLY have it under control?
Think about it guys…

You may know how to make the pussy vibrate with your Mario pipe but, at that moment of dripping wallpaper and succulent rhythm, you can’t imagine being anywhere else.
That is the Power on yo ass…

But the worst thing about the Power… and this is one of those unspoken things that you notice but never talk about…
The fact that a woman’s Power grabs you from the moment you look at her.
She might not be giving it to you but, as a man, you’ve pictured her legs on your shoulders and her sex faces humming to your song.

It’s like you can smell it…

The Power can make a man do damn near anything.
It’s sheer force will make a man go into his pocket for some ching ching… and men LIKE their ching ching…
But the Power tells him to do it…

He can TASTE it in the back of his throat and its fucking up his head.
Now SOME men are hip to the game that the Power brings but they still have their moments of weakness…

Hold on… wait…

See, the Power’s at work in my mind…

You haven’t even hit it yet…

The Power is so damn strong that you are behaving like an idiot for her and questioning things in your own life and you are yet to hit the skins…

Where’s the control now?

Behind every strong man is a strong woman but the Power of the Feline is running his mind.
He can describe to you blow-by-blow the last time he suffered as a result of the Power’s… power, lol.
Maybe he came to pick you up and waited the extra 20 minutes you took to get ready, complaint free…
Or he did something that surprised you in a good way…

It’s the Power at work…

Sweet to the taste and slick as grease on the fingers…

The Power is the IDEA of pussy… the thought of being inside it, the memory of the time she creamed on your dick in thick globs and sucked it off, any opportunity just to be in its presence.

It can start wars, make a clever man dumb and destroy lives in the wrong hands.

Some women use it for good, some women use it for evil (cough Katicus Stackicus cough), some don’t use it at all and some don’t even know they have it.

But really, women don’t have to put effort into using it.
The Power of the Feline is a strong subliminal thing that is right before your eyes but your still blind to it.

In our highly sexualised society, women are pushing their Power in ways like never before.
It’s in music, on our TVs, in newspapers and magazines and in our homes.

These may possibly be the rantings of a highly sexual writer whose had his ass whupped by the Power many times, OR, there are one or two vajayjays out there inflating in the lip area at the thought of the Power emanating into the ether.
Not to be confused with general bad hygiene.

Do you see the Power of the Feline?
If your a woman, do you feel it?
Do you use it?
If your a man, have you HONESTLY ever been assaulted by it?
Can you harness it?

Do you REALLY understand how deep it goes?
No pun intended.

Writing Little Black Book 2, the Power of the Feline is sprinkled ALL over the pages… just wait and see…

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Bang Bang Buss-ted…

Let me paint a picture…

It’s sexy time with you and your partner,lover, linkage, jump off, etc. And there you are puttting your best ‘back into it’ effort, thinking to yourself, “I’m gonna knock this one out and make her buss.”
And before you know it, things are on the way to ending. And unless you know the secret ass flex move to stop the orgasm, you’ll start the skeet skeet skank and your snapping the condom off… or looking for the flannel/towel/tissue for clean up.

HOW did that happen? Thought you had it under control didn’t ya? You were stroking steady, then your knees got weak and now you’re fucked?

Now she’s lying there. She can see the confusion on your face and can feel you not being as active with your flow as you were.
Then she looks at you. Like to say, ‘OH, did you… just… oh…’

Bredrin, if you’ve ever been mid-stroke and you start to come, you know when she figures it out. She might look at you with that pity face that says, ‘awwwww, can’t handle the pussy huh?’

But what’s your next move after that?
Do you apologise and put it down to fatigue?
Or do you apologise and find another way to keep the party going until round two wakes up?

A general complaint from women is that men will usually get that nut then get that sleep or get gone.
And that’s true.
At least for those who don’t mind eating some pussy.
For those who don’t nyam, you may find after you’ve come that there’s not much to do.

Not true…

There’s tons to do dude, its just fighting past that lazy, sleepy feeling that is starting to creep up on you.

Not sure if women truly understand the science behind a man’s orgasm and that damn  special fork in the road to pleasure that, once you’ve past it, you can’t stop… getting there.
But regardless of whether her pussy or mouth put you in this shrivelled position, its up to you to bring it back so she knows that wasn’t a fluke ting.

Look at it like this: if she made you come like that, go repay the favour.

How DARE she do what she did to make you come before you planned to?

Has she lost her FUCKING mind to add that moisture to your dick to make you come the way you did?

Are you just gonna have that?

She made you come without hardly any effort and your happy for her to get away with this?

Well, fuck that for a fondle,  fumble and finger…

That type of thing does not go unnoticed.
(In fact, those things get special space in the old memory banks.)
If you’re in this position right now or are having sex with someone who KNOWS how to make you come quickly, you need to reverse it…

“Don’t be pussy whipped. You gotta reverse it. Whip that pussy. BANG BANG BANG BANG…”

I’m telling you, the moment you start getting sonned by pussy, soon, there will be other pussys that’ll be treating you like the same kinda bitch…
Cuz women TALK…

So… like Rev Run says, whatyougunnado?

Man up and handle that!
Number one, she’ll appreciate  the force of your decisive movement towards her… and two, she may not see it coming. So be original… get in there…
There are nipples, a neck, torso, legs, shoulders that also need attention.

But that’s what she wants.
She wants you to go and get her.
Punish her with pleasure for making you feel so good.
Lick her, tickle her, restrain her, kiss her somewhere, massage her, hard wine her, tick tock from the back, smile from between her thighs, make her hold her ankles and feed you… 

If your nowhere near a Round 2, then you need to make sure you know which fingers reach her warm spots… and if you eat the poontang, then its even better.
Set up camp and pitch your tongue tent into the ground.
(I know I talk about head a lot but, what can I say, I’m a possible addict.)

Whether you eat or don’t eat, it doesn’t matter.
Some women will disagree but, if you have game between the sheets, she won’t notice that you haven’t eaten her out because she hasn’t stopped coming.

Start the foreplay again… that’s if you dropped some foreplay in the first place. Oh PLEASE say your dropping foreplay game… otherwise what do you have genetilia for?

(Obviously I know foreplay isn’t what groin were made for only but, they help.)

Mens…

Don’t be scared to buss a quick one. There is nothing wrong with getting a quick one out the way.
You could wank one out beforehand but that would totally defeat the purpose of the sex.
An orgasm can be a nice way to break up the rhythm of what your doing and that could do wonders for her orgasm.

And, just FYI, round two is always better than round one. It’s better, stronger, longer, faster and will give you, ladies, what you were searching for in round one.

But… not all men have two rounds and may put their life and soul into the first.

So fuck fast, fuck slow, fuck like you know, but most importantly, all parties involved must arrive at the city of Emerald, lol.

Mr Oh

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All about eating pussy… tips, tricks & secret licks..

Over the last few days, with my blog now up and running (thanks if you’ve had a look FYI), I’ve let you know who I am and what I do…

As Steve Harvey said, “Now we done got that shit out the way…”

I want to write about a saucy subject…

And this particular one is top of my pile of panties…

Friends complain about it, exes loved it, someone didn’t think I could write about it, those who aren’t getting it are craving for their partner to spend more time doing it and its especially annoying when your bredrin is getting some of the best and your just at home… PISSED and getting none.

Yes, I’m talking about head.
And I’m talking TO the heads that like to give it. And those who dont.

Head. Cunnilingus. Brain. Nyaming. Muff diving. Furry Plating. Box lunching. Carpet munching. Following the yellow brick road. Going downtown. Eating off from the two foot table. Bowcatting. Australian kiss. Eating that shit (my personal favourite)

Whatever you call it.

However you do it… but do you do it?

First stop on our downtown trip is the man out there who refuses to get his face wet.
This breed of man is usual strong in his belief that he will never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never never do it.
That’s it.
End of.

Unfortunately, this dude regularly meets the woman who either looks at him strangely when he goes for the head push. And the woman who will strap up her bra and have them jeans up quick fast.
Their favourite line is, ‘if you don’t eat, you don’t greet’.

Now you got dry balls.

Forever and a day, there’s been an stigma attached to the act and people see it with such a negative connotation.

That can’t be said for the man that likes to get ALL up in it… *cough cough*

Why don’t some men do it? Some feel its beneath them (literally), some can’t get past the whole ‘not-eating-anything-that-bleeds’ drama (erm, chicken? And you swallow that.)

Some men are stuck in their ways about it but, some of these men, WILL tell you they eat pussy in order to get pussy, hoping they’ll never have to do it.
Easy ploy; get a quick blowjob, get her straight on her back and hope the orgasms make her forget.

ADVICE: do they still make you? Yeah, pussy is good when its wrapped around ya dick but, have you HEARD some of the noises a woman makes when you really hit that top right spot with ya tongue?
Really, those noises will have her girlfriends envious, which will make them want you more… its a chain reaction, lol…
Everybody wins…

Second stop on our head train downtown is the best way to eat a pussy…

*rubs hands together*

Okay, this is comprehensive, extensive, well documented, face flushing advice from a bona fide ‘sit on my face’ addict…

The best way to eat pussy is…

Well…

I could say the best way to eat pussy is just to eat it but that’s not true. Some out there are faking the funk with poor representations of good head. They have it in their mind that just the fact that they’re down there warrants good head.

WRONG!

Just cuz you can doggy paddle, don’t mean you can swim in the ocean…

The same way women are particular about things like clothes, shoes, handbags is the same way they’re particular about how they like their head.
Let’s break em down into ‘head ladies’:

Clit only womens…

Not as simple as it sounds.
Just because you’re focussing on one part, doesn’t mean your on your way to shaking thighs.
What if she likes a finger at the same time? Does she like a suck or a tongue flick?
Did you think of that?

Clit only womens are particular about how their buttons are treated.
Don’t go in all rough and tough like it owes you money.
Be easy with yaself…

No doubt she’ll tell you how she likes it if you’re not hitting it right. If you have yourself a clit only woman, you’ll need a strong tongue and an even stronger jaw. Cuz when she starts making THAT noise and your looking up at her thinking, ‘is that an orgasm?’ – only for her to calm down, your jaw and tongue may need a second wind.

Clit only womens like a good tongue flick. Sometimes slow, sometimes fast.
But they like it.
Find out if she likes her whole clit covered or if she just likes the tongue. You should find that out by the sounds she makes.

Exposing the clit allows you to REALLY get into it… best fingers to use are index and middle…

Remember ya fingers… useful at the RIGHT time capisce?

Oooo oooo, and always give it a kiss. At the right sensitive time, a nice deep, tongue flicking kiss on her clit will make her back arch like a C.

Next head lady is…

Tongue fucker chicks

An acquired taste of head woman.
A tongue fucker chick wants your tongue in her pussy.
That’s all there is to it.
Right now.

That, my friend, is the only place you need to think about.
If your not sure if you have a tongue fucker chick, try this out.
Next time her thighs are over your shoulders, give her clit some attention then just… dip ya tongue in and out.
What did she say to that?
If it was a high pitched sigh, then you have you a tongue fucker chick. If she moves to put your head back on her clit, then its clit only.
Again, you’ll need a strong tongue and jaw for the job. You may find yaself fighting lockjaw at one point.
But you soldier through.
Heck knows she’s thanking you for it.

If fatigue kicks in, slip a wet finger in to carry on the sensation until the feeling in your jaw returns.
It’s all about keeping the party going…

Tongue fucker chicks are big fans of looooooong stabs.
Don’t fuck around and do all your quick stabbing early and lock up your jaw…
Tek time…

Start at the front door.
Knock a little bit.
Have a look at the decor.
Admire it.
Congratulate her on such beautiful design.
Take a slow tour of the whole house.
Find her favourite rooms.
And visit them regularly.

The final head lady is…

Mixed… with a finger

If you have this lady in your bedroom, then you already know how busy you are.

Cuz, THIS lady, is a full face workout.
You better know your way around THIS house because she’s gonna want a full inspection.
She’s called Mixed… with a finger because she likes a mix of both clit only womens and tongue fucker chicks styles.
And she likes them with an added finger or two.

Variety is key with she.

Keep her on her toes.
Three licks up top.
Tongue kiss further down.
Trail up for another tongue kiss.
Work the first finger.
Join the finger.
Swap tongue and finger.
Five cent.
Ten cent.
Dollar.

If she’s grabbing the back of your head… GOOD TIMES
If she looks down at you like you DISGUST her… GOOD TIMES
If she tries to push your head away… THERE’S AN ORGASM COMING…

So stay there…

But… careful…

There’s a place where head can get TOO good.
Yes, I know, I couldn’t believe it either.
When the head is too good, for a woman, it feels like she wants to pee. For some, that is the start of a squirting episode.
For others, its quite a painful experience that means you HAVE to stop.
But sense the moment.
Use ya spidey sense…

Third and final trip downtown is an ode to head.

Geez Louise, there’s nothing like it!
To have a woman look down on you and all her eyes are saying is, “more of THAT please?”
Sweet victory.
Or to have your head crushed by the rumblings of a stomach trembler.
Say what you want about man OR WOMAN who likes to do it but those folk are rated highly on personal sex lists.
Penetrative sex is one type of orgasm but a head orgasm is known to create and sustain the highly-sought after ‘thigh shaker’.
For some, the thigh shaker is just a myth. That’s for men and SOME women.

Shame on the dude who last gave you head…

For head addicts, there is more pleasure for self to be found in being between a woman’s thighs.
To look up at her and watch the effect your mouth is having in her whole body is majorly empowering.
Believe me.

Watching her slide, try and get away from such an onslaught of pleasure. But she doesn’t want to get far enough that you stop.
If you get her there, you have every right to start PLAYING with the pussy.
Don’t get ahead of yourself and start trying, ‘this is my pussy’ but give her random pauses. Then return with a different flow.

Basically, head… is necessary.
Not just for you woman.
OH NO NO NO!

Your pleasure is a byproduct of what is needed. And if that pussy is going to be eaten, that BY GEORGE, it WILL be eaten.

Sleep in it all night if I have to…

I mean if YOU have to…

So says Mr Oh…

Don’t forget…  Little Black Book – out now on amazon

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