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Questions for GROWN freaks

Where did you put it?

How much did you like it?

Does the dick feel as good this time as it did last time?

Have you ever been horny enough to fuck on ya period?

When was the last time you recorded yourself having sex?

What’s the most number of times you’ve had an orgasm in one session?

Do you prefer soft lips on the clit or strong ones?

What IS the best way to suck a dick?

After a woman has come why does she HATE the man? (Usually when she’s rolled up in the foetal position.)

How do you treat the gooch?

Do you like it SoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo wet that your slightly embarrassed to request it?

When was your last tit wank and pearl necklace?

Have you ever been blessed by a submissive pussy eater?

Has the right touch on your neck and a clever lick on your nipples ever made you have an orgasm?

Clit only, clit mixed with a finger or tongue hole only?

Where is the most interesting place you have had sex this year?

Can you NOT come and feel like you still knocked the pussy out?

Have you ever been forced to MAKE her suck your dick?

What is it about having someone looking down at you and making you do that damn thang that is just so damn alluring?

Do you let them watch you come?

Do you know what the rabbit ears are for?

Can you look in my eyes and see what I want to go down?

When was the last time you kissed and licked the back of her knees?

Where do you put your hands when it’s time to kiss?

Ever watched her do her the way she does her when it’s just her doing her?

How long can you hold a dick in your throat without the gag reflex kicking in?

Who started it?

Are you just an enabler for good sex?

Does she come in the five Oh’s (pre-foreplay, foreplay, oral, intercourse, post-foreplay)?

Please don’t say you are one of those women who has never had an orgasm?

Do you swallow or do you like to play with it… or even have it decorate your face?

Does anal just do it for you?

How well can you work a Rampant Rabbit?

Can you take a dick dog?

Do you wanna be a dirty bitch or a filthy fucking bitch tonight?

If a massage is requested, is it understood that both of you will be naked?

Are you really embarrassed that you fucked on the first date?

Does the music you play help you to fantasise about someone else?

Have you ever worn either pair of Japanese Rain Goggles?

Could you cuckold?

Who’s that person who you’d LOVE to fuck but you’re SooOoOoOoOo not allowed?

Would you let her trib on your thigh?

Sitting in his lap, can you take the dick and spin on it 360 degrees?

What is the best song to come to?

Ever had a man’s words take your clothes off?

If you’ve had a 3some and still seek a challenge, what’s next?

Do you like to fuck with the windows open or as loud as you can, just so the neighbours can hear?

Are you an expert with a dildo?

How filthy is your mouth when you talk that shit?

Are you aware that your mouth has been watched for a long time?

If yo mama was down, you know we’d end up on Maury right?

What’s the most unusual thing you’ve ever used to have an orgasm?

Ever had a blowjob while doing a handstand?

Do you put a condom on and go instantly soft?

Are you fucking to your full potential?

Do you wish your soft man to be more rough with you and your rough man to be a little more gentle?

Is she so fine that you can’t imagine desecrating her with the depraved thoughts that are running through your mind right now?

Can you REALLY handle the wok?

Have you shown your partner what you’re capable of?

Does it feel good or are you just settling because there are no more options around at the moment?

When was the last time you had your mind turned on?

Ever got so into it you let them spit in your mouth?

Do you use the two handle twist and turn method (Supahead)?

Ever thought about sneaking a finger into his ass?

Isn’t the sight of a woman ass up, face down just so damn come-enducing?

The more she talks, the more you want to please, right?

Is there a questionable picture in your phone or email right now that you look at as a reminder?

All you want is one night, not too much to ask for is it?

If he had the right keys, he could make you do all types of nasty shit couldn’t he?

Ever been dick slapped?

Has a kiss ever given you an erection?

Ever had sex somewhere your parents have sat on, eaten on, slept in or bathed in?

Can you really deepthroat or do you just gag?

Do you interlock fingers?

Are you eating her pussy the way she wants? Are you SURE?

Ever been doing something to someone so well they call you a “dirty fucker” and mean it?

You know exactly what you’re doing don’t you?

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Shy guys

 

 

Shy guys win… Every single time!

They don’t get as much credit for the amount of WINNING (Charlie Sheen swag) they actually achieve in their lives but they are winning.

There’s no trophy for em, there’s no awards show, no recognition at all… just the knowledge of knowing that they did what they did… or that you had something done to you by a shy one.

What I’m referring to is the fact that shy guys win here, they win there, now what?

Why are shy guys winners?

Because there are a wealth of women out there who are looking for a shy guy. Someone unsure of himself, someone not SO confident, someone who isn’t like the last bastard you let into your life (or worse, your heart) someone who ISN’T the last bastard you let between your thighs.

Good looking, attractive, kinda quiet, not so much of an extrovert…

Why do some women want this kind of man?

Because shy guys are the equivalent of a blank canvas to a painter, a drum track with no beat or harmony, a church girl who says she’s never given head and ACTALLY hasn’t, a house that is yet to be painted.

A shy guy is a blank piece of paper for an experienced woman to get her hands on and generally fuck up if, and how, she wants to.

When I say fuck up, I don’t mean she’s wants to start giving him some Ike Turner life lessons. I mean, she wants to fuck him up. Sexually fuck him up.

Throw him down and play ‘tiger caught the prey’.

Grab his head and make him EAT THAT SHIT!

Don’t tell him what to do, MAKE him do it!

A blank canvas is the perfect thing to fuck up anyway you want. The canvas is blank so it doesn’t know any better… or worse.

If your a woman and you recently met a shy guy who seems rather introverted and not into a lot of things, he may be prime for a fucking up. 

I’m using the term ‘fuck up’ in terms of laying ’em down and REALLY giving them the dictionary definition of a good seeing to.

A hold-down, cramp inducing, hardcore, slobber knocker, brow sweating, pie eating, madness of a sex session.

This is what the shy guy gets to look forward to.

This is when a man gets to see a woman in her full, not giving a fuck, I’m going in and I’m bringing out a corpse, feel like life is sucking out of you, I can’t walk, I need to sleep orgasm mode.

When it comes to shy guys, you can either find a real shy guy or a normal guy playing a shy guy. Either way, a woman is looking to school, educate, THEN fuck him up.

A real shy guy, who doesn’t REALLY know anything about anything, will come to the table with shy requests, a shy voice and a shy disposition and be quite innocent and pure (to a point where you can TELL they are not experienced) and simply be like a lamb to the slaughter between your sheets.

A normal shy guy, who maybe role playing or isn’t REALLY a shy guy, could still make things interesting. They could still allow you to take out all your stress and emotions on them while you make them your submissive pussy eater. They MAY turn it around on you once in a while and give you something you wouldn’t expect from a shy guy but you expected that.

Both are useful, both types of men can give you an orgasm (depending how stressed you are and how HARD you wanna work it out).

But the B-side of the shy guy is that he may not be ready for such things that you are about to pull out on him, thus, not be able to HANDLE what you wanna do.

Ya shy guy may not be very experienced, in fact, he may not be experienced at all in the art of certain things but that just means you have to school him.

And when school is in session, you have carte blanche to do ANYTHANG and do it in the vein of ‘Oh, I’m just teaching you’.

The teacher might be a bit heavy handed and she may want to suffocate you during the lesson, but once you learned, you’ll be expected to showing what you’ve learned.

 If you are REALLY shy, don’t take too long to learn though.

Nothing worse than a pissed off woman who has a shy guy at her disposal and isn’t getting to take advantage the way she wants to because she has a real deal, awkward positioned, thinks the labia is the clitoris shy guy who needs a map to find your vagina.  

Shy guys don’t always finish last.
It’s not the open-minded, freaky deaky, do it up the rear seat folk who are getting all the loving.

Shy guys score too!

Like all the time…

I bet there is some shy guy somewhere in the world getting ridden by an angry woman like a wild stallion right now.

And, like a soldier, he is taking it.

He is letting her curse him out. (He knows she doesn’t really mean it)

He is letting her grab his face and mark up his skin . (Bruises heel.)

He wants her to scratch him. (It feels good.)

He’s a shy guy… he wants all those things, he just doesn’t know how to ask…
So go out there and get him…
And fuck him up!
As your coming, say Mr Oh taught you…

By Mr Oh

 

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Little things that make BIG explosions

Little things… (thanks @SimoneKarmaRae)

The things that make you smile to yourself when no-one else is around.
They take place every day.
Right in front of you.

Driving down a long road and every light happens to be green, working in the office and you roll up a paper ball and shoot from the three-point line and SWISH, finding money in your clothes that you didn’t know was there, etc.

In the bedroom, the LITTLE things can cause big explosions and inspire a normal person to become an animal in the blink of an eye.

Different people have different triggers but we all have something we like to see or do or feel that makes us go from cool, calm, collected lovers to damn beasts.

When I say little things, I mean minute things like watching a woman take a top off.

Oh sweet mercy and Red Sea, watching a woman take over a top in preparation for some loving is such a sexy thang. Especially if she’s taken her jeans/trousers/skirt off first.

Standing there… looking all leggy and righteous. Then she reaches for her top, crosses her arms and up and over it comes.

The way she takes it off isn’t where the sexy is found, it’s in the reveal of her skin. As a man, you know that if the top has come off, you’re doing okay, but to be presented with her skin so close to you, makes you wanna get the party started. Damn near ravish the woman.

At the right time, a little thing can not only add an extra spark of electricity to the union, it can make a person come, it can put a person to SLEEP and can make a woman have a multiple orgasm.

The scale of little things that people like is so varied that this post could go on and on and on… but each ‘thing’ is understandable and can be appreciated by anyone. Even if it is a bit on the weird, freaky, WTF side.

A dude who likes his ass played with could be looked at with ridicule and shouts of ‘homo’ by closed minded folk, but those men who have indulged before can understand at least. And those that aren’t down at least know that there is SOME sort of pleasure to be gained from it.

They just ain’t ready to open up, pardon the pun.

A woman who likes a man to run his fingers in between her toes may not get a hi-five from those who are afraid of toes but you can at least appreciate that foot play DOES have some turn-on capabilities.

Obviously, those are two examples of extremes of little things but they vary from person-to-person.

Funny thing about little things is that the best time they happen is when the person doing them doesn’t realise that they are doing it.

Watching her bend over to get something out of a cupboard and the top of her panties peek out. Not a whole string, just the top.

A little frill from the top of a pair of purple French knickers.

Running her hands through her hair, clearing her face and sighing heavily while closing her eyes. She looks like she’s drifting away for a moment.

Am I the only one who wants to get into her space, steal her breath and be inches away from her when she opens her eyes?

Little things that happen outside the bedroom live in your memory when you get into the bedroom.

You remember last week when you watched her spray perfume on her neck as you now lick behind her ear and she hums like an old negro spiritual.

She’s riding you so hard, it’s like she’s trying to erase you from existence and all you can think about is when you watched her randomly putting her panties on, sliding them over her calves, sliding them up her thighs and POPPING over the caboose…

 

CHOO CHOO!!!

OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo…. I’ve got a good one.

Watching her eat or drink something.

Oh yeah… I’m gonna go into this one…

Make it clear how a small turn on becomes a large, humongous, back-cracking burden.

Your sitting in front of him.

Your out or at home, your choice.

Let’s say your out.

There is food or drink in front of you.

Let’s make it some alcohol.

Something you’ve never tried before but always wanted to.

You pick up the glass, you look at it, analyse the colour, get close so you can smell its essence.

ALREADY, he’s watching you.

The way you hold the glass, how your eyes wonder at the mystery in front of you, the sweet sin across your face as you like what your nose inhales.

He’s picturing how you’ll hold his dick, how you’ll look at it and analyse it before you suck it, the way you smile just before you give him your ‘tried-and-tested’, make-em-buss-quick-not-to-be-messed-with head game.

And you haven’t even sipped it yet.

The first sip is the first lick.

The savour of the flavour is the moment she looks up with eyes that say, “I’m taking this dick to school,” just before deep-throating.

The swallow, followed by the appreciation of each and every ingredient, is the moment after the first lick and suck. And she looks at him like, “If you can’t handle that, then THIS is gonna kill ya!”

  • A woman’s walk
  • Being on a train or bus and she’s holding a rail and her shape defines right in front of you
  • Adjusting her bra strap
  • Brushing fluff from her thighs
  • Turning to face you with a look of, “What did you say?”
  • Biting her lips
  • Washing plates and dancing to herself
  • Licking her lips
  • Listening to her SLOW JAM and watching her gentle she becomes with herself
  • Breathing in general
  • Doing ANYTHING in oversized tracksuit bottoms, a t-shirt or vest and a headtie

 

Like I said before, little things are everywhere for everyone. They take any shape, happen at any time and arouse and entertain in the moan of an orgasm.

We enjoy them in the office, on the way to work, at the club, in the supermarket, while at church and everywhere else.

Little pleasures that start trains of thought in your head that get saved in your mental roladex for those stolen moments when you say to yourself, “Remember when she was tired the other day and stretched and her booty-to-back ratio popped out? That was nice.”

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