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What you wanna hear when your legs are in the air

So you’ve got yourself in between the sheets, you’re body is ready, willing and able to do all the things you’ve thought about doing in your mind…
You look at your partner and they look at you and its a beautifully heated moment and the only thing that could make it better is the right thing said at the right time.
But what is it that you like to hear at that moment?

What are the words that you like to hear that make your body wake up and shudder right nice?

In the same way that everyone likes something different sexual is the same way that everyone likes to hear something different DURING sex. One person reading this may like to hear that real smooth talking, slick as grease type of talk that comes equipped with a smooth voice to deliver the words in your ear.
Another person reading this may prefer the rougher type of sex talk that involves swearing, foul language and is closer to the more disrespectful side of sex talk.
Another may not like any talk at all and may prefer to just listen to the beauty of the sounds that two bodies make together… (I think there’s another blog in there too…)

Words can help the interaction of sex. They can be used to tell your partner what you like and how you like it, if you don’t like something or when something feels GREAT…

But what are some of the favourite comments, sentences and slanguage words do you like to hear during sex?

Here’s a few of the most common, filthiest, most disrespectful and amazing things we hear during sex that can either drive us harder and faster or can make a situation stop before it truly gets started.

There’s the classic “FUCK ME” said in a strong, no ramping voice…

“Harder” – which can be during a really hard pounding or when he spanks you but doesn’t really get that CLAP sound that you wanna hear bent over.

“What the FUUUUCCCK?” – is always great because its a question, which means the answer can be found in whatever it is that you are doing.

“SsSsSsSsSsssshhhhhiiiiiiiitt…” – doesn’t really need defining but when you hear it, you know what it means.

“LOOK at me…” – that’s when the one who is doing you wants you to see what they are doing to you…

“That’s how I like it…” – if you hear this then you know you are doing something right.

“Spit on it…” – no need to say anything about that.

“You can do better than that…” – these sentences are like giving a sugar addict liquid sugar in an IV.

“I love when you do that…” – that’s the nice way of saying ‘do that shit’.

“I hate you…” – which is the exact opposite of what it means.

“You’re a GOOD fucker ain’t ya?” – this encapsulates the spirit of egging on your partner but also praising them for doing something which may start to feel good.

“Rape me…” – in a rough sex situation, these two words can get a pussy pounded to the point where after two or three strokes, she’ll be curled up in a ball calling for time out.

“SsSsSsSshhh…” – that’s when there are no words that need to be said, no sounds that need to be made… all you have to do is shut the fuck up.

“God, what are you doing to me?” – obviously they know what you’re doing but they are suddenly feeling so good that they need to ask out loud.

“Stop… stop… stop…” – listen out for this one because they could actually want you to stop OR they are telling you to stop hoping to God that you don’t.

“Hmmmmm…” – more a sound than a word but you still wanna hear it.

“I’m coming…” – these two words can be dangerous as they can bring on your own orgasm. Feeling someone coming is one thing but then to hear them say so, in whatever voice they adopt, can make you have to come with ’em.

“This pussy is mine…” – for a woman, when a man is REALLY making that pussy work for him, he may like to claim that the pussy is his. It may not be his, in fact there may be others out there who have a stronger claim to said pussy but, for that moment, when he said it, it helped an orgasm climb closer and closer.

“Eat that shit…” – a good pussy eater will hear this quite regularly. A bad pussy eater will hear this too but that’s only if she hasn’t clamped her hands around his head and forced him face first into her pussy.

“Don’t run…” – for a man, when a woman is taking a good dicking down and she has the audacity to try and run or take a break, this can be heard. (Honestly, he wants you to try and run away just so he can say it. It’s an ego thing.)

“I’m gonna come on your face…” – who doesn’t love to hear that? (Unless he or she doesn’t like it on their face.)

“He/She will NEVER fuck you like I do…” – this is for those who are cheating on their partner and like to get real sinister with it.

“Your gonna take this…” – tell your partner they’re gonna take it then make them take it…

“Fuck you…” – this one is designed to anger. The general response to this one is ‘fuck me? Fuck ME yeah?! Okay, we’ll see…’ and before you know it someone comes, there’s a squirt here, a moan there and someone has been kicked off the bed.

These are just a few gems from between the sheets of some of ya and there are many others that I’ve not covered but, you see what I mean. Maybe you’ve used some of them… maybe you’re about to use some of them right now, maybe there are some favourites which I haven’t mentioned…

So what are your favourite sex sentences?

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The start of some beef shit called “I’d do it again”

“It ain’t safe in the city, watch the throne…” (Kanye West)

Apparently my crown as the ‘pied piper of pussy’ is being tested by a young, excited upstart by the name of Erotic Noire…
He’s a poet who’s come up on Twitter (@eroticnoire, http://www.eroticnoire.wordpress.com) and it seems like he wants to play a war of words…with ME!!!

Like I’m some sort of rookie to this ish…
Well, I’m never one to shy away from a verbal altercation, so I stepped up and now the challenge is set…

We’re doing it old school, back and forth, poem for poem…

But I’m taking a preemptive strike… so enjoy:
“I’d do it again”

It’s not you its me
That crosses her mind at quarter past three
And those random moments when she can’t sleep
That’s because I own her freak
I did it
I admit it
All because your head game is bullshit
Dry strokes and dry licks
Ain’t nothing on my Ohfluence
Those moments she’s biting her lip
Is when she’s trying to hold the OH in…
That bruise on her thigh… that was me
The sloppy head you now get… my teaching
The smile between her thighs…
The new glint in her eyes…
She sips MY drink… Crown royal on ice
See…
She’s been mine from the first kiss
I own both those lips
Had her heated and heavy breathing
Screwed face, dripping and sheet creasing
Never allowing me to leave
I can imagine how you seethe
Knowing that your neighbours know my name
She told the postman I’m to blame
Milkman hears her scream with no shame
I’m Super Mari-Oh and I got nothing but pipe to lay
So next time your getting some
Feeling like your the only one
Stay off my timeline
Cuz my stories and tweets
Make her sweet
Sweet enough to eat
A delicious moist treat
And if you
As a fool
Believe the best sex is coming to you
Check again
Cuz every day… and THEN some
In every way… she DOES come
Straight sex or roleplay… releasing her freaky freedom
Her pussy answers to me
My tongue inside her feels like make believe
Check her sugar walls
I’ve written in pen…
Yeah I fucked new emotion into your “girlfriend”
I did it, and I’d do it again…

By Mr Oh

(Check out his blog if he has the balls to reply…)

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Slippery when wet

  

So, your a guy, you’ve managed to finagle your way into a ‘just about to get a blowjob situation’.

Your jeans are down at your ankles, maybe one foot is out and your able to spread your thighs REAL open so you can let them right between your thighs and into the GOOD space where they can get to the microphone and sing to their hearts content.

Her hair is to the side and she is staring at your dick like the secret to the Matrix is in it. Sitting at your perch, watching her, your ready, willing and able to get it in.

And then…

She proceeds to give you the driest, crispiest, chapping, crusty blowjob you have ever had. You might think she is trying to light a camp fire the way she is chaffing your dick. And the worst thing is, it somehow gets drier.

LADIES, your on your back, your panties are down and off, or your so hungry that you couldn’t wait to take them off and you just hooked them to the side. You’ve been primed and prepared for a tongue lashing of epic proportions; your adjusting your hips to make sure that he puts it down the way you WANT and need him to when….

Lo and behold, he sucks you dry.

And not in the good way.

Not in the good way where he sucks your pussy so well that you keep coming and coming until you are bone dry and feeling a little dehydrated.

OH no no no…

He sucks you dry in a way where any liquid that comes out of you gets sucked up and swallowed. It’s like having a Dyson between your thighs.

Until your dry.

Sahara desert.

So dry he runs his tongue up through your lips only to get stuck halfway through.

No no nooooo…

Why would you do that?!

What’s the matter with you? He doesn’t like it and neither does she.

How you gonna suck someone dry?!

Ewwww…

That sucks, pardon the pun.

You should be working with the opposite. You should be slurping that woman down or slobbing him up.

Either way, you need to get with it, if your not already.

Don’t be scared of a little wetness in your head. In fact, the wetter the better.

Not everyone will agree with that but they won’t say no either. Maybe they will and will only put a sheen on the dick or make a skinny saliva string or one quick slurpy sound on your clit.

Head, oral sex, brain, becky, sloppy top, ‘special attention’, whatever you wanna call it is GREAT.

It can be the start of some shit, the middle of some shit, the thang to do after a good amount of time in one position or you just might wanna do it instead of having sex altogether.

Whatever your doing with it, you gotta do it right.

And ladies, if your sucking the dick and not making it wet, and he’s not asking you to make it wetter, then you have a silent man on your hands. Or he’s scared or too nervous to ask. Or you may think your head game is so LETHAL, he doesn’t have the heart to tell you otherwise.

You, as the head giver, may start to feel like the proceedings are starting to feel slightly porn-ish but, that’s not yours or his fault.

That’s porn’s fault.

If you hear him say something like, ‘yeah… make it wet…. make it nasty’ you may THINK you hear Wesley Pipes but the thing with that is that Wesley’s preference of head seems to feel REAL damn nice.

I mean, dudes, fellas, brahs, have you ever had a blowjob from a woman that has just been so damn SUPER sloppy that you wished you never watched her do it?

Or ladies, how about you?

Have you ever had a man get down and lick you out, swallow your delivery and then slob up and down your pussy with a mix of you and him between your thighs?

You know head so damn WILD and sloppy that when the woman left your life or found herself a man, you felt slightly jealous like, ‘he’s getting some GOOD head there’.

You may go into a flashback about the last time she opened her mouth above your helmet and let out a long stream of bubbly saliva that landed and dripped down your shaft, through her fingers and onto your balls.

Or that time when he, the bald-headed brother with the devilish smile and all the talk, had you coming on his face, riding your hips on him, screaming at him like he fucked with your life. Remember?

Remember when you came and he began leaving saliva, and your come, all over your pussy lips, inner thighs and the bed below?

(Take a moment to remember the last person who gave you THAT treatment.)

If you don’t remember either of those times then you have not been treated right or you have not TREATED someone right.

I mean, COME ON SON…

You mean you’ve never taken that deepthroat and slobbed back on the dick on its way out?

Never given that extra sloppy lick to a clit under your control?

It increases the feeling of the mouth on your bits, it allows said mouth to SLIDE on your bits (and wet sliding mouth is the SHIT) and when your being masturbated, wetness is a NECESSITY.

Getting or giving that wet head is not just about ‘making it nasty’, it’s also about you being comfy enough with the groin in front of you to be able to let out that thick glob of saliva that will soak up his shaft. OR that lick of spit that will start at her clit and work its way down…

(Just FYI- when it gets to her pussy opening, stick ya tongue in with it and make that pussy wet just in case you wanna stick it…)

Saliva isn’t something to be played with or treated like something you either have or don’t have.

It should always be on the menu.

For men, saliva during some SPECIAL attention will, 8 times out of 10, make him come. For women, it will make things slippery and slightly more erotic for him to throw his face into.

Either way, however you do what you do when you do what you do, make sure you do that do with the best of you…

Treat it like a movie shoot.

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