12 orgasms of woman

 The female orgasm.

 

It’s a beautiful thang isn’t it? There’s so many variations of it, so many styles and techniques and words shouted out and eyes rolling back and thrashing like you’ve never seen thrashing before.

Get caught slipping and one of ’em can catch you in the eye. Don’t pay attention and one of ’em can have you kicked off the bed and rolled out on the floor like Deebo just sent you a ‘that’s my bike punk’ uppercut. Some of ’em make you worry that the person may have just died in front of you.

But, they all arrive and let you, the orgasm chaser, know that you’ve done something right.

Orgasms. Never have sex without one.

They rule the school. Great ones can stay in your mentals and physical for ever and poor ones can make you think about giving up sex all together.

Throughout my sex age (my sexual career) there’s always been focus on quantities of orgasms, whether a woman is having one or not. Dudes pretty much have one orgasms, that’s because, apparently we only have one and then knock out. True. But not completely.

Now, a woman’s orgasm is something different.

 As we know, a woman can have an orgasm like bullets firing from a gun – one after the other after the other after the other after the other. Lucky creatures.

And one orgasm can be different from the last.
Her first may not be like her seventh which may not be like her fourteenth.
If your lucky enough to see, feel or experience any of ’em, then you know how great they can be.
I swear, sometimes, it’s like a ticker tape parade with carnival music and a bass speaker making the entire bed bounce.

I think there are roughly about 12 different types of orgasms. Some of them may have elements of the other but each one has solo attributes that make them differ.

They are:

 

1. Big one – self explanatory and simple, yet can make a woman feel like she is about to die a sweet death. A big one can rock her spot from her feet to her hair follicles. She may sound like a demon, depending on if she lets the sound loose or not. A big one can make the dick squeeze out and, if your lucky, follow through with a squirt. If you’ve ever had a big one, you’ll know it ‘cuz you probably fell asleep afterwards.

 

2. Little one – the opposite of the ‘Big one’, this orgasm is the starter for a three-orgasm meal. It’s a like that moment before the sneeze when your nose tickles and you pause for a moment. That’s the small one. It gets ya quick but you breathe through it and keep going like it never happened. Probably just made things a lot more wetter than they were before.

 

3. Quiet one – a favourite. Sort of like the ‘Little one’ but with less noise. If your an orgasm watcher such as myself, then you may notice it as a little scrunch of the forehead or a quick fist clench and then that’s it. It’s quiet because it sneaks up on you and has you feeling good in a way that you didn’t even know the orgasm was coming.

 

4. Missed it one – not one that women have very often. Comes like “hey, did I just? I swear I just had a…” Generally a mix of the ‘Little one’ and the ‘Quiet one’.

 

5. Electric shock one – now this one… this is a good one. This orgasm brings forth of sort of taser like movement from her that, in some cases, makes the delivery person slightly worried. A good electric shock will make her body involuntarily spasm and freeze and throb and vibrate and move like she’s been possessed (see: any crap possession horror movie over the last ten years)
   She might arch herself on the balls of her feet and her head and look like a captial C on it’s side but it’s all good. Best thing to do is leave her alone. Let her have the moment. It may last a minute, it may last five but when she’s done, you’ll know you’ve done a good job.

 

6. It came, it went, keep going one – this orgasm is a good one because it’s one of the good ones that doesn’t stop proceedings. With this orgasm, she’ll announce it, experience it, then want to repeat it. So repeat it… and try not to cum before she does. That’ll annoy.

 

7. Flying arms, hidden kick out one – this orgasm is a real spot rocker and turns your partner from a normal, sexy being who you’re trying to make have an orgasm, into a UFC fighter with arms and legs flaying everywhere. This orgasm is a like a ‘Big one’ and an ‘Electric Shock’ but she has enough clarity to throw her arms and legs all over trying to make the good feeling stop. She’s not really trying to make it stop, in fact, if her hands catch you she may scratch the shit out of you. Oh advice is to grab her arms and make them stop, catch her knees under your arms and keep doing what you were doing before she came. She’ll love and hate you for it.

    

8. Don’t touch me one – a relative of the ‘Flying arms, hidden kick’ one, this orgasm is the plain and simple DO NOT TOUCH ME AS I’M COMING! She does not want to be touched or spoken to or addressed. She just wants to be left the fuck alone to enjoy her high.

 

9. Fuck the neighbours one – not quiet, no finesse, no prim and proper behaviour. Just foul mouthed, raw, unedited orgasm. That’s it!

 

10. Solar eclipse one – one of the most scariest orgasms on the list. This one doesn’t have a lot of tale tell signs but when it happens you know it. This is like the Oscars of the orgasm world. This is the orgasm that hits straight and, though you may see signs of the ‘Big one’, the ‘Electric Shock one’, the ‘Flying arms, hidden kick one’ and the ‘fuck the neighbours one’, the best aspect of this one is the ending. Before you realise it, she’s stopped moving. She’s silent and still, like you weren’t just making the bed scoot across the floor with energetic crotch meeting. This orgasm knocks her the fuck out, Deebo-style. She may wake up and not remember anything and that’s when you know you have given pleasure to the point where sleep is automatic and consciousness is a myth. Well done you!

 

11. Stop don’t stop one – definitely one of the more confusing orgasms to encounter as you don’t know what the hell to do with yourself. One of the biggest worries in sex is hearing someone say no or stop and you miss it. So when you hear something that sounds like dissent or something that means stop what you’re doing, you don’t wanna miss it. And that’s where the confusion is. The joy of this orgasm for her is telling you to stop. She wants to tell you to stop and she wants you to ignore it. She wants to tell you to stop because she knows you’ll ignore it. Then she wants to tell you not to stop… because she knows you won’t stop. And that’s the fun!

    But, pay attention though. Recognise the difference between a playful stop and a REAL stop… you DO NOT wanna get them confused.

 

12. The few minutes later one – now this orgasm has been revered and spoken about like a myth because not everyone has had one… not even a lot of women know this type of orgasm exists. But its definition, its not possible but, as someone who’s seen it in motion, it is possible and it is amazing. Now this orgasm isn’t exactly straight forward. It’s complicated. Because it doesn’t deliver straight away.
    You could be having sex and she has one of the aforementioned orgasms and that’s it, right? Done and squirting right? WRONG!
    This orgasm can come back like an 80s group who’s best song was sampled and now they have a comeback album and tour on the way.
    She can have stopped having sex, gone and began to clean up and when suddenly, out of nowhere, another orgasm hits. There could probably be a few minutes break in between the last orgasm and this one and it attacks with a touch of the ‘Flying hands, hidden kick one’ as well as the ‘Big one’ and the ‘Fuck the neighbours one’.

    Definitely one of the most worrying orgasms because it holds a lot of power within and can carry a touch of the ‘Solar eclipse one’ as well.

    Once, I delivered a ‘few minutes later one’, left and went to work and got a phone call 15 minutes later saying, ‘I’m in the bathroom hunched over the sink because another orgasm just came out of nowhere’. (Whether that’s true or not I’ll leave up to you, lol.)

 

And there you have it. The female orgasm in all of its many forms.

I’m not an expert on the female orgasm, although I can cause a lot of them so I know there are lots of other types of orgasms women can have ( the ‘masturbation one’, the ‘I think I’m gonna pee myself’ one’ , the ‘almost almoost almooost one’ and the ‘I need to sing for this this eruption one’) but I thought I’d cover the general ones.

 

They are just… the shit…

Whichever one you encounter or deliver, just make sure you take the time to enjoy it with her.

 

And make sure you can at least deliver an orgasm, or she’ll either find someone else who will or resent you for not delivering.

 

The female orgasm…

 

I’m loving it…

 

 

By Mr Oh

Toys should be a guy’s best friend

Howdy hooo hey… it’s been a minute and a day since my last blog post but that doesn’t mean the saucy filthy ish hasn’t been cooking in the silence.

 

(There will be a Little Black Book update coming in the next few days ‘cuz there has been some ish going down.)

 

Now we done got past the intro shit, let’s talk…

This subject has been floating in my head for the last few months so I decided to literally take a break from writing a story for Little Black Book volume 3 and put my fingers in it.

 

Now, in random conversations, one thing I’ve heard and still hear to this day is about the curse of the toy rejection.

This is nothing to do with Christmas or giving toys. This is about a particular cross section of men who are not too fond of their lady’s affinity for toys in the bedroom.

These men come with their egos on their dicks (see what I did there or did the cum miss you?) and they are generally bedroom rulers who know what their doing, don’t ever need to be told or shown when or how to do things and they believe their dick game is the Taj Mahal of sex. Absolutely nothing wrong with that, especially if you know that he is correct in his belief and can actually back it up.

But, it’s not his skills that I’m here to mumble about…

It’s his lack of appreciation for any other form of pleasure that the pussy he’s seeing to receives when he’s not around. Or even when he is around.

Her toys; her box of treats, the vibrating things she keeps under her pillow, the hard, long thing she keeps in her underwear draw, etc, etc.

 

He HATES those things!

 

Why? Because he feels like they are his competition. He feels like that toy or toys (depending on how lucky you are to have found that one toy that does it all) are his replacement and are there to make him feel obsolete. He hates those things. He hates to know that you are using it when he isn’t there, he hates the idea of you owning it period and he especially hates when you try and bring that toy/s into the bedroom when he is doing his thing.

OoOoOoOoOoOoOooo… wanna emasculate this type of man? Lay on your back, give him your ankles and get a good stroke going. That good, righteous, this is the shit kind of stroke and just when your both getting really into it, pull out your toy and watch his face.

You might as well have pulled an extra man from under your pillow.

 

Because that’s how he feels about your toy. In his head, he knows it’s ridiclious to say this out loud but he sees your toy as your other lover. When he’s done and gone home, you break out your toy and have them look after you until he returns. Sometimes, you ladies don’t even wait for him to leave before breaking the toy out. How DARE YOU WOMEN!!!

Some of you have heard of these men, some of you have met these men between your thighs, some of you are actually these men.

That kind of thinking is absolutely nonsensically, seriously and realistically stupid… and I’ll tell you why.

What are they called? Toys. And what are toys? Meant to be played with!

That’s generally it.

 

Toys are not just woman specific first of all. I know there are fleshlights and such toys for dudes but a woman’s toys are just as much for us as they are for women.

Secondly, the reason why I say that kind of thinking is stupid is because those men are thinking of the toys as an enemy, as something there to replace them, instead of looking at them as a bredrin, as a friend, as a tag team partner.

 

Having the fear of something else pleasuring your lady instead of embracing it is a one-way road to masturbating alone-ville. You see, ladies like their toys so making an issue about them will only push them closer to the toy and away from you, lol. Okay, that’s not true but you see what I mean.

You know what you should do… and I’m speaking specifically to those guys…

 

You know what you should do? Take the toy she likes to play with and spend some time with it. Become one with the toy. That toy should mean more to you than it does to her. Why?

Well put it this way…

 

BA Baracus was a bad mother SHUT YO MOUTH all by himself right? But with the other members of The A Team around him, they become a force of destructive nature, running through illegal hideouts and criminal gangs like a hot comb through tough hair.

Same thing.

Bruce Lee by himself… dangerous as fuck,,, but give him a pair of nunchuks and… well you saw Enter the Dragon (and if you haven’t then I judge you).

 

A man can be great in the sack but, with the mastery of toys under his belt and his already, hopefully, top notch dick game, he cannot be stopped. Her orgasms are gonna flow like a shiny glow of a soul. She’ll start having orgasms she’s never had before… and there are a few different types. (Hmmm… another blog subject me thinks.)

Basically, she’ll love you for it.

The head you get will be better, every position from here on out will have a more a stank face to it, her kisses will feel more intense, she may even let you get in the back door, loool. (Just kidding… but only a little bit of kidding.)

 

You know the best place to start when it comes to learning about women’s toys?

Masturbation.

Sit down in front of her and watch her masturbate with one of her favourite toys. Not hand down the panties type play, I mean, get her fully naked, get out her best toys and sit there with 3D glasses on and take notes.

Find out what her favourite toy/s may be and why. Find out what she uses the toy for and how it makes her feel. Find out how she uses the toy (‘cuz you’ll find that a lot of women use their own toys in their own way. So the 9-inch dildo could be the shit but then she could only use the clit attachment on the front ‘cuz it makes her cum quickly).

Get involved when she masturbates, throw a hand in, a tongue, an elbow even, do something but make sure you are touching her in some way, shape or form. Because you’ll learn shit.

You’ll learn things that she likes that you don’t do and which you can then add to your sexual CV and own new tools that make you a more well rounded love machine.

 

Prime example… I mentioned before about laying her back and having ankles in both hands… well that is the position I want you to go away and try and come back and let me know what happens.

Slide in in this position and get a great stroke going… THEN… let her pull out her favourite vibrating toy and put it on her clit while you are still sliding in and out of her.

I’m not talking about no rammer jammer shit… go through the whole gamut of sex strokes: fast, hard, slow, soft, barely moving, adjusting the angle you come in from, try it all and I GUARANTEE she’ll be a happy camper by the end and you, sir, will be the motherfucking man.

And you’ll have a new transferable skill for the CV.

PLUS…

Knowing how to play with a woman the right way is a great addition to foreplay and you can then take the toy from her and show her that;

1. You ain’t afraid of her toy and,

2. You know how to use a toy!

 

For those men out there who are comfy to take their lady’s toy and play her with it, you know what I’m talking about and you are fully aware of the beautiful, spraying results that come.

You dudes that don’t… tsk tsk tsk…

All I can say is that you are missing out.

 

Pay attention during masturbation time, man the fuck up and take the toy away from her and learn it and, for the love of God, stop thinking of her toys as your enemy…

 

Be like John Witherspoon in Boomerang – REVERSE IT!

 

BANG BANG BANG BANG!!!

 

By

 

Mr Oh  

What’s been going on in Oh Town?

Been a while since I’ve written a blog so I thought I’d just write a lil suttin’ about what’s been going on with me and my writing.
I’ve been slacking on my blogging macking so let’s change that.

Heeeeey y’all… how ya doing?

I’ve been off in the laboratory writing.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had that feeling of wanting to write (supreme writers block) and I just couldn’t shake it off.
But then Legacy Publishing came a knocking and its as if it all came back.
Then came The Train

A free short story available to download to your kindle and nook on Amazon. Just a lil suttin suttin to keep you interested in me and my work.
This story dropped around Christmas and was closely followed by…

Another short story giving you more of that Ohfluence, keeping the erotic mind play party going.

And now… I got another short story coming real real soon and it’s called…
7 Floors…

A collection of short stories that will be available March 22nd 2013…

These stories were born on this same here blog but I’ve given them remixes to fill the space between now and the next extravaganza that’s coming.

And what extravaganza is this I hear you ask?
Well…

Since joining Legacy Publishing, I’ve been working on a brand new rerelease of the entire Little Black Book series.
That’s right… we’re starting all over again.

If you’re wondering why…
Business wise, it makes perfect sense… but as a writer, that means I can go back and change things I missed first time round and it also means I get to see what worked and what didn’t and change some thangs.
More importantly, I get to add some thangs.
Like more stories.
Like stories that people have been asking for.
Like more stories about some of reader’s favourite characters.
Oh, fuck it, you know I’m talking about one character only.
My gurl Tatiana Blue.

The first new Little Black Book is coming sooner than you think and is gonna be bigger and better than the original. 
Trust me, for what I’m writing, and the way it’s come out,  you’re gonna FREAKING love it.

It’s a slow burn trying to get to where I wanna be, which is writing full time all day every day and we don’t play but I’ve got stories up the ying yang so there’s gonna be a lot more of me.
And with some key potential movements going on behind the scenes, things are moving on.

But as I said at the start of this post, I’m back on my blogging ish… so if there’s anything sexy subject you think I could give some Ohfluence, lemme know…
I’ll get in there like swimwear…

Peace and hair grease
Mr Oh

Splash and pleasure…

I was on Twitter the other day and up popped a reply from one of my followers(@MsCaramelCrunch) . Not to anything I had said but just a reply to something random.
So I went in search of the original comment cuz the reply looked interesting and (@siobhansings) said something along the lines of “if you have cum on you, you have no respect for yourself.”

And I thought, ‘huh?’

Has she never had the pleasurable splash of an orgasm that says ‘job well done’?
Has she never been so into a blowjob that she ignores the throaty moans that say, “I’m gonna cum…” – and just stayed there for it?
Has she never been FUCKED to a point where an unknown entity creeps out of her and begs for his orgasm to be splashed over her?

Really?
Do people still exist who are unable to take a bit of cum to the skin?
I thought they phased out with video tapes and 8ball jackets.
Not saying that we’re talking about porn scene style feats of close up shots of sperm to the lips, eyes and nose.
But then again, why not?
There are plenty of men and women out there who like their sex with an orgasm painted over them like paint on walls.
Some folk out there, present company included, like it when an orgasm is dripping off their chin, needing to be wiped saucily with the back of a hand.

It’s a beautiful thing.
If you are a woman who has, in her sexual career, let a man cum on her, you know what I mean.

It’s like a rush.
The moment you hear him building up to the feeling. Then there’s that momentary pause before it hits. Wherever it hits, you feel the heat of it and the rush hits you. If your lucky it may heighten the orgasm you were/are having.
A real delicious woman won’t be afraid to play with it

If she likes to watch him cum then she’ll take a standard missionary with him on top so she can watch him pull out and cum on her stomach. But, this lady, who likes a bit of cum on her, likes to watch it happen. If he shoots particularly high, she likes it even more.

Same with a guy.
A man having his face sat on is not gonna hear a woman building to an orgasm then slide his face out to miss it.
Hell no sah!
He’s gonna keep his face exactly where it is. Down low, between your open thighs and grinding hips looking up at you like, “you BETTER cum in my mouth.”
Because he wants it.
He wants it for the work he’s put in getting you to the orgasm point in the first place.
So, like a job where you get paid for work you’ve DONE, taking that orgasm to the face, hopefully sliding down your neck, down your cheeks and past your nose, is the confirmation that you didn’t just make her cum but you get to FEEL that orgasm.
Trust me, there’s nothing like the feel of a woman’s pussy pulsating on your lips next to vibrating thighs that keep on throbbing.
And this is from a guy’s perspective. I can imagine a womn enjoy it twice as much.

But this has absolutely NOTHING to do with his or her self-respect.
If you can’t enjoy sex and feel the need to sometimes throw self-respect, pride and other shit like that out the window, then you may not be reaching the height of what you truly like sexually. Because you are withholding from yourself.

If a woman likes to suck a man’s dick, call him Daddy and tell HIM to cum on her face, that doesn’t mean she’s lacking respect for herself.
Some people like to reenact rape fantasies during sex, doesn’t mean there’s suttin wrong with em. That’s just what they like.

You could have the most physically, mentally, spiritually strong woman want her man to flip her doggystyle, fuck her till he’s about to cum then pull out and massage his dick between her ass cheeks until he cums on her back.
Does it make her a tramp, a bitch, a whore?
Depends if she likes to be called that really.

Basically what I’m saying is, its nonsense thinking to say that you deciding to let someone get their cum on you is a sign of your lack of self-respect.
If anything, its a sign that you are now at a point in your sex that you KNOW you are comfortable enough to go there, take it there and enjoy the fact that you went there.

You knew what you wanted, you got what you wanted and you got it how you wanted it.
Where’s the lack of self respect in that?

*drops mic*

By
Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

The pleasure of two

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Have you ever had the pleasure of watching two women have sex?

It’s a simple question. One where you either say yes or no. There’s no middle ground answer with that question.
Have you ever watched the science and the beauty of watching two female forms pleasing each other?

If you haven’t then, really, you are truly letting one of the most amazing images ever created pass you by.
And I’ll tell you why.

Let’s start at the start.
Women are beautiful!
In all their shapes, hues, sizes, religions and sexual orientations.
Any time you get the chance to have sex with a woman, you sometimes take time out of licking labouredly at her labia to look up at her and just say, “damn you fine”. (That’s usually the moment when she either looks down at you like, “why’d you stop” or says fuck it, grabs your head and makes u eat her, thinking ‘who gave you permission to stop?’)
So, a woman, on her own is a beautiful thing.

But…

Throw in the mixing bowl ANOTHER woman.
Another female form of different, yet equal sexiness. Sometimes more sexiness… (but you’d never say that outloud.)

She, whoever she is, has a look on her face that says that right now, she wants the woman in front of her.

So, now you have two women in front of you.
You can read lust on their faces, taste the anticipation of the first touch between them.
It’s like your watching live art as they get closer to each other.

I mean, HELLO…. It’s two naked women.
As women generally think, when a man ever introduces the idea of watchin two women, a threesome is on his mind.
And, not to say the ladies are wrong, but there’s something to be said for being able to just watch.
If your a people watcher, like most of us are, you enjoy watching, learning and figuring out about people from how they move, their little nuances.
Whether the women are regular at getting the womanly touch from another or first time bi-curious visitors, there will be something to read between them, just watching from the sidelines.
Take for example the absolute delicious movie of watching two women share a kiss.
Yeah its exciting to see and all that usual jazz.
But there’s the art of the moment.
Being able to watch and FEEL the sensuality of female lips caressing.
It’s delicious because you are fully aware of how nice it is to kiss a woman, so you kind of wish you could feel what its like for a woman to kiss a woman. Does that make sense?
I know what I mean in my head.
HER arms reaching up and caressing a face.
HER responding by losing her hands in the other her’s hair.
They get closer to each other, nipples of her becoming instantly erect as they enter the air space of the other her’s nipples.
Then you catch a glimpse as one her looks down, thinking of licking those nipples.
You can read it on her face.
You know that’s what’s running through her mind.
You know this because you are thinking you would do the same thing.

Suddenly, you lose all focus on what your seeing as you watch thighs touch.
It’s nothing really to watch thighs touch but its something though.
Before you know it, you imagine how those thighs are going to look in a few moments.
In the air.
Between a pair of thighs, grinding an orgasm.
Dripping with sweat, saliva and squirted orgasms.
Being nibbled, licked and trailed with adventurous fingers.
And this is all before any one has laid down or opened any thighs.

Then when THAT happens?
When you see one her slowly laying back on the bed, sofa, kitchen counter or hood of a car, you know that you are about to be mind blown with so much beauty, you may actually want to kill yourself.
Don’t though.
Besides the fact that suicide while watching two women have sex is a MAJOR mood killer, you’ll miss what’s to come.
And I mean cum.

You knew I meant cum.

Any person with an active imagination can just think of one woman making another woman cum and get slightly excited.

Right NOW…
Think of a woman…
Any woman in your life, who you think would enjoy a good clit licking.
Then think of her delicious friend being the licker.
If your on Twitter, think of two of your sexiest followers.
Not on some fake porn fantasy suttin. I mean really think about it.
Think about them laying somewhere you’ve been before to make it more real.
Put yourself there at that vital moment when an orgasm is taking the room in a mix of sex, sounds and sights.
When a woman’s ass is in the air and her face is buried deep between lips that slip and slide.
Hips are grinding.
Hair is being grabbed.
Thighs are being held.
Clit hood being slipped back to REAAAAAAALLY put that licking to work.
Moaners moaning.
Lickee making licker lick her just right.
Crescendo builds.

And then it happens.

Sure, it makes you think about being the provider of such a sound but, as you take yourself out of that thinking and return to your purveyors perch, you enjoy the fact that you just watched a woman make another woman cum.

You watched, and took notes on, her technique, her degree of sensuality added to her licking, whether she tongue fucked her or just stayed on her clit…
You want to be able to mirror such a feeling because you know a woman can make another woman cum in a different way if she had been having sex with a man.

And that’s where the sexy lies. Because its not a woman with a man. It’s a woman with a woman.

It probably sounds like me rattling off one of thousands of fantasies of mine but if you’ve ever had the pleasure of being in a threesome or just sitting back and watching a woman make another woman cum, you know what I mean.
I know its not everyone’s cup of tea.
Some women just like their dick the way they like their dicks. Hard, steady and attached to a man.
But some girls simply like girls!
And it’s the straight, possibly bi-curious women out there who I’m talking to.
They know who they are.
And they know what I’m talking about.
Yes you do you!

Maybe men have been fucking up in the bedroom for so long that women have turned to their own teammates.
Maybe sex with us has become so meeeeeh that women have said to themselves, “bet that thick woman for the Caribbean food shop would eat me juuuuust right!”
Maybe women are jus getting more experimental.

Who gives a tiny rats ass?!

All I know is, as a pervert, a purveyor, a moment catcher and people watcher, there is nothing more succulent, more fulfilling, more interesting and intriguing to witness, than watching two women have sex.

It’s not just about a porn fantasy, its about art.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

Don’t you just love when its just right?

That moment when everything about the sex may not be the best… The foreplay might be a bit off, the head, if any, maybe not to your liking or whatever…
But….
When you’ve got past all the bullshit of the politics of platoons, favourite places to be kissed, etc.
When all that has passed, and the lady may be at the stage of wet where you don’t really need to find her pussy, it kinda calls to you like a homing beacon.
You’ve gone past all the ins and outs of getting into the position where, as the woman you’ve decided to give him some and, as the guy, you’ve hit the jackpot and your getting some.
Cuz we LOVE to get some.

So when all that has passed and you may start out in basic missionary, maybe you start in a bend over hands on the floor, maybe you go for a nice leg scissors, whatever your flavour.
And, as the woman, you can feel he’s hard and you’ve figured out just by looking at the size of him whether he’s gonna be a good fuck or not.
And as the guy, hopefully you’ve checked with a finger or tongue and made sure that pussy is wetter than a rain in November.

And your there. Just looking…

That solitary moment just before the dick slides in.
Maybe he forgoes “all that staring shit” but…
It’s not about that.

It’s about that moment when he’s as hard as he’s gonna get and she’s at wet as wet can get and the dick slides in.

And he knows in his mind, “this is just the best feeling of pussy there can ever be… There is no way a pussy can feel better than this pussy right here”.
And she’s thinking, “now this is what I’m talking, fuck the fact his foreplay could do with a bit more work and, I’ll allow the fact he doesn’t give head for this dick right chea right cheaaaaaa….”

And for a few moments, when the dick is as hard as its gonna get and the pussy seems to be getting wetter with each thrust, its just the best tasting feeling you can gain from a sexual experience, also up there with mind blowing head so good you don’t come for a long time and that moment when he makes her cum so hard that she curls up in a ball and needs a moment as her body shakes for about 10-30 mins.

That moment when it just feels goooooood.
Nothing fancy, no super creative position attempt or kama sutra inspired frog style position, just a simple position that gets that perfect insertion.
When you can hear the pussy agreeing with the fucking by leaking on the dick and the sheets.
For her, every stroke is exactly what she hoped it would be.
She sized you up, she did the math, that moment when she put her hand on your dick and jerked you a little wasn’t just to make the dick feel good… She was doing dick math….
It was like ” ok, that much girth plus that much length means he’s gonna reach…. Hmm… Ok, quite deep… Let’s see…”
Then the dick slips in and its like ” now that’s good dick…”

Just that moment of supreme hardness and increasing wetness when the sex is JUST right…

Ya know?

by Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

The sound of you…

HelloOoOoOoOoOo… Ladies and gents…
It’s been a minute or three since my last blog post and I can only put that down to a degree of premature writers block.

But last night, while staring at the moon, thinking nothing but sexy, borderline ethically questionable  thoughts, something simple came on me… I mean came to me…

Sounds.
Something I’ve never really written about but touched on before.
When it comes time for the get down with the get down, there’s a BEVY of absolutely delicious noises and sounds that, if concentrated on, can be sweet sounds that you’ll be remembering long after orgasms have sprayed and multiple shakes have subsided.
More often these days, people like to turn the lights off or have their favourite sex mixtape playing in the background.  But what they do is wallpaper over the beauty of the original structure. Translation, you miss a lot of sexy, memorable moments that you can replay over and over again when your in the mood to think about the last time you had your body given the business.
For example, a lady or man generally not happy with their body shape will have the lights out before underwear comes off… But the darkness then takes away a lot of delicious moments of sight that don’t need any special moves or tricks in order to create a turn on. The darkness doesn’t let you watch your hand slide down your partners body, or watching her back arch and her cheeks wobble when she’s riding him. For her, she doesn’t get to watch the moment when, after a little bit of that machine gun speed, he decides to slow down and slow stroke you as you lift your legs back and hold your thighs open for him.
Ladies know how delicous that moment is to feel… But to watch as well? It puts the vision with the feeling.
Watch it. Feel it.
And listen to it.

The sweet sugar nectar of the right SOUNDS of sex can be just as important as stamina, knowledge of different positons, patience, etc.

I’ll be the first person to suggest slow jams for sexy time but I’ll be the first, second and third to tell you to shut the music off and just listen to the person your making love to, fucking, slamming, linking, banging, tasting, basting or just sucking or fingering.
This is the type of subject I don’t really need to talk about as your own memories of sounds you’ve heard that turn you on should be circling your mind right now…

Of course its different strokes for different folks but you know what you like to hear, don’t you?
You may be a person who likes to hear the sound of their partner moaning in their ear. Or you may like to hear the clap of a hand on a butt cheek.
Your sound of moist choice could be the sound of her sucking and re-slopping saliva on your dick while its in her mouth or the sound or his tongue as it slurps thru your lips.
It could be the sound of a good long stroke from tip of his dick all the way to his balls, as her lips cream the length of him.
Your love of sounds could go as deep and intricate as the sound of her grabbing the sheets and squeezing for dear life…
Great sounds, and the rather obvious ones, are when your partner is moaning and groaning as your grinding and making them feel the intensity you want to deliver.
Or those niche sounds such as the sound of spit slapping on a clitoris before rubbing your dick in it before slipping it inside her.
The sound of wet pussy flicking, the sound of someone sucking air thru their teeth cuz the movement feels too damn sweet.
Those random mumblings that your partner mutters to themselves as they’re thrown into their favourite position… Those Muttley mumbles…

As I said before, its different strokes for different folks and some people don’t even like to hear the sounds of sex. They’re not really a fan of the sounds of hot, sticky skin slapping against each other. So they prefer to drown out, or remix their favourite sex songs with their moans.
But, and I can only speak for my freak, those sounds can sometimes be the thin line between coming before time and going on for another four hours.
There is something to listen to in every facet of sex that is twice as good as a sex song with harmonies and melodies.
You are the song, the beat, your body is the instrument, chemistry with your partner is the lyrics and your bed is the studio.

Each section of sex has human music in it, ready for you to download and listen to whenever you want to.

Foreplay – that moment when he first sees her. That moment when the world stands still when she opens the door and sees him standing there. She pulls him in and he pushes her against a wall, his face immediately directed to her neck while heavy breathing. His body excited at being in her presence. Her breath getting quicker as he kisses the spot in her neck that melts her. She moans, he gets harder and kisses her neck for longer. She reaches for her clothes, ready for him. The sound of her bra clasp opening, her heels coming off and clapping on the floor. The sound of her jeans sliding down her thighs.

Oral sex – if you can’t find something to listen to while some oral sex is going down then your either doing it wrong or someone is short changing you.
The sound of your partners mouth on your body parts should be all you need.
The sound of her concentrating on the dick she’s sucking, spitting and licking back up, taking it deeper to the point she gags.
His moans of set me free when she sits on his face, with a moan escaping his mouth with every rotation of her hips.

Saccharine entry – if you have both turned each other on enough, he should be hard as steel and she should be as wet as car wash.
The initial sound of pussy lips parting for the head of a strong, thick erection – the slight slop and sticky sound, the skin against skin, the deeper it gets, the wetter it sounds.
She moans.
He groans.
She grinds.
He withdraws.
She sighs.

Then before you know it. The pussy gets wetter, her moans get louder, the slip slap slop between the thighs gets more and more moist.

The whole time, you are mentally downloading what you hear.
It’s like automatically recording the signs that tell you that you are having good sex.
Things that you can take back to your bed and masturbate to as you remember that exact moment.

Sounds in sex are very important. Sex without sounds is like black people and no chicken or the Wookie defence (for you South Park heads).
It makes no sense.

Sex is in the mind as well as the rest of the body and with more impetus on the strength of a good dick game and the ferocity and freedom with which women give head, little joys of sex such as the sounds we like to hear are seen as an afterthought.

Me?
I like to hear everything from the sound of panties pulled half off, to a moan while taking a dick to the back of her throat, wet pussy, heightened sexual pleasure, multiple orgasms, everything you can hear, I’m involved.

So the next time you get some, don’t play any music, don’t turn the lights off…
Just watch.
And listen.
Enjoy the SOUND of sex.

By Mr Oh

Little Black Book – the trilogy – by Mr Oh

The Rapist Fantasy

Hello…

My name is… well you know what my name is…
You know who I am.
You’ve told me what to do and how to do it so I don’t have to introduce myself.

I know my face looks familiar but, behind these eyes is someone different. And that’s what this blog is about.
It’s about him. Or the him you want me to be.
You want this ‘him’ to have my face and my body but you want ‘his’ actions to be those of someone a lot different than me.

You want me to be him every now and then, just to make it more interesting when you are being ‘taken’.
Now not EVERYONE wants this ‘him’ around due to things they have experienced in their own lives which have left a sour taste in their mouths.
But some of you do.

You want me to be your rapist.

It is your fantasy that you want me to be that guy who doesn’t ask you to have sex, you want me to be him that takes the sex from you. With a forearm across your neck and some foul language in your ear, you want me to fuck you by force.
There is something about the idea of being so totally out of your own control and being MADE to do this and THROWN into place to do that and damn near had dick rammed into you.
You can’t explain what it is about me in this mode because, by society’s norms and even prison hierarchies, a rapist is the lowest of the low.
But, on the other hand, not everyone’s libidos and mojos conforms to what society dictates. You could be one of those people who will watch a film like Derailed and be quite disgusted by the rape scene in the hotel room or the French film Irreversible with the rape scene in the underground walkway. But then you could be that person who watches those scenes and is intrigued at the same time.
You can’t explain it, there’s just something about having that control taken away that turns you on. There’s not something wrong with you. It’s just the way it is.

Now when it comes to the actual sex, you may want me to truly play the rapist role to the fullest. Barring any punching and kicking, you want it be as authentic as possible.
We may play the fantasy role… you leave the door open, I sneak in quietly, maybe pick up a knife from the kitchen as I go. Sneak into the bedroom, put all my weight on you and pin you down with a scarf around my face, run the cold steel of the knife up your body and tell you that I’m going to rape you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
You may want to try and fight me off, but that just adds to the fantasy.
Take my dick out while your struggling, force your thighs open, spit on my hand and force myself inside you., while looking at you, telling you that I’m raping you and you like it, no you LOVE it… you want me to do it more. And more and more and more…
Stab the knife into the bed next to your head and hold your head so you stare at it, making you feel like I may actually use it on you if you don’t do what I say.
Arrest your arms in such a way that you can’t fight me off, all you can do is take the dick that is being served to you.

Before anyone reads this and thinks I’m teaching people how to LITERALLY rape, as opposed to playing out the fantasy of a rape situation, please fix up ya thinking.
This is the kind of thing that two people enjoying sex and the numerous fantasies can play together. Some of you are playing with the rape fantasy just by enjoying really rough and tough sex.
Your level of roughness is where its at.
A spank here, some hair pulling there, some ram the dick deep into you over there, arm holding here, forearm around the neck there, etc, etc, etc.

For example, ladies if you’ve ever played the ‘fuck you, you can’t do shit to me’ game while he is fucking you, knowing that it’ll drive him crazy enough to start fucking you some rough kinda way? That’s experimenting cuz you WANT him to do some shit to you in a rough kinda way.

But…. and this is the important part… you cannot play out these fantasies without having discussed it with your partner first.
You, as the guy or girl, could, in the middle of a sex session, mention you wanna rape your partner, not knowing that, in the past they experienced a real life, non-fantasy experience that will pause your sexual cause and upset them in a way where they won’t necessarily wanna have sex anymore at that moment.
It’s the kind of thing you have to be sure that they will be down with, otherwise you could be creating a highly awkward situation for yourself and your partner.

But to those of you out there that like to experiment with a rape fantasy, you know just what I mean and you and your partner know just how good and BAD (but in a good way) it feels to be able to take it there.

And please don’t think that this type of fantasy is just about a man doing it to a woman… there are some men out there who would like to experience the fantasy of being raped by a woman. Due to the fact that its men who are seen as the aggressors in rape situations, its an interesting experience to have all your control taken away and you are forced to do what you are told to do.

Again, this is just about fantasy… this isn’t about going out and forcing yourself upon someone against their will, thus committing a crime.
That’s some arrest that bitch ass shit…

I’m talking about both parties knowing what’s going on and how its gonna happen…

How do you know if your partner is into that kinda thing?
You gotta find out.
Everyone is different so some people may like it if you whisper in their ear, “I’m gonna rape you”, some may like to engage in conversation first, some may like to discuss the ins and outs of a particular rape scene in a film.
Some may not like it at all…

Whatever it is, its all fantasy… a game… if you don’t like it, don’t do it…
But if you do, then get your experimenting ass on the bed and don’t move… cuz I’m about to do something to you.

By Mr Oh

What you wanna hear when your legs are in the air

So you’ve got yourself in between the sheets, you’re body is ready, willing and able to do all the things you’ve thought about doing in your mind…
You look at your partner and they look at you and its a beautifully heated moment and the only thing that could make it better is the right thing said at the right time.
But what is it that you like to hear at that moment?

What are the words that you like to hear that make your body wake up and shudder right nice?

In the same way that everyone likes something different sexual is the same way that everyone likes to hear something different DURING sex. One person reading this may like to hear that real smooth talking, slick as grease type of talk that comes equipped with a smooth voice to deliver the words in your ear.
Another person reading this may prefer the rougher type of sex talk that involves swearing, foul language and is closer to the more disrespectful side of sex talk.
Another may not like any talk at all and may prefer to just listen to the beauty of the sounds that two bodies make together… (I think there’s another blog in there too…)

Words can help the interaction of sex. They can be used to tell your partner what you like and how you like it, if you don’t like something or when something feels GREAT…

But what are some of the favourite comments, sentences and slanguage words do you like to hear during sex?

Here’s a few of the most common, filthiest, most disrespectful and amazing things we hear during sex that can either drive us harder and faster or can make a situation stop before it truly gets started.

There’s the classic “FUCK ME” said in a strong, no ramping voice…

“Harder” – which can be during a really hard pounding or when he spanks you but doesn’t really get that CLAP sound that you wanna hear bent over.

“What the FUUUUCCCK?” – is always great because its a question, which means the answer can be found in whatever it is that you are doing.

“SsSsSsSsSsssshhhhhiiiiiiiitt…” – doesn’t really need defining but when you hear it, you know what it means.

“LOOK at me…” – that’s when the one who is doing you wants you to see what they are doing to you…

“That’s how I like it…” – if you hear this then you know you are doing something right.

“Spit on it…” – no need to say anything about that.

“You can do better than that…” – these sentences are like giving a sugar addict liquid sugar in an IV.

“I love when you do that…” – that’s the nice way of saying ‘do that shit’.

“I hate you…” – which is the exact opposite of what it means.

“You’re a GOOD fucker ain’t ya?” – this encapsulates the spirit of egging on your partner but also praising them for doing something which may start to feel good.

“Rape me…” – in a rough sex situation, these two words can get a pussy pounded to the point where after two or three strokes, she’ll be curled up in a ball calling for time out.

“SsSsSsSshhh…” – that’s when there are no words that need to be said, no sounds that need to be made… all you have to do is shut the fuck up.

“God, what are you doing to me?” – obviously they know what you’re doing but they are suddenly feeling so good that they need to ask out loud.

“Stop… stop… stop…” – listen out for this one because they could actually want you to stop OR they are telling you to stop hoping to God that you don’t.

“Hmmmmm…” – more a sound than a word but you still wanna hear it.

“I’m coming…” – these two words can be dangerous as they can bring on your own orgasm. Feeling someone coming is one thing but then to hear them say so, in whatever voice they adopt, can make you have to come with ’em.

“This pussy is mine…” – for a woman, when a man is REALLY making that pussy work for him, he may like to claim that the pussy is his. It may not be his, in fact there may be others out there who have a stronger claim to said pussy but, for that moment, when he said it, it helped an orgasm climb closer and closer.

“Eat that shit…” – a good pussy eater will hear this quite regularly. A bad pussy eater will hear this too but that’s only if she hasn’t clamped her hands around his head and forced him face first into her pussy.

“Don’t run…” – for a man, when a woman is taking a good dicking down and she has the audacity to try and run or take a break, this can be heard. (Honestly, he wants you to try and run away just so he can say it. It’s an ego thing.)

“I’m gonna come on your face…” – who doesn’t love to hear that? (Unless he or she doesn’t like it on their face.)

“He/She will NEVER fuck you like I do…” – this is for those who are cheating on their partner and like to get real sinister with it.

“Your gonna take this…” – tell your partner they’re gonna take it then make them take it…

“Fuck you…” – this one is designed to anger. The general response to this one is ‘fuck me? Fuck ME yeah?! Okay, we’ll see…’ and before you know it someone comes, there’s a squirt here, a moan there and someone has been kicked off the bed.

These are just a few gems from between the sheets of some of ya and there are many others that I’ve not covered but, you see what I mean. Maybe you’ve used some of them… maybe you’re about to use some of them right now, maybe there are some favourites which I haven’t mentioned…

So what are your favourite sex sentences?

100 posts and cumming…

So, here we are…

Another blog post… but not just ANY blog post…
This is my 100th blog post…
The BIG one double zero…

SO for such a monumental post, I thought I would just say hello and thanks to all the readers and commentators and subscribers of Mr Oh’s Little Black Musings.
It was this time last year that I was told that I should create a blog because I seem to have a lot to say on the subject… the subject being sex.

And in the last year, I’ve written 99 blog posts (but a bitch ain’t one hit me) on sex from grey pussy hair to the ins and outs (no pun intended) of pussy eating to the right kind of song to listen to when you’re fucking to the orgasms that make you kick your partner off the bed.
And the funniest thing is that those topics are only the tip of the iceberg of what I’ve written.
This blog hasn’t meant to be a ‘how-to’ guide of sex nor is it supposed to be a man bashing blog, telling dudes the best way to get their partners to have good orgasms (but I have addressed a few direct issues).
I’ve written all my blog posts from the view of someone who just LIKES sex. In every sense of the word LIKE.
Okay, I LOVEEEEEEE sex… but, not like a hungry man who’s just trying to get as much sex as possible. I love the ART of sex.

If you don’t know about the art of sex then you, my friend, are slacking on your macking and you may need to read over a blog or two to see what I mean.
The art of sex can be found in the little things we take for granted during those Isley Brothers moments (*sings* in between the sheets….)
I mean, take for example, kissing.
For some people, kissing is just something you do just before you try and grab a breast or try slip a finger beneath the panty elastic.
But the beauty of kissing and the art of it, like, the way a hand sliding up and down a face can make someone feel completely different and heighten a situation or the way you can suck a bottom lip (or borrom lip) that can make a woman sigh in a ‘well GOOD GAWD DAMN’.
(And if you’re wondering why I refer to the kissing aspect as men trying it is because women GENERALLY appreciate kissing more than men do.)

From the day I started the blog, I just wanted to write about sex in a way that I wouldn’t be able to write about in my books ( that’s Little Black Book by Mr Oh via Amazon and all good online retailers – FYI)

There’s tons of stories that I could write about sex but there are also hundreds upon thousands of subjects about sex that I could blog about. And that’s what’s made this blog so much fun.
One thing I really enjoy doing is offering my blog subjects out to people… just to see what people want to read but more importantly, what subjects people wanna know about.
I’m no expert… hell no…
*Clay Davis voice* sheeeeeeeeeet….

We all have bad days where we come quicker than we thought we would. I’m just a normal dude with a penis and two testicles.
Like most people, I’m a watcher.
You know what I mean? When I’m out, I like to watch people and see what they do and how they do it, sometimes make stories up about where they could be going or what they could be going to do.
Sex is the same.
You may find me with my eyes open at particular times but that’s because I just like to watch and see… and witness things that you may miss when you close your eyes.
As you can tell from my blog, I’m an avid, excited and sing it from the rooftops pussy eater who just LOVES to get down with the get down (no head push necessary).

You’ll probably find me down there before any kisses have been exchanged. Call me nasty, call me a bowcat, call me a carpet muncher… in fact call me dem tings… if that’s what people need to feel comfortable about themselves and what they do between the sheets then go right ahead.
See, with pussy eating, when men spend all their time cursing us eaters, they aren’t thinking about the actual idea of pleasing their partner, which is what its all about. They spend all the time thinking about the actual taste of pussy, the feel of having a pussy in your mouth or the idea of being beneath a woman in that way.
Not really thinking of how good she’ll feel or the power of orgasm she could possibly endure or the possible repercussions that could result from giving a woman the tongue action she deserves.
Let’s just say, if you give a woman that good head, she’ll hit you with a good plan B to go with her plan J…
Slop, mess an all that goodness…

But that’s just me though.

This blog was just meant to be a simple venting of my apparently overly sexual way of thinking and things that I felt needed to be said about sex because, as I said, I LOVE sex.

In today’s society where sex is becoming more and more cheap and looked at as a goal to reach or a prize to win, its folk like myself who are trying to keep the beauty of the act alive and kicking for the GROWN FOLK out there who enjoy it the same way I do.

This blog is:

For the people who like to take their time and watch the dick going in and coming out misty and creamy.

For the people who liked to be looked in the eye while they give head.

For the people who like to be slammed against a wall and have their hands held above their heads.

For the freaks who KNOW of their own freaky status and are PROUD of it.

For the animals out there who love to give head almost as much, if not more, than they like to receive.

For the saucy ones out there who like the taste of someone else smeared across their face.

For the downright deplorable mofos who like to use their tongue to flick it on someone’s ass.

For the freaks who know they are freaks without having to use it as a line to TRY and get someone to sleep with them.

For the free spirits who three and foursome it up…

My blog is for you.
Not gonna lie, I was thinking about stopping at 100 posts but in my mind and my libido, I feel like there’s quite a few subjects I’m yet to cover so I’m just gonna go on and on and on…

So, again, thank you for reading it, thank you for offering subjects for me to write about and thank you for your comments, subscriptions, your retweets, your sentence jacking and all round appreciation for what I do…

Here’s an Ohmage taken from my new book Little Black Book Volume 2 that is coming out real real REAL REALLLLLL soon…
Nuff love to ya…

(Really, look at the ROTATION on that caboose… wait until Little Black Book Volume 2 comes out… oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo chillllle)

Peace and hair grease…

Mr Oh

P.S. – Little Black Book Volume 2 is coming soon.