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Do submissives exist?

He’s sitting there.
Or maybe he’s not depending on how you run your thang.
Maybe you’ve already put him to work.
Maybe you just like the idea of having him around before he gets to his true purpose for being with you.
After a moment, the mood in the air has changed from watching an episode of Csi to having him between your thighs while you’re looking down, watching him with his tongue extended making feather touches on your clit.

Have you ever met such a person? Or as they’re officially called Submissive pussy eaters.
I wrote a blog on such a subject two years ago on my blog Submissive pussy eaters and since then, have things changed?
Are there more men out there who are making themselves solely available for the purpose of eating you out?
Are the women of today still suffering the likes of Mr Non-eater or even worse sub-standard head that makes you think “you might as well have not bothered.”

Would you say you’re hearing from friends or experiencing yourself the experience of a submissive who you have an agreement with where the only thing they go there to do is eat you out?
They could come round and sit with you and just chill before you stop proceedings and just pull down whatever you have on and just say… “Heeeeeeeey, its that time? ”

Have you met such a person? Are you still suffering?
Or are you secretly enjoying the sweeting, no stringing, lip smacking, clit shining, head grabbing, eye contacting, dirty cursing, thigh kissing, eye rolling, tongue lashing, dominating, face cumming, no stopping head and keeping this lil piece of information to yourself?
Not telling anyone because you don’t want your dirty little secret to get out? (Little Black Book readers see what I did there…)

Do YOU have a submissive pussy eater in your possession?

Question by

Mr Oh

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Shy guys

 

 

Shy guys win… Every single time!

They don’t get as much credit for the amount of WINNING (Charlie Sheen swag) they actually achieve in their lives but they are winning.

There’s no trophy for em, there’s no awards show, no recognition at all… just the knowledge of knowing that they did what they did… or that you had something done to you by a shy one.

What I’m referring to is the fact that shy guys win here, they win there, now what?

Why are shy guys winners?

Because there are a wealth of women out there who are looking for a shy guy. Someone unsure of himself, someone not SO confident, someone who isn’t like the last bastard you let into your life (or worse, your heart) someone who ISN’T the last bastard you let between your thighs.

Good looking, attractive, kinda quiet, not so much of an extrovert…

Why do some women want this kind of man?

Because shy guys are the equivalent of a blank canvas to a painter, a drum track with no beat or harmony, a church girl who says she’s never given head and ACTALLY hasn’t, a house that is yet to be painted.

A shy guy is a blank piece of paper for an experienced woman to get her hands on and generally fuck up if, and how, she wants to.

When I say fuck up, I don’t mean she’s wants to start giving him some Ike Turner life lessons. I mean, she wants to fuck him up. Sexually fuck him up.

Throw him down and play ‘tiger caught the prey’.

Grab his head and make him EAT THAT SHIT!

Don’t tell him what to do, MAKE him do it!

A blank canvas is the perfect thing to fuck up anyway you want. The canvas is blank so it doesn’t know any better… or worse.

If your a woman and you recently met a shy guy who seems rather introverted and not into a lot of things, he may be prime for a fucking up. 

I’m using the term ‘fuck up’ in terms of laying ’em down and REALLY giving them the dictionary definition of a good seeing to.

A hold-down, cramp inducing, hardcore, slobber knocker, brow sweating, pie eating, madness of a sex session.

This is what the shy guy gets to look forward to.

This is when a man gets to see a woman in her full, not giving a fuck, I’m going in and I’m bringing out a corpse, feel like life is sucking out of you, I can’t walk, I need to sleep orgasm mode.

When it comes to shy guys, you can either find a real shy guy or a normal guy playing a shy guy. Either way, a woman is looking to school, educate, THEN fuck him up.

A real shy guy, who doesn’t REALLY know anything about anything, will come to the table with shy requests, a shy voice and a shy disposition and be quite innocent and pure (to a point where you can TELL they are not experienced) and simply be like a lamb to the slaughter between your sheets.

A normal shy guy, who maybe role playing or isn’t REALLY a shy guy, could still make things interesting. They could still allow you to take out all your stress and emotions on them while you make them your submissive pussy eater. They MAY turn it around on you once in a while and give you something you wouldn’t expect from a shy guy but you expected that.

Both are useful, both types of men can give you an orgasm (depending how stressed you are and how HARD you wanna work it out).

But the B-side of the shy guy is that he may not be ready for such things that you are about to pull out on him, thus, not be able to HANDLE what you wanna do.

Ya shy guy may not be very experienced, in fact, he may not be experienced at all in the art of certain things but that just means you have to school him.

And when school is in session, you have carte blanche to do ANYTHANG and do it in the vein of ‘Oh, I’m just teaching you’.

The teacher might be a bit heavy handed and she may want to suffocate you during the lesson, but once you learned, you’ll be expected to showing what you’ve learned.

 If you are REALLY shy, don’t take too long to learn though.

Nothing worse than a pissed off woman who has a shy guy at her disposal and isn’t getting to take advantage the way she wants to because she has a real deal, awkward positioned, thinks the labia is the clitoris shy guy who needs a map to find your vagina.  

Shy guys don’t always finish last.
It’s not the open-minded, freaky deaky, do it up the rear seat folk who are getting all the loving.

Shy guys score too!

Like all the time…

I bet there is some shy guy somewhere in the world getting ridden by an angry woman like a wild stallion right now.

And, like a soldier, he is taking it.

He is letting her curse him out. (He knows she doesn’t really mean it)

He is letting her grab his face and mark up his skin . (Bruises heel.)

He wants her to scratch him. (It feels good.)

He’s a shy guy… he wants all those things, he just doesn’t know how to ask…
So go out there and get him…
And fuck him up!
As your coming, say Mr Oh taught you…

By Mr Oh

 

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Submissive pussy eaters

We live next door to you.

We deliver your mail.

We drive your buses.

We create the melodies you dance to.

We do your hair.

We make your drinks.

We make your chicken and chips.

You see us on the train.

You say good morning to us every day.

We’re your FaceBook friends.

You send us BBMs every day.

You swap apps with us.

You drink with us.

You read our blogs.

And we are just watching you, hoping you will let us eat your pussy.

Ok, maybe not so dramatic…

But kinda true…

Okay, so the topic is Submissive Pussy Eaters.
Where do I start on such a juicy mouthful of a subject that is making my mouth water as I’m writing.

The submissive pussy eater, my friend, is a graduate from Team Pussy Eaters school of thought. But this particular clit lover enjoys a different style of ‘loving that labia’.
This person, male or female, is usually looked upon as a weaker of the two options… or three.
You have the submissive, dominant and the general ‘ I’ll do anything’ pussy eaters.

But, the submissive type is not so weak…

You see a submissive pussy eater is TOTALLY in control. Never forget that.
Ever.
Forever ever, forEVER ever?

Yes, never.
A submissive pussy eater is someone whose glass is ALWAYS full.
A woman who thinks SHE is winning when she’s grinding a face is sorely mistaken.
You see to think that holding the back of their head and REALLY suffocating their ass with your pussy is helping you out, well its MORE than helping them out.
They WANT you to get STRONG with their head.
They WANT you to open your lips and feed them.
They WANT you to rub your pussy up and down their face.
And talk shit to ’em too…

Oh sweet GEEZ LOUISE, talk to ’em…
Tell them their doing it wrong.
Hold their face and rub your pussy from forehead to chin.
Tell them their doing it right.
Make ’em work for it.
Call them something you would never say in your day-to-day life.
Get disrespectful.
Work ’em like a full-time job with overtime.
Hold it away from them.
Mush ’em with it.
Treat them like the face they are.
Bring the rain and thunder.
Sing H-Town on ’em like ‘the RAIN is falling down’
Stop them because YOU wanted to.
Get rough with ’em.
Don’t mess about.
Get what you came for.

Ultimately that’s what they want. The pleasure, for them, is:
1) To be able to be the catalyst for your pleasure…
2) To WATCH to you ‘take advantage of their face’
3) For you to come on their face

Oh you HAVE to come on their face. It would be rude if you spent all that time painting their face with your colours and NOT completing the picture.
That’s their goal at the 90th minute.
Their flash of warm fruit juice.

Don’t forget that this isn’t just a one-way street. There are a host of women out there who like a bit of force when they give a blowjob, a hand in the hair, the ponytail hold, etc.

Although there is obvious power in being dominant, the submissive type get their pleasure and power from being able to be used for what they bring to the table. Which is the opportunity for you, YEAH YOU Miss, to live out the part of you that has always wanted the opportunity to just have a face and live out all your freaky ideas.
Maybe you have someone who gives you the opportunity to break out your hard wine on their tongue but they ARE rare.
But the minority that DO exist, make sure that you call the shots, you put them where you want them, you tell them the best way to make you come.
It’s all about you… but its not.

The pleasure is in the pleasure of watching pleasure.
There is nothing like looking up from between a pair of thighs and watching and FEELING an orgasm.
If you’ve been there, even if your not submissive, you KNOW that’s a beautiful sight to see.

Now if you have a submissive pussy eater at your disposal, you probably have your own ideas of how you’d like to take advantage of their face. I say face because, as you’ll see, its not just about just the mouth and the tongue.

There are a few positions that a submissive pussy eater thrives on and really give you, the face  rider, the opportunity to let your tap flow.

SO… the first position is:

Lay back & relax:
Just lay back, put your legs up or lay ’em down, up to you. This is the classic position for getting pussy eaten from a submissive. Simple, straight to the point. Good position for getting that tongue in.
Allows you to grab the back of their head at that RIGHT moment and get that real SWEET Isley Brothers ‘In Between The Sheets’ hard wine on their mouth while their tongue hits the clit all slow.

Ass up, face down:
Don’t be afraid to put your ass in the air and tell that lowly sunnavabitch to put his or her face in. If they don’t move quick enough, grab the back of that neck and move ’em to YOUR rhythm.
In this position, you are more than allowed to get your ‘Atlanta stripper booty shake’ on with only the face to bounce back on.
Hip work is paramount here.
In this position, a submissive pussy eater can get their tongue ALL the way in and, if you’ve had that during a particularly sloppy session, you’ll know THAT is the SHIT.
There’s NO WAY I could physically know how good that feels but I DARE a woman who likes some good, sloppy stuff to tell me that does not feel good.
And don’t be scared to ride yourself up and down.
In fact, don’t be scared to do anything.

In any position with a submissive pussy eater, you may get to point where you feel like you are going a little TOO far with the way that your making a mockery of their face. It feels like there is no way that someone can enjoy the way that you are just coming over and over and over again.
And they’re just lapping it up.

OR…

Maybe you feel no way and wanna ride that face ’till the cows come home and the Sunday papers come out.
Either way, the most important thing with a submissive pussy eater is that they WANT you to push the limit of your imagination and be inventive, creative, destructive, damn near inhumane on ’em.

The pleasure is in the pleasure of watching, causing and feeling the pleasure.

By Mr Oh

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