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Are you proud of your head game?

Ratlling along in 2013, I still hear stories of folk meeting people who don’t give head… for whatever reason.

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Personally I cannot fathom that such people exist even though I’ve met them myself. Probably ghosts.
But, with all that said, you know what the saddest thing is about those people?
They never have the chance to be PROUD of their head game.
They’ll never get to experience the joy of… well, we’ll get into the joys in a mo.

Head givers in general, especially those who like doing what they do, are majorly proud of the feats they can pull off with their mouths. Some are damn proud!
Both male and female.
If you are one of those said male or females then you know what pride it is I speak of.
If you’re not sure, lemme give you a scenario…

Sirs… you have her laid back with her legs over your shoulders and her lips open, hood pulled back, button exposed and ready to be pressed like R1 and you do the thing that you damn well know will make her moan or
Arch her back or
Cover her face or
Tap out or
Call for Jesus or
Try and pull your head away or
SLAP you….

And while she’s doing all these things, your down between her thighs looking up at her and saying to yourself…
“That’s right! This is what I do!”

Swap it round…
Ladies, same scenario.

He’s laid back, relaxed, you’re crouched down, ready to attack.
And then you go in.
But you dont just go in do you?
Oh no no no no…
You pull out all the stops, all the tricks of your trade you’ve learnt and you get him with it. You know there’s no point going half mast with it.
And you watch him squirm…
And look at you with shocked eyes…
And feeling his toes curl…
And hearing him moan his ass off…
And saying that right kind of saucy shit that makes you step up your game.

And all these moments you watch him go through are all done with the power of your mouth.

Now come on ladies and gents, you gotta feel a bit of pride knowing you can bring your partner down from a shit talking, bravado swinging ego monster to a quivering, heavy breathing mess who can’t seem to make it to their feet.
If you are serious with your head then you should be going through flashback moments in your sexual career when you put such good oral deliciousness on someone and made them damn near freak the fuck out.

I mean, how can you not feel proud as a woman, to put your lips around his dick and maybe a minute later, he’s done?
Yeah yeah yeah, I know… Missy featuring Ludacris and Trina… one minute man I know.
Obviously the onus is put on the man to have better stamina. And maybe he should.
Or maybe he’s had to deal with an unbelievably high grade of head that requires mental fortitude and spiritual enlightenment to survive.
When a woman has good head and knows how to use it, the man could build an Ironman suit around his dick and still come quick.
And if you my dear are like that with your head game, stand yo ass up and clap. (Cheeks or hands… up to you.)

With men in general, or personally speaking, if I’m able to make a woman come with my mouth in under 30 seconds, I won’t think she’s a one minute woman (hmmm… why not actually? Maybe it’s time to turn the tables…)
I’d feel proud of my head education and my talent with the tongue that has given me the power to make a woman cum quicker than a melting ice cube in hot water.

Those out there who don’t give head or do it just to placate their partner have no idea what I’m talking about.
But the rest of you know.

Because you have that pride, don’t you?

You have that power in your game that you can say to yourself ‘lemme give em some head and put em to sleep’ then proceed to do so…

You know that a twist of the hand there, a flick here and a quick rub there can make them react in the way you want them to.
Because you got it like that.

Now you don’t necessarily perform an X-Factor audition from the rooftops to all and sundry about the things you can do.
You save them for when someone is about to experience.

And when they do experience and they’re laying there in a heaving breathing heap and you stand over them like a victorious warrior, this is what you do.

You get real close to their face…
Inches away even…
Then take a few moments to watch them shiver and continue to feel the work your mouth just completed.
Then you copy the scene from R. Kelly’s Down Low video with Mr Biggs and you say…

“LOOK AT ME!!! I DID THIS TO YOU!!!”

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Have some pride in your head… you know damn well what you’re capable of doing… so have some pride in ya thang thang…

Like Morpheus said…

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Let’s start a #HGP (head givers pride) revolution!!!

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Mr Oh

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Givers keep on giving…

We do don’t we?
We can’t help it and, to be honest, we don’t want to.
Why? Because we are givers.

And we rule the motherfucking world!
Folk out there are looking for us en masse because they know we exist.
They KNOW that we rule and they would like to experience what it means to truly be ruled by a giver.
If you’ve never met a giver, then may the spirit of sex come along and ruin your next orgasm with a phone call or someone knocking on your door as you are seriously slacking on your macking.

A giver is the person that throws a particular sex rule out of the window. It’s not really a sex RULE but its an unspoken sidenote, which is, when it comes to oral sex, there should be a fair amount of give and take involved.
But, to a giver, that isn’t the way they are necessarily thinking.

A giver is someone who throws that out of the window and says to themselves, “fuck this, I’m HAPPY to be where I am… Just… Leave me here for a while…”

You see a giver isn’t thinking, ‘oh no, lemme not give him too much head cuz he only gave me 2 mins of mediocre head’ or ‘she didn’t even make my dick wet when she went down… She only deserves a clit lick or two then I’m done…’

To a giver, that’s too much thinking. Because when they get down to getting down, they WANT to be there as much as you want them there.
There is nothing they would rather be doing than watching and hearing the pleasure they are putting on the person at their whim. No thinking of time or performance levels or an early orgasm, they are jus happy to be there. Doing what they do best.
See givers are folk who already KNOW that their head game is top notch, so they know that while they spend time between your thighs, you are having the time of your life.

Think about the last time you got head from a giver. Head from someone who wasn’t instantly trying to slip the dick out of their mouth before they’ve expolored how deep they can take it. Head from that person who stays down there above and beyond the amount of time you thought they would.
They weren’t scared to put you in a number of prime intelligent positions to get that brilliant oral sex that you really needed.

Many people have givers sitting right next to em but don’t know it because they think that their own excitement is what fuels the giver to give in such an exciting fashion. But that’s not it.

See, we’re excited to be there because WE want to be.
We like the whole shebang of a head moment.
For a man or a woman giving head to a woman, we like the whole moment. From approaching the thighs, making them separate, inhaling the first scent of vagina in your personal space. Listening to the flesh on flesh moisture sound of the lips parting just for your mouth to impart the knowledge that you know will improve however they were feeling before you got between their thighs.
For a woman, or a man, who likes to suck a dick, they know how they feel when they watch or feel a dick get hard for them at the prospect of what you are about to do to them. They instant stiffness that grows when they are touched, when they are revealed, when they are released.

A giver’s technique is that of porn experts and multiple orgasm teachers.
They know ways to make you cum with their mouths that you probably never knew existed.
But that’s what you get when a giver crosses your thighs.

They are not just working for you, they are working for themselves. For your pleasure as much as their own. The sound of your moan feeds their groan. The taste of liquid in their mouth makes them please you more.

Ultimately, a giver wants to give you what you already want. They know what you like and how you like it and they even have the cajones to implement new things without testing them first because they KNOW you will like it.
A giver won’t shy away from taking an orgasm to the face.
A giver will know the many techniques you like that make your toes curl, your hands reach out to tap out and force them away from between your thighs.
A giver is good at what they do and that thought feeds them in their pursuit, not just to please you but to show you that they know what they are doing.

If you are a giver and you are GOOD at what you do, then keep doing your thing. I know and share the sentiment and the feeling you get when you reduce your partner to a wreck of a heavy breathing, eyes squinting, mind lock down, crazy facial expressing mass of human flesh who cannot seem to move or understand what just happened to em.

Givers rule…
There’s nothing more that can be said.

By Mr Oh

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The lip below…

I’m part of a team.

Of which Bria Myles is a member (unknowingly)

A special, unbreakable, ever-growing, remarkable team.

It isn’t a fickle team with weak link members. We stand strong everyday and rep whenever we can.
Because that’s what we do.
A lot of people in the world are a part of this team, yet don’t seem to fully be aware until they are presented with the sight of the one thing that makes this team special.

If you are reading this blog then you are probably a part of this team.
Wear the uniform proudly.

My name is Mr Oh and I am a high-ranking member of Team Bottom Lip Sucker.

Firstly, I am a full-lipped, round mouthed mofo fo sho doe.
I’ve grown with these lips, been attached to ’em from the day I was born and grew them myself.
But when it comes down to the amazing art of kissing, a big lipped person is, USUALLY, the shiiiiiiiiit. (I don’t like to toot my own lips but… OHHHH YEAAAAAH.)

If you’ve ever shared a kiss with someone with large, round lips, then you know how amazing it can be. The way their lips feel so soft and comfy and bouncy and, when wet, how slippery and erotic they feel.

But there’s an individual act of kissing that makes this team the strong unit that we have become since our inception.
And that is the art of the amazing, beautiful, great feeling, seriously erotic bottom lip suck.

Saved only for the truly talented kissers out there who know that a kiss isn’t just a foreplay move before you try and reach for a breast or slide a finger beneath the waistline.
A bottom lip suck, as a receiver, is the just… UuUuUuUuuuum hmmmmmm…
It makes you back straighten, your eyes widen, your body melts, your ears pop and God comes down from his Lazy Chair on high and gives you the Carlton Banks wink and the gun.
As a giver, that’s a whole lot of different feelings and internal niceness.
When you go in for a kiss with a big lipped person, you know that it can possibly be one of the best kisses….. EVER…
Now everyone’s kissing technique is different but, the bottom lip suck, that should be a STANDARD.
If fingers, nipple tweaks and intercourse are standard aspects of sex then bottom lip sucking should be too. (Or as I like to say it in a Nigerian accent ‘borrom lip’.)

When was the last time you sucked a good bottom lip?
You know a lip when you see it. More often than not, you walk past that person or they work in your office who has that GOOD lip that you’ve seen and thought, “GOOD GOD, I’d suck that bottom lip”.
You’ve seen them bite it, watched them play with it, stared at it when the person talks, watched it expand when they smile. It’s like they are teasing you and the lip is looking at you like, “come on then, come get me… wish you WOULD come and get some…”
That’s usually when you get caught in a daydream which you wake out from with the person staring at you like “what are you staring at”?

All because of that DAMN lip…
That good lip…

Take a minute, stop and THINK about a good borrom lip you’ve seen and always wanted to suck on. You know what I mean. That one borrom lip that has made you think of crossing the distance between you and slipping that lip into your mouth and just chewing it.

Hmmmm…. Delicious…

As a youngster who grew up hating his lips, due to the fact that rubber lips, bum lips and trap mouth, were regular names I was called. But when D’Angelo came out, it was like I was a new man. I’m telling you, that dude helped make me feel comfortable with the size of my lips.
Then I started using them the way they were supposed to be made.
Now I’m a grown ass man with some big ass lips… and I know how to use these big ass lips…. YESSSUR!!!!

I know I may have said it before but I LOVE a borrom lip. Besides the great feeling of having them slide up and down your body, fiddle with your ears and the ABSOLUTELY IRREPLACEABLE feeling of when a good borrom lip sucks your dick, it really IS all about the borrom lip suck.

The best behaviour for a borrom lip suck goes a lil something like this…

Get that lip in your sights.
Stare at it.
Let your eyes tell the owner of said borrom lip that your coming for it.
Let the lip see you coming…
Prepare your own lips for taking them in.
Approach the lip and figure out how you are going to take it down…
Smile at it…
Watch how the lips meet…
Then kiss the lips… don’t just take it… smooth, slick and nicely…
Then, once the owner of the lips knows that you are happy with the kiss…
Drop ya lips an inch and take the borrom lip..
Don’t just bite it and lick it…
Kiss it.
Take that one lip between both your lips and kiss it.
Suck it…
Rub your tongue along it…
Let it ALMOST slip out of your mouth then catch it and nyam it all over again…
Take ya thumb and fold it down so you can give it a smooth lick…

If you’ve done this right then you should be able to suck her borrom lip and make her cum. That’s right… CUMMMMMM…


(Team Borrom Lip Suckers – could you imagine having Lethal’s borrom lip inna ya mouth? GEEEZ LOUISE,,,(

Suck a woman’s lip the right way with the right amount of pressure and the right amount of moisture and she will come in your mouth.
That’s the mark of a good borrom lip sucker.

And that is why I rep this team all day e’er day, 24/7, 12/365.
If you have a sexy borrom lip out there, rep that and remember that there is somone out there who has seen you and your borrom goodness and is thinking ’bout sucking it right now…

So says Mr Oh

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Nipples – the neglected arousal

We love em
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We stare at em
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We use ’em to feed
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They draw our attention through clothes.
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They smile at us
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Creep up on us.
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Tell us things..
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Read people
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Like people
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Check the weather
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Distract

Rise and fall
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Have seed sprayed on em.
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But why aren’t nipples loved in the same way or loved DOWN the same way that the clit is enveloped (do you know about the clit envelope?) or the same way that a woman’s vagina is fingered and filled?
Are there people out there who have yet to experience the feeling and emotion of a good nipple licking and sucking and massaging that sets up the same kinda feeling that trickles along the trail of an orgasm?
Nipples are everywhere… poking thru sheer tops, locked under bras and pressed against windows with soapy water and they, like the back of a woman’s knees, are regularly left alone and not given the love, respect and arousal techniques that they deserve.
Nipples are genius little things because, well, there’s two of em. They change right before your eyes, we all have our favourite ones and if your lucky, you meet someone who has a really large pair of nipples who makes you think, ‘Wow, those are some big ass nipples’.

As a lover and a lover (I said it twice ‘cuz I don’t play, lol), nipples are a part of the ‘sexual mini trinity’ of a woman and should be taken into account and PRAISED.
This tripod of poking parts are a part of Monica Geller’s ‘7’ and can be reached by ya hands, ya mouth or other extremities.
Wrap a tongue, take a flick, rub it down, grind it on, cup the ting, buss pon it, tit wank the ting, but give some time for the nipples.
So, how do you treat nipples?
Not YOUR nipples, I mean the nipples of the OTHER person?
Do you treat ’em with respect?
Do you show ’em love?

If you don’t here’s a few ways for you to show your partner’s nipples that you are well versed and well aware of the double in the tripod that deserves your full and undivided attention.

HANDS – with your hands, you need to make sure that you realise that its not just about your fingers in this, its your whole entire hand.
Whether you grab ’em all out, softly stroke, lightly caress or give those breasts and nipples a good squeeze, you gotta give it SOMETHING.
If your partner likes hands, make sure you grab from the bottom of the breast until you end up at the tip, with a nipple between your fingers.
If ya partner prefers soft touches, strokes and the like, give em smooth, slow, deathly teasing touches on his or her nipple.

Now, if you’ve had some hands on ya breasts and nipples and you need a bit more, then your respective other needs to use their mouth.

MOUTH – now, here’s where nipples should REALLY get loved. When a nipple is in your mouth or you have their nipple in your mouth, you should know that this is the one place where they want you to be.
Wet mouth only. Not a soaking, drooling, spit covered mouth that needs a towel or a bib.
I mean wet enough that ya partner can feel the moisture, they can feel their nipple slipping and sliding in your mouth, they can hear and FEEL just how good your making it.
With a nipple in your mouth, there are a number of ways to tackle the nipple and increase the pleasure factor. Teeth, lips or suction.

TEETH – okay, the more dangerous of the options to go with when it comes to nipples in your mouth. Dangerous because its the quickest way to get ya partner to stop, drop and pull up the panties if you bite too hard. And then no one’s sucking anything.
ANYTHING!!!
Teeth CAN be useful when they are softly used on a nipple… sort of like a little chewy chewy movement on the nipple. It works, feels good and sometimes makes a sensitive feeling in ya partner that definitely moistens.

LIPS – if you want the lip treatment on your nipples then here is where the tips lie.
This is one of those situations where big lips are majorly helpful (though there are no sex situations where big lips are a bad thing).
With ya lips, and ya tongue, it is expected that you’ll do a lot of lip wrapping and tongue moving around the nipple. With ya tongue involved as well, there is no way that your partner won’t show you some sort of sign to say that they are enjoying themselves.
A good one to use with the lips is called the ‘center lick’ (and yes I do like to name things)
More for the ladies than fellas, it starts with a breast in front of you.
With your lips pursed and ready to do what needs to be done, start with a kiss on her breast. Not a peck like the breast is your aunty, not a quick thing either. The kiss you start with has to envelope as much of the breast as you can manage to get into your mouth without looking or feeling greedy. As long as the nipple is in the center of the kiss then you’re fine. While your mouth is over the nipple, you have to make sure that no part of your mouth touches the nipple.
Your saving that for last.
This kiss has to end at the tip of her nipple, so its a sort of withdrawing kiss. When you get to the end of her nipple, that’s when you introduce your tongue. As your lips are reaching the tip, send your tongue out to give the expected connection with a slow circle around the nipple.
Maybe speed up, maybe slow right down, maybe combine the teeth, mouth, hands and lips.

If you’re lucky enough to meet a woman with a pair of breasts big enough, then make sure you put both those breasts together and lick, suck, play, nibble ’em at the same time… (not everyone’s cup of tea or cup size as there are some bee stings out there but sometimes an unexpected pleasure for the larger cupped lady.)

Nipples hold a particular sensation that is not easy to replicate with a good stroke game or the ability to make her have 20-30 orgasms (though if she comes that many times, she’s not thinking about her nipples… *Rasputia voice* how YOU doing?).
Now not everyone is a fan of nipple play but you’ll never know unless you reach for ’em. And, as I said before, if you touch ya partner in the right way, at the right time, with the right pressure and momentum, you can make your partner have a sweet like chocolate orgasm.
Not everyone woman is able to have an orgasm from just their nipples played with but it IS possible. That is evidence of a major skillage between the sheets and will have her looking at you like, ‘so you can make me come like THAT huh? What else can you do?’
And you’ll see that question in her eyes, and that’s just too damn sexy.

As foreplay, during the sex, after the sex, between some breast sex action, during a kiss, before clothes come off, while they’re asleep, with a soft breath, without you even doing anything to ’em, nipples are a part of the ‘sexual mini trinity’ that deserve the same love, respect and effort that goes into every and any aspect of your sex game.
Respect the Trinity at all times.

By Mr Oh

****This is my 69th post so if you like, hate, agree, disagree, ‘hell yes’, ‘hmmm, I see what he means…’, anything, leave a comment… mark a milestone…**********
– it’s a STRONG 69

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Good clitoral behaviour


Here’s a question that didn’t make the ‘Questions for Grown freaks’ blog post but…

Women, how many men would you have thrown out of your bed, or how many beds would you have gotten out of if the other person didn’t know the correct prim and proper clitoris behaviour?
Would you have had as much sex as you’ve had if you got yo ass out the bed when said person treated your clit with the disrespect it didn’t deserve?

Clitoral behaviour is basic, old school training that everyone and their mama should know about. Ya mama probably knows about it too, though its not the type of thing you wanna think about.
Men may not realise but clitoral behaviour is very VERY important. It’s important to do it well but it’s also important to know it so you can do it right…

It wasn’t in any sex education class, nor did ya bredrins tell you about it when they spun their tales of sexual conquests.
The first time seeing pussy, I remember looking at a clitoris and thinking, ‘what the hell pleasure can you get from that little thing? Looks like the power button on a TV remote.’
Turns out there’s a lot of pleasure to be found behind the hood of a clitoris.
For some women, it’s more pleasurable than intercourse.
Many a man has met a woman thinking he is going to get some, only to get some clit play and sent on his way, pissed off.
But the clit is more than a power button… well… it IS a power button.
Press it the right way and you will get better than HD/3D results live.

Clitoral behaviour is about how you approach it, how you touch it, how you treat it, feel it, blow it, lick it, be one with it, define it… do what the hell it tells you to!
A woman’s whole libido can be thrown out the window if ya fingers are too eager to get between her smile without stopping at her clitoris. And if ya clit technique isn’t respectful, that’s another way to change a mood.
Or… and this is the worst, if ya getting hot and bothered and you, as a man, think ‘we’ve been kissing and grinding and groping long enough, I’m taking a finger and I’m going in.’ You slide a hand in, only to have it moved back UP to the clit.
Plenty of men have had this done and felt that momentary iota of shame, like, ‘dammit, should’ve gone clit first’.

So, first rule of clitoral behaviour…
Always go clit first when indulging in finger play. IF you know you have her wet enough to go finger first then do so but remember, playing with her clit can make her wet (if she isn’t) or make her wetter.

Next rule of good clitoral behaviour is about your method of massage. Now THIS rule is a very important one and your attention should be fully paid here. Why? Because you are, in essence, challenging her. I’ll explain…
A woman masturbates. And, when a woman masturbates, it’s something different to when a man does.
(Besides the obvious differences.)
A man wraps and works and that’s basically it, maybe he’ll spit on his palm first or lotion up but the premise is the same. So when it comes to a woman jerking him off, she is challenging his OWN technique to see if her own way of doing it matches up with his enough to make him come.

But, a woman, in all her splendorous splendor, needs more than just one way of working it when it comes to her clit.
When a woman plays with herself, fast fingers work but slow fingers also work. Up and down with one can be righteous at the RIGHT time but small circles with three fingers (two holding the lips open and one circling) can make her grab for the sheets.
She might enjoy two quick fingers brushing across from left to right, or a strong, periodic flick at the right time.
So many ways…

Where was I…?

Ah yes… paying attention…

The reason I said to pay attention is because, if you’ve managed to have her in a few different situations such as phone sex or been able to watch her masturbate, then you already know what she needs and how she needs it.
You already have the answers to the question she is asking in her head, which is, ‘will this motherfucker even know where my clit is?’
If you’re meeting someone new, and you haven’t crossed those voyeuristic bridges yet, then you’d have to go in blind. But, you gotta pay the same attention.
Pay attention to her.
Going in blind means you have to feel for her feeling.
Don’t think you can mimic ya trigger finger during a COD: Black Ops session on her clit.

Come on son.
Have some finesse with it.

Try different massages and finger combinations until you find that thang that makes her inhale her own breath, that makes her hug you real tight, that magically delicious thing that makes her hips start to wine and grind on ya fingers. (That’s quite easy to do when you have a finger or two inside her, but get her hips moving with some finger combinations on just her clit and you’ll feel proud of yourself.)
Once you found that something that she likes, don’t stick with it, keep it percolating… find what ELSE she likes, but keep THAT move in ya mental roladex.

Next rule of good clitoral behaviour is a short and simple one. Always remember, and never forget, to EXPOSE the clit. Before you play with it, lick it, grind on it, always expose it. A clit with a hoodie is like going to the hairdressers or barbers and having the best hairstyle ever, then covering it with a trucker cap. No one is getting to REALLY benefit.
You can play with a clit over the hood and be fine and dandy, but to let it out, free and exposed, that’s straight contact. And nothing beats straight contact.
Finger or tongue, nothing beats straight contact.

Next rule is… not to forget the clit!
Due to the fact that there are plenty of other good , fun, curvy rides on your theme park, men like to try and explore them all. And, okay, SOMETIMES, we forget about the rides we started on.
We can START there, move onto the having a finger inside, nipples reach mouths, panties come off, things wrap up, things slip in and before you know it, the casabah is rocking.
This is not true of all of us but it does happen.
If you know what ya doing then you already keep the clit alive and throbbing in whatever position you can reach it in. Even if you can’t reach it, you still seek it. (Doggystyle)
Good example of such is if a woman is on top and working like she’s TRYING to make you come.
Reach for it yes.
Good way to display her multi-tasking skills. Because if she’s got you right where she needs you, the introduction of clit play will bring another level of pleasure. She may try and move ya hand. But notice I did say TRY.

I can’t throw in a rule about how to EAT a pussy using good clitoral behaviour… every man is different… plus I’ve blogged about such subjects before (see: Submissive Pussy Eaters and All about eating pussy… tips, tricks & secret licks)
But I will say be gentle with it.
Again, exposing the clit let’s you get that straight contact. And even if your technique sucks (pardon the pun) she can at least get something out of it, hopefully.
Put your tongue in the same gear as ya finger was before and make it work for ya.
Since you’re there, dip ya tongue inside a few times then come back to the clit for a VERY nice sound from her. (Go head, try it, I’ll wait…)

While I’m waiting, I’ll finally say that the basics of good clitoral behaviour all start and end with paying attention to her!
If you know how your lady likes her lower level played with then you already know what your doing, but, for someone tasting someone new for the first time, you gotta make sure pay attention to her.
It’s so simple and, really if we did it more when it came to observing good clitoral behaviour, you’d probably be squirting by now (unless your one of those lucky ladies who changes her sheets REGULARLY!)

In a situation where you feel you are displaying good behaviour and she takes ya hand or fingers and SHOWS you how to do it, OBVIOUSLY you might feel a little way about it. Like you don’t know what your doing. But don’t take it so.
Take the guide and the movement hints and make it work for ya.
Adapt it… but not too much… she might it like just like that…

Just… like… that…

So the next time you have the opportunity to make with the massage at clit o’clock, take these rules with you and see how well you observe good clitoral behaviour.

If you’ve done it right then she will be letting you know how well you did.

By Mr Oh

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Turn toes to turn ons

Toes huh?

Not everyone’s plate of pasta but definitely something to always keep on the table.

Or under it.

Toes, as we all know, live on the end of our feet.
They crack when its cold, some of them have little werewolf-looking hairs growing on the top of em, some of them have rings… but, basically, they’re down there…

Usually passed over during erotic moments when all your thinking about is making the badussy (RIP Bernie Mac) feel good.
Last in the pecking order of possible places you MIGHT put your mouth if you were asked in the right tone.
Not usually thought of as a place to INCREASE the sexy…

Not necessarily true….

First things first, you, yes YOU, need to get over your fear, phobia and general distaste for toes.
A lot of people aren’t even comfortable with their own toes, let alone sucking someone else’s. They just dash the right amount of cream on em and cover them in socks and shoes.

But there is something sensual about putting a toe in your mouth and giving it right good lick.
Don’t screw up ya face and cringe, you put your mouth in worse places.
The problem with toes is that, on some people, they just look WRONG.
Like God cross-breeded them with a eagle and gave them claws.
And they are able to go down to any stream and snatch up fish when they are ready.
Those are toes that stay far away from any mouth, lest you visit the dentist for extensive gum work cuz them there toes will scratch your tooth root.

Should you be lucky enough to find a pair of feet with some nicely manicured, perfectly shaped, no E.T. finger looking toes, just look at em.
Don’t suck em yet… you gots to crawl before you can walk…

Hold the foot in your hand, inspect it, get to know it.
Give the foot a rub and a caress with a soft kiss on top for electricity.
Don’t give her no rough house, man style foot rub like your trying to get to her skeleton, feel the foot for where and when your fingers need to press in and when they need to glide over.
But don’t glide too softly, she’ll start giggling.

If you’ve ever sucked toes before or had your toes sucked, you are aware of the pleasure of feeling a tongue swirling around, leaving a wet trail.
Not to mention the sensation of having a big toe sucked. (If it is she who is sucking the toe, it may give him an idea of what the head will be like.)

I’ll tell you the best time to suck some toes.
This is a tried and tested method of trying toe sucking. Maybe she asked for it, maybe she didn’t and your just feeling experimental.
Either way, you’ve both gotta be grown about this.
Your already fucking by this point so your already being grown.

Okay, so, lay her down and get a nice rhythm going inside her. Make sure your at your hardest while your swirling around. Kiss her with real nice, soft, passionate lips, let her feel how much your enjoying the moment.
Sit up, but stay inside her.
Lift her thighs from either side of you and lift them up to your shoulders till both ankles are by your head.
Now, the true art of this type of toe sucking, if your not familiar or comfortable with it, is to give her combined pleasure.
The slip and slide that should be her pussy is keeping you level 12 Pacman hard and that means she should be FEELING you.
Check for head thrashing, sheet grabbing, you reaching, a sudden strong breast grope or hands running thru her hair to be sure that she’s feeling it.
And that’s when you do it.

While she’s thinking of how hard she wants you to make her come, slip a toe into your mouth and give it a ‘suck & stop’ and watch her reaction.
You could get one of MANY looks back, including:

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”

“DON’T touch my feet please… Ewwww…”

“You sucking my toes you dirty fucker you?”

“Never had that before but it feels interesting, let’s see where this goes…”

With toes, its not just about the suckers, its also about the suckees…

You GOTTA come to the table with your toes looking as nice as the rest of you does or NO sucky sucky!
That’s some false advertising.
If ya face is made up, ya toes should reflect the same.

Whoever is sucking your toes isn’t doing it for them, its all for you. For your pleasure. Your entertainment. Your arousal. Your approval.
So give em something nice to look at or play with.

Let’s keep it real, toes ain’t for everybody.
Some of you reading this STILL ain’t never gonna be sucking no damn toes… but you’ve at least had a taste of what its like to walk… lol…. too easy a joke…

When it comes to sex, there is always the search for a new way to be aroused. Sucking toes isn’t new as an arousal tool but it DOES go in the toolbox.

Best toe to suck is the one next to the big toe…

Don’t ask me why…

By Mr Oh

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